PART 5 OF MY STORY "FIELDS OF NOZZLES!!!‏

it was a lovely day, tom was very excited for his stomach would be ready today, "i simply can't wait" said tom, "i have been so hungry"
"yes well its all your fault" said jess, "selling that stomach of yours just for some new mokosons, i can't believe you some times",
well he is the best husband in the world" said ellie, "don't give him too hard a time",

"yeah i guess so" said jess smiling,

"come on everyone i think we have cracked it this time" said joe confidently, "lets plant this lot and see what happens"

so after many hours of planting and digging and lots of cups of tea, provided by jo, (very well indeed) they finally finished, "good" said joe looking very satisfied, "time for a rest i think"

"by the way louise" asked viki, "how is the horse training going?"

"not bad thanks, but they are very dificult ones",

"what do you mean dificult ones, those are my horse's your talking about"

"well they are, sorry mate" replied louise.

"i think we should all go for a picnic, and a swim in the river" suggested debz,

"what a good idea" said james, "i could do with a swim, and some serious food"

"aslong as we can get my stomach first tho" said tom looking very concerned,

"ok" said alion "come along and i will fit it for you"

"thanks alion" said tom,

meanwhile emily and susie were preparing the food, "this will be so cool" said emily excitedly,

"yes and we can climb trees and throw things at ppl walking by" said susie,

"well if you must" said emily looking rather concerned,

back in the living room, arthur was a bit restless, "i need more nozzle splifs, i haven't had one for ages"

"well we will have as many as we can desire soon!!, said robyn,

so when all the food was packed and everyone had gathered their things, it was time to go picnicing,

"this looks like a nice spot! said debz looking around,

"yes" said julia p "very nice, and look theres an elf home up in that tree"

"oh yes" said luke,

"we bring you peace" said the elf,

"its bringing peace" shouted luke, "break its legs"

"hang on a minute" said julia p "why do we always have to break things legs?"

"well if he brings peace, we don't want him to get away do we?" said luke,

"oh i see your point" said julia,

"well its this new skirt, it rucks up very easily" said luke,

"no i mean... oh who cares lets just get the elf"

"wait" said debbie, standing in the way brandishing a meat clever, "lets not kill this poor defenceless elf, look at him hes so cute!" they looked up at the elf,

"haha" laughed the elf, pulling out a colt44, "now you will DIE!"

"shit" yelled debbie, hurling the clever straight at the elf, knocking his head of in one clean move, but not before he shot james in the arm, and skimmed one off jeni's head!,

"good shot debz" said alion, "where did you learn to throw like that?"

"well" said debz, "i used to play darts on a regular basis"

"well i never" said tom "the things you see nowadays, still grub time"

"yes that is a good idea"said emily "you should see what we have braught you"

yes there was lashings of lemonade, mountains of ham, piles of bioled eggs, fresh salad, homemade fruit cake and lots of sandwiches, "well this is just spiffing" said wendy,

yes i haven't eaten this well since the winter of discontent" said tom, "no really i haven't, this stomach is quality" so after everyone had eaten as much as they could, it was time for a swim!

"i can't swim with this arm" said james looking very sorry for himself,

"oh well" said robyn, "i will stay with you, we can play dominos"

"ok" said james,

meanwhile everyone else was swimming away in the river, "look at me" shouted julia, standing on a bridge, "i can fly", jumping into the river, with a huge splash!,

"carefull julia" shouted rii from the river bank, "you might get hurt"

"like i'd do that" said julia, just as she got sucked down a whirlpool!,

"oh bollocks" said arthur, "here we go again, she's always doing this!" as he also disapeared into the water after her,

"well i hope we see them again" said jess, "i quite liked him" "yes i think we all feel the same" said joe,

"i could sure do with a cupa" added luke, "ar well i braught a big flask of my tea with me, if you want some", said jo,

"cor yeah" said everyone, so they all layed out on the grass to dry off, and drunk lots of tea, and talked lots about nozzles and how they all hoped it would work out!,

"well i think we shall go home now" said joe, "we will be up early again in the morning i'm afraid" so everyone went home to bed, and dreamed of nozzles, except emily who dreamt of portuguese men, and louise who dreamt of fit sheep!.

NEXT CHAPTER. NOZZLES NOZZLES AND A STRANGE FOREIGN MAN!!!?