Fields of Nozzles - Part 15

inside everyone discussed the wolf problem, "i think we should build some parapet walls around the farm" said jess,
"yes i think that is a very good idea" said joe in an important voice, "right when do we start" asked tom itching to get started
"well first things first we need a lookout" said joe, "we can use the abandoned goblin tower, who will take first watch?"
"i will" piped up alion, "good" said joe satisfied, "tomorrow then we will begin the constrution of the perimeter walls"

so after lunch, it was time to discuss the other problem, the killer rabbits, "well" said robyn, "i have devised a plan of attack
we build a giant wooden badger covered in nozzle leafs, then we push it into the field vier a pulley system, meanwhile tom
is cunninly placed inside the badger, wearing his camouflage cagoule, and when the time is right, form a prominent position, he hurls mokosons at them, slaying them in their millions, "thats brilliant" said james enthusiasticly,
"right we will also begin construction of the badger tomorrow" said joe looking proudly at his foes,

as evening fell, it was time for the darts to proceed, but first reena had to once again operate on arthur,
"this time i will get it right" said reena looking determined, back in the living room, while ellie and rii, were opening up the tavern, james and robyn were preparing for their match against ellie and emma, while emma was revising for her phd in
midden management, and joe was drawing up plans for the perimeter walls, "hey guess what" said jo running in,
"i'm doing a crash course in aromatherapy" "oh cool" said anna, "i think i will just go and survey the area" said joe,
outside in the in cold wind, joe walked throu the gates of the farmyard, and prodeeded towards the woods at the edge of the 3rd field, just then he saw a strange light coming from the woods, and outlined against the strange light, there walking towards him was emily!!, "emily" shouted joe, "what happened to you?" there was no reply as emily staggered up to joe,
and collapsed at his feet, hurriedly he throu her into a wheelbarrow and ran back to the house,

inside everyone was getting ready to go to the pub, "i wonder where joe is?" pondered jeni, "yes he has been quite a while" replied tom, just then joe came bounding throu the door, "quikly i've found emily" everyone rushed outside,
there was emily singing bright eyes by simon & garfunkal, to the tune of sweet home alabama, "what has happened to her"
said debbie, "i think they got her" said joe sadly, staring towards the strange craft, "just a minute" said alion,
"i thaught the craft went under ground" "thats right" said louise, and then the craft began to rise out of the ground,
letting off a strange blue glow, "my goodness its massive" said jess in sheer horror, "those bastards have been building underground" said james, just then the craft began to move towards the farmhouse, "quikly inside" shouted joe,
inside julia p was totally hysterical, "what do we do" she said almost reduced to tears, "calm down you fool"
said debbie slaping her across the face, meanwhile alion lit her pipe and pondered. then there was a loud and resounding woosh!!. and then west end girls by the pet shop boys, started blasting out of the craft, "my god its awfull" shouted james runningfrom the room, just then there was a another enormous blast of sound and light!!, and then there was silence......

back in the pub ellie was wondering where everyone was, "i can't understand it, joe and louise never miss a drink"
"there must be something up" said rii thrusting her darts into the board, then in came julia, "there you are, where have you been?" asked ellie, "no time for this bollocks" said julia, "the spaceship has just flown out of the ground"
"right back to the farmhouse" said ellie pulling a shotgun out from under the counter, so they all ran back to the house,
when they returned, they found emily looking rather odd, and arthur looking quite well, "what he hell has happened here"
asked rii, "we will tell you in the morning" said joe, "for now, i will take that shotgun ellie, and alion, anna and me will stay up and watch, just then the door slowly opened, and there standing on the doorstep stood luke!!!!!!!!.......................


NEXT CHAPTER WHERE THE HELL HAS LUKE BEEN?? WILL THEY EVER FINISH THE DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP!?
AND WILL ROBYNS GIANT BADGER WORK????