it was a warm summer evening, everyone had gathered at emilys, because she had the biggest driveway,
"please be carefull this gravel is very expensive" she said,
"we're going away forever tonight" said james, "i don't think it matters"
"lets not quarall please, we have much to do and little time to do it in, before it gets dark" said joe firmly but pleasantly.
"and we need time to go to the pob afterwards" said viki,
"typical viki" said suz despairingly,
"now that is a good idea!" said james "can i have a pint joe?"
"yeah sure you can, you must owe me hundreds by now"
"there thats the last of the wagons loaded" said tom looking rather stressed and very tired,
"good, well lets start by taking this lot down to my house", so they all took the wagons down to joe's,
"well thats the lot" said joe, "now we all meet back here at midnight, i'm of to the tavern"
"yey lets" said ellie,
"evening jeni, pints all round please"
"these are on the house as we're all going away tonight, i take it you got everything packed alright"
"yup its sorted, there all ready at my house" said joe,
"well heres to a successfull new life as nozzle farmers!" alion said standing on a table,
"yes to nozzles and all similar tubes" said robyn,
the evening was warm and clear, and everyone was sad to leave, but also excited about the future, would they be able to grow a nozzle plant? and would they all get there in one peice! "come on then everyone lets be off" said jess organising again,"can i bring my monkey?" asked james,
"i don't see why not, aslong as there is room in your wagon" said joe "we must be carefull trying to fit us all in"
"well lets think" said luke " there are 5 wagons and there about 30 of us, so we should just about fit"
"come on then its nearly midnight" said joe hasty to be off ,
back at emilys everyone piled into the wagons and tryed to get ready for the long jurney ahead,
"now lets do this by shoe size and hair colour" said suzanne in all seriousness,
"look" said wendy "lets just get in it will be much easier"
"now i will lead" said joe "with james, robyn, debz, jess tom and alion" "the rest of you follow me, and remember look out for wolves!!"
so in the pitch black of night they set of on the adventure of a life time, throu winding lanes and thickets and woods!"your turn to steer debz" said james, and remember look out for bus's
"will do, i'll wake you up in an hour tom"
"ok" said tom flicking throu a catalogue
"what are you looking for tom" asked james "well i will need a new stomach, so i'm looking for secondhand ones! in this porn brouchure"
"mm" said alion lighting her pipe, "i rather liked your old one"
" so did i, damn that clown"
the night wore on and became dawn at last, "time to stop for some food i reckon" said emma,
"good idea, i will ask joe if we can stop" said jeni,
"oi joe you big bitch can we stop for some dinner?"
"in the next feild" said joe
they stopped in a sunny glade about two miles from tollyhot, "we'll be there soon at this rate" said debz checking her compass, and simaltaneusly stroking her penguin,
"i hope so" said louise " i haven't seen a mirror for nearly 12 hours!"
"hey here comes a sheep" said rii, "tally ho there" said the sheep in a very posh english accent!,
"hello sheep" said rii "how come you can talk?"
"is the pope jewish?" replied the sheep,
"no hes catholic" said rii,
"oh" said the sheep, "well anyway i can, the names wilko, whats yours?"
i'm rii and these are my freinds we're going to start a nozzle farm in norfolk,
"sounds like a plan to me" said the sheep, "may i join you?"
"i don't see why not" replied joe,
"the more the merrier" added jo.
"right lets be off" said james, "i hope you fed your horses viki while we stopped"
"yup i did indeed, just before my healthy breakfast of 3 pints, very nice!!"
"ok" said reena,
"right we're of then" said emily!.
back on the road, they soon arrived at there destination, the small village of tollyhot,
it was a very small place indeed, about 30 houses, on one side the house's back onto the river,
the other side they backkinto the woods, and everything is built around the village inn, no shops just a market everyday, where the locals sell there merchandise,
"well we're here" said joe looking releived to have got there in one peice, "theirs plenty of rooms for all of you, except the small one at the back is reserved for me"
"can i have one with a pool?"
"no reena, its not that sort of place" "anyway its nearly tea time, seeya when we have all unpacked and washed".!!!!!
NEXT WEEK . they begin growing nozzles!!!!!!!!
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