Fields of Nozzles - Part 17

so in the morning, while jo got the kettle on, joe bagan the plan of attack for the badger, "so we will release it in about half an hour, before it gets too light" "yes but where do we release it?" asked sarah, "well i think we should release it in the north corner" replied joe, "so as to have maximum cover, while approaching" "good" said debbie approvingly, "lets get those nasty killer rabbits" so after everyone had eaten and drunk lots of tea, it was time for the great offensive,
"right" said joe in an important voice, "tom, robyn, jess and anna come with me, everyone else, under james instrutions,
get on with the wall" so off they all went,

"now" said robyn pondering, "tom you climb in, jess, you and joe prepare to opperate the pulleys" "right you are" replied jess, so tom put on his camo cagoule, and climbed inside the badger, "right, you comfortable tom?" asked robyn,
"yup ready to go mate" tom called back out of the badger, "good lets do it" said joe proudly, so jess, joe and anna all pulled
and strained and slowly began to push the badger into the field, "while robyn controlled the direction and speed, with her solar panel control board, "its working, its working" shouted robyn, "quiet rob" replied joe in a hushed voice,
"you'll scare the rabbits away"

meanwhile everyone else was busy building the wall, "so scot, why do they call you scot "the rock" cooper?" asked arthur,
"coz i is well hard" replied scot polishing his mini gun, "oh right, that makes sense" said arthur, "come along now"
said james trying to sound in charge, just then jo came running out of the house, "here james" she said, "try some of this nozzle leaf oil on your arm" "ok" said james looking interested, "what will it do?"? asked james, "it should clean the wound,
and help it to close up" replied jo, "cool" said james, "i hope it works, coz its really beginning to annoy me now"

back in the rabbit field, "tom was waiting patiently inside the badger, "how long will they be" he said to himelf,
"you ready tom" whispered jess, from outside the badger, "yes i'm ready" replied tom, "good off you go" so tom slowly opened the hatch at the head of the badger, and peered out, there in the field, were maybe up to 1000 rabbits!!!
"bloody hell" said tom, "right have some of this you furry nozzle seed eating cretins" he shouted, as he began to hurl his mokosons at great speed through the air, meanwhile jess, robyn, joe and anna were waiting under a hedge,
"whats happening" asked jess worrying again, "yes what can you see" added robyn, "not alot" answered joe peering through his binoculers, "aslong as they don't ambush him from behind, and tear him to peices, he'll be fine"

back at the walls, luke was sitting under a tree, holding a small object and talking into it, "what are you doing" asked julia p, "oh nothing, just doing a comentary on the farm" replied luke, "oh right" said julia p, even more worried than before,
so by lunch time, they had one entire wall finished, "this is going rather well" said james, standing back to veiw what they had done, "i wonder how tom and the guys are getting on" said suz, "yes i hope they are ok" said jeni,
"take that and that you fools, hahahaha" laughed tom drunk on his own sense of power, "look out" shouted anna,
"their coming in behind you" "oh shit" said tom picking up a lump of wood of the floor, just as a rabbit came bouding into the firing pit, smack!!!! went his wood as he took a rabbits head clean off, "oh yeah you want some too eh" he screamed,
swinging in every direction,

at the farmhouse, everyone else was having lunch, "this is good tukka reena" said arthur belting it down, "why thanku"
replied reena proudly, "right i'll get some tea on" said jo, just then anna came running in, "you should see whats happening in the field" she said puffing after her long run, "tom is kicking ass" "right lets go have a look, said mark, "come on scot"
so several people went bounding down the lane, "well thats that" said tom, dusting himself off, and climbing out of the burning badger, then mark came tearing round the corner, "woh" he said stopped in his tracks, "what the hell has happened here" all over the field lay hundreds apon hundreds of slane rabbits, the carnage was appalling, "hurray for tom" cheered jess, "yes pints are all free for this chap tonight" added robyn, "well it was nothing really" said tom modestly,
"any self respecting citizen would of done the same" "still you did the job and you did it well" said alion,
"yeah it was like the falklands all over again" said ellie,"right come on people" said joe very aware of the wolves,
"we'll have a quick bite, and then get on with the wall, except tom who is excused duty for the rest of the day"

so after lunch, everyone piled out of the farmhouse, back to work, "do you want some oil on those wounds" asked jo,
looking at tom, who was looking rather like a mauled dog, "yes please they sting like mad" he replied,
"those rabbits aint half got sharp claws" so when darkness fell, it was time to pack up, set a watchman and have some dinner, "right come on then eveybody, well done, that'll do for the day" said joe, wiping his forehead,
back indoors reena started dinner with jeni, while ingham went to heck on emily, upstairs emily was in bed resting,
"oh hi sarah" she said as ingham came in, "you alright em?" asked sarah, "not bad thanks" replied emily,
"but i have a terrible headache and i can't remember everything,but i do have some bad news, but i will tell everyone about it when i'm feeling better" "yes that is a good idea" said ingham, "i must be off to set the table, would you like some dinner?"
"yes please" answered emily, "right i will bring some up, when its ready"

so after dinner, everyone went to the pub to get started on the darts, "you coming luke?" asked tom, "eer no i will stay here actually, i have some "work" to do" "ok its your life" said tom suprised at luke missing drinking,
so back at the pub, jeni and susie started their match against louise and viki, and everyone else got some pints down them,
james and ellie had a downing competition, (which naturally ellie won) and rii went to clear the glasses in the beer garden,
"its funny why no grass grows, on that funny mounded part of the lawn" wondered rii to herself,
back at the farmhouse, carlos was upstairs seeing how emily was, "yes this is zogenox, i will report back tomorrow,
no the don't suspect a thing, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!.............................



NEXT CHAPTER!!! EMILY HAS SOME BAD NEWS, THE WOLVES GET CLOSER, AND WILL THEY FINISH THE WALLS IN TIME???