the next day was very exciting!! it was time to sort out the nozzles, "now" said joe, after breakfast, "we need to sell most of the nozzles, to make enough money to cover our costs!, but we can sell some of the wine and tea too""ok" said jo,"i will start some today"
"yeah i will start on the wine aswell" added ellie, so everyone started the long process of harvesting the nozzles, and the leafs, for the big push!!
meanwhile, the foreign man was talking to emily, "so what is your name then?"asked emily,
"i am carlos" said the man, "i'm a horse dealer"
"cool" said emily, "my friends are training some horses at the moment"
"if they are interested i will sell them some very nice ones" said carlos,
"yeah you will have to speak to viki about that"
back at the farmhouse. jo was busy in the kitchen with her nozzle leaf tea. and in the basement ellie was busy with her wine making, meanwhile in the office, "well" said joe, "i think we have covered our costs"
"good" said debz, "i think we will do well next harvest"
"yes i hope so" said joe, "lets tell everyone the good news"
so back in the living room, everyone was gathered. "good news everybody" said joe in a important voice, "we have covered all our costs for the year, and still have plenty of nozzles for ourselves"
"yey" said arthur, "does this mean more smoking to be done?"
"yup" replied joe, "we can all enjoy smoking them, drinking them when jo's tea is ready, and of course getting very drunk with ellie's wine!"
"sounds good to me" said everyone, just then carlos came in,
"hello everyone" he said, "i have been looking at your horse's viki, they are very nice"
"thanku" replied viki, "i like them too"
"yes" added louise, "we are gonna enter them in a race, when i have finished training them".
"that reminds me" said alion, "what about the strange land arthur and julia found in the water?"
"yes that is a good point" said joe wondering, "i think we shall look into that tomorrow"
just then two boys came in dressed as rude boys, "ay man respect to da nations" said the older boy,
"jamie, peter!" said debbie looking very surprised, "what are you doing here?"
"well" said peter, "after dad sold us into slavery, we escaped and started living in da hood"
"joe!! how could you" said debz in a harsh voice,
"ar well" said joe looking very worried,"we needed the money you see, and well they aren't very nice kids anyway"
"we is gangster rappers now innit" said jamie, "in da hood we is f*****g homeys iiet"
"you watch your mouth young man" said joe, "f**k ya papa" jamie replied,
"you see what i mean" said joe looking at debz in despair,
"well i must admit they have changed somewhat" replied debbie, "but they are still our kids, you nonce"
"well i am sorry, but look at all the fun we have had out here"
"i is ungry, what bout some food innit" said peter,
"we have to do somthing with these guys" said james, "what about let them stay if their nice?"
"dis bitch is f*****g pissing me off like" said peter,
"well" said james, "i have never been so humiliated in all my life, you wait till i set my monkey on you"
just then monkey came in (he has no formal name) "eekk eekk" said the monkey,"f**k you apey" said jamie pulling out a kalashnikov!!
"wow this is getting heavy" said tom diving under a chair and taking jess with him,
"die you mother f****r" he said as he emptied a few rounds into the monkey,
"right thats it" said james taking a cucumber of the table, "take that you adolesent" he said, as he began to beat the crap out of him with a warm crusty roll,
"why then the cucumber?" asked robyn,
"i might get hungry" replied james setting himself on the next one, and munching the cucumber at the same time, "well thats that" he said as he rubbed his hands together,
"watch out" shouted sophie, as jamie pulled out a pistol!!,
"oh shit" said james swinging round, BANG! the gun went off, missing james by inch's, but burying itself straight in julia p's chest!,
"arrg" mumbled julia p falling to the floor,
"at that moment james threw the cucumber, straight throu jamies heart!!, "good shot james" said emily,
"ow i need a little help here ppl" said julia trying to talk,
"oh yeah julia" said reena, "somebody get a bandage or somthing!"
the next day julia p was recovering quite well, in bed upstairs, "i do hope she is ok" said jeni looking rather worried, "i couldn't sleep last night thinking about it"
"i'm sure she'll be ok" said jess, "tho reena was up very late removing the bullet"
"how is james?"asked louise,"well" said robyn, he's very upset to be honest he loved that monkey"
"yes and after his arm aswell" added luke,
"yeah at least his arm will get better, that monkey was one in a million" said robyn looking very sad,
"well i think he was very brave" said joe walking in, "he deserves a medal for killing them two, and all with a crusty roll"
"don't you mind? they were your kids" asked saah,
"well not really, after all the did shoot julia p"
"true" said jo thinking hard,
"that reminds me, hows your tea coming along jo?" asked wendy,
"not bad thanks, i gave some to julia p, she said it was good"
"good we will all have some today then" said joe looking very excited, "but for the moment lets look for that land!!!"
NEXT CHAPTER DO THEY FIND THE UNDERWATER LAND?? AND WHAT IS IT THAT CRASH LANDS IN ONE OF THE FIELDS?!!!!!!!!!!!
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