Fields of Nozzles - Part 19

so in the pub the action started, sarah was singing away, and ellie was knocking them back,
in the beer garden, rii was cleaning the tables, "thats strange" she thought, "theres a hole where that dead grass was"
back inside the darts was kicking off, one of many games was debbie and joes second round match, against alion and wilko, "look at them, those vile cretins" said wilko smirking, "we're soo going to kick their ass's" "i don't know"
replied alion, "their pretty sharp, you should of seen them up against jess and tom" "don't worry ali, i have sorted everything" wilko replied confidently.

just then louise turned up, looking very upset, "whats the matter lou?" asked susie, louise strutted up to wilko, and smacked him round the head!, "what the hell was that for?" asked wilko, "you bastard" she said inraged with anger, "how could you do this to me?"
"ar touche" replied wilko smugly, "nevermind ey, worse things happen at sea" "louise, whats up" called catherine,
as louise went storming out of the pub, "oh well" said ellie stumbling around, "lets play some darts"
so after many hours of darts, and a lot of laughs, plus concerns for louise, and ellies health, joe and debbie, had continued their unbeaten record, with another thrashing, "what did i tell you" said alion crossly, "oh get a life" said wilko casually,
"well fine" replied alion, puffing hard on her pipe, "right come on people, time for bed" said joe, tapping his watch,
like some anal aristocrat, "oh joe" said sophie dispairingly, "your soo anal"

back at home, most people went off to bed, but arthur got out his rizlers and and nozzle fibres, while julia, began constructing a morris minor 200, with a pipe cleaner and a box of pretzels, "where is louise?" asked joe looking worried,
"i think she went to bed" replied jo, "oh well, i hope she is ok" said jess, "right, james, tom, your up tonight" said joe in an important voice, so when all had gone to bed, and all was quiet, tom expressed his concern for luke,
"i don't like it atall" said tom, "he's changed, and it aint for the good" "no i know what you mean" added james, picking off his scab,
to see his arm was completely better, "wow that nozzle leaf oil, really worked" he said very pleased to finally be better,
"anyway" said joe disregardingly, "what do we do about luke, i think we should keep an eye on him" "yes good idea" replied tom,

so the next morning everyone started working on the walls. except louise who said she felt ill, and was eating gravy and sugered almond sandwiches, even emily was feeling better, and helping out best she could, "carlos really seems to like her" said becca,
while stacking rocks, and occasionly leaning into a icecream tub, to throw up for a minute or so,
"yes i think he does" replied robyn. just then there was a knock on the now vast gates, "i'll go see who it is" said jo c,
"hello" she said, as she opened the gates, to see a girl standing there chewing gum, "hi i'm sexy bexy" said bex,
"oh right come in then" said jo c, "what are you doing here?" asked emily, not looking happy atall,
"can't your best mate come and visit" replied bex sarcastically, "anyway you owe me a favour" she added,
"and whats that" inquired becca, "none of your buisness" snapped bex, "now now" butted in joe, "we won't have any upset on my farm, what is the problem emily? and why are you here?" he asked bex, "i just wanted to get away from the city" she said quite innocently.

so by the end of the day, they had 3 walls up!!! "i must say, i am very gratefull for your help" said joe, looking at matt and terrence,
"yes i have quite enjoyed it" replied matt smiling, and looking in vikis direction, "yes it has been fun" added terrence,
"right, now the wolves must be getting close by now" said joe thinking hard, "i think we should send out a rider, to scout out their location" "yes good idea" said robyn, back indoors dinner was on the go, and louise was feeling rather sick again,
"i'm not right atall" she said quivering and shaking, on a sofa, "i think we should take your temperature" said reena wisely,
"well i aint doing it" said wilko lounging on the settee, legs spread drinking a cupa, "your such a lazy bastard" shouted louise,
"yeah well, i'm just geting in role" replied wilko smartly,

"right, come on then people, to the pub and beyond" said joe looking very excited, "yes and may a good time be had by all" added jess, "just one thing before we go" asked tim, "who they hell are you?" he said looking at joe, "look mate" said joe now quite irate,
i am joe, the owner and dictater of this farm, now never ask who i am again,OK?" "well i don't remember you but ok" replied tim bemused again, so off to the pub they went, even luke went along, "right lets get started" said reena, organising the darts again,
so as the evening wore on, and the pumps and fridges began to empty, and people began to throw things at sarah, due to her apalling singing, "i think i will go get some more beers" said ellie heading for the basement stairs,
down in the basement all was dark ans quiet. "eeellllllie" came an eerie voice, from the darkness of barrels, "whos their?" called ellie, "wh ydid you kill me ellie, i had done nothing wrong" "oh shit" screamed ellie heading for the door,
"oh no you don't" whispered the voice, "fair is fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................................

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