Sunday, 21 January 2001

Fields of Nozzles - Part 18

"right come along now everyone" said ellie loudly, "gather your things and get out of my pub" "right lets go guys"
said joe, "before things go down hill" back at the farmhouse, it was time for a quick cupa before bed,
"i think we shall have nozzle leaf tea tonight" said jo, "tomorrow we will talk to emily" said ingham, "she has some bad news i think" "yes we must find out whats been happening" replied joe. "tim it is your turn to guard, in the watch tower"
"sorry who are you" asked tim bemused, "i'm joe i run this farm, do you not remember me?" said joe suprised,
"i've never seen you before in my life, but ok then" answered tim, so off went tim to the tower, while everyone else went to bed, "right night all" said joe, "robyn, jo c, its your turn to stay up tonight" "rightoh" said robyn, i will get the games out"

the next morning, after breakfast it was time to get back to work on the perimeter walls, "i'm just going to the barn"
said robyn, heading for the door, "yeah i will go too" said julia, going after her, "i wonder what their up to" asked james,
just then there was a knock on the door, "i'll get it" said viki opening the door, "hello i'm matt" said a dark athletic man,
"may i have some water" "yes of course" replied viki, "come in" "why are you here?" asked sarah, "i have been running round the world" replied matt, "it is very hard work" "may i ask why" said joe, pondering the idea of running round the entire world, "well its for charity, but i am slightly lost, and need somwhere to crash for a few days" "your welcome to stay here"
said viki hurriedly, "yes by all means" added joe, "you are more than welcome, all i ask is that you pitch in while you are here, we are having a few problems with wolves" "yes thats fine" replied matt, "anything to help, infact i ran into those nasty wolves on the way here" "i hope you didn't come to any grief" said tom, "well they ate my mate and my spare shoes"
replied matt looking sad, "well we are building a vast defense system to protect us from them, so you will be quite safe here" said joe in an important voice,

meanwhile in the barn, "oh robyn my lust for you is so strong" said julia breathing hard, "i know and me for you" replied robyn, "but we must be carefull" "but its so good" answered julia, "i know i know" said robyn.
outside everyone had started on the wall, "later on when emily has woken" said joe, "we will go and speak with her"
"yes good idea" replied jeni, "where do you want me?" asked matt eager to get started, "right you go and help tom and luke collect some more rocks" said joe, glad of the extra help, "you ok luke" asked tom looking worried, "you seem a little tense" "I'M FINE OK, STOP ASKING ME!!" "ok ok only asking" said tom, "sorry tom, i'm not feeling myself today" said luke
twitching violently,

so by lunch time, they had finished two walls, "right well we should be safe for the moment" said joe, looking very pleased,
"it will take them several days to get round the other side, by which time we should of finished them too"
"lets see how emily is, why i get some dinner on" said alion, "yes good idea" said sarah, "right lets go guys" said joe,
walking off down the lane, indoors alion put some dinner on, "is toast and tortillas ok" she asked, "with cheese and chilli sauce of course" "sounds good" said arthur, always hungry. upstair emily was feeling much better,
everyone piled in to hear her what she had to say, "so come on then emily" said james impatiently, "did they torture you?"
"james!! don't be so insensitive" said debbie, "all of you be quite, and listen please" said joe trying to calm everyones excitment,

"well" began emily, "i was feeding the horses, to help out viki and louise, and suddenly there was this bright light,
and it was coming from the spacecraft, then i guess i must of passed out or somthing, coz next thing i knew i was inside this huge room, and there was luke strapped to this huge camel, and he was moaning, i never saw him after that"
"what about wendy" asked emma, looking hopefull, "yes i was getting to that" said emily, "i never saw her properly,
but i saw some strange beings, who all looked like neil sadaka, wheeling what looked like bits of wendy, on a big trolly"
"oh no" said emma weeping, "its ok" said jeni comfortingly, "we didn't like her anyway"
so i was in this huge room, for ages and no-one came to talk to me or anything, i must of been their for a couple of days,
and then two neil sadaka lookalikes, came over to me, and made me eat what looked like purple flaun,
but it tasted rather like shellfish. "what was the room like?" asked mark, "well it was paneled out quite nicely in mahogany wood effect shiplap, and the floor were those nice vaneer strips from wickes, i felt there was a lot of scandanavian influence,
in the room,

so after emily had finished her story, everyone pondered on it, "so i wonder what they did to luke" said tom,
"yes you say you don't remember anything luke" asked joe, "well i seem to remember the camel vaigly,
replied luke, "but nothing after that" "well come along now everyone" said joe, "this won't get anything done"
so after their lovely lunch, prepared by alion, it was time to get back to work, so outside everyone got stuck in, just then,
something came through the gate, it was a large dinosaur, "hello i'm terrance" said the prehistoric beast, "hello" said jeni,
"i'm jeni" "can i be of any assistance" asked terrance, "yes you could help us build these walls" replied joe,
"my pleasure" answered terrance.

so after they had nearly finished the third wall, it was time for dinner and then some more darts action,
so ellie and rii went off to open up, and sarah went with them, "i was wondering" said sarah to ellie, "could i have a job at your pub, as a caberet singer?" "yes i don't see why not" replied ellie, "it sounds like good fun"
back at the house dinner was on the way, "wheres louise gone" asked alion, "she went to the chemist i think" replied viki,
"yes can i have a pregnancy test please!!!" said louise. "right lets go people" said joe looking forward to a good laugh,
and off they all went, except for luke, who had strangely nipped off somwhere!!!!!...............................

NEXT CHAPTER, THE WALLS ARE FINISHED. EMILY RECOVERS, LOUISE IS NOT WELL ATAL!???
AND WILKO GIVES IT SOME LIP!

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