Fields of Nozzles - Part 11

the clock struck 7.am, jo was asleep on the floor, ellie was drinking her wine, and debbie and joe were playing scrabble,
"ha ha i win again" said joe laughing, "oh bollocks" said debbie, just then jeni came down the stairs, "hiya, want some breaky?" "yes please" replied joe, just then suz came down the stairs, "hiya everyone" she said,
"hey suz, ready for the off then?" asked joe, "yes i think so" she replied, "tho emma is a little nervous about the wolves"
just then jo woke up, "oh morning" she said yawning again, "i'll get the kettle on" "sounds good" said james bounding down the stairs, "your drinking early" said robyn looking at ellie, "well its never too early to start" she replied,
"morning" said emma looking very tired, "i did not sleep well last night thinking about today" she said,
"well we will have to get you packed after breakfast" said joe in an important voice, "you must leave early, if you want to be back by thursday" "are the horse's ready viki?" asked louise, "yes they are fed and ready to go" she replied.

so after breakfast and a cup of tea, everyone came outside, to help load the horse's, and see them off,
"please take monkey with you" pleaded james, "why?" asked emma, "because i want him buried in the garden where he was conceived, he replied, "ok" said emma touching him on the shoulder sympatheticly,
so everyone waved goodbye. "see you all soon" yelled suz, riding straight into a hedge, "ooh thats gotta hurt" said jess grimicing, "well lets go inside, and discuss the spacecraft" said joe, "yes and talk to the walls" said susie, "mm indeed"
said wilko, in a somwhat superior attitude,

so inside the house, it was time for a cup of tea, and a warm glass of efluence, "so what are we gonna do about this spacecraft?" asked james, "well first we have to find it" joe reminded them, "yes true" said arthur,
"but where the hell is it" he wondered, "well for now we will have to keep a look out, and stay up each night to ensure our safety" said debbie, "yes whos up tonight?" asked tom, "jeni, robyn and me" replied joe, "how come you stay up every night?" asked tom, "well i was born without eyelids" answered joe, "therefore i am unable to sleep"
"touche" said alion,

"well we better start on the preparation of the fields" said joe, "yes" said emma, "lets" so everyone got stuck into their work,
so after many hours of work, and thousands of cups of tea, it was nearly 6.pm, and arthur was working next to the plow,
which tom was driving, "watch out" shouted tom in alarm, as arthur knelt down to pick up a dogend, splat!!!!!
as his head went flying throu the air, and landed in the middle of emilys kebab, "oh my goodness" she said, "are you ok?"
"i dought he can reply emily" said julia crossly, "oh right" replied emily eating the rest of her kebab,
"right quick put his head in between some frozen peas" said joe seriously, so jess ran into the house, to find some frozen beverages, "tom help me carry this bastard" shouted joe, while debbie collected the tools and shoved them in the shed,
back indoors arthur was slumped in a big chair, "so what now" asked anna, "i will ring the ambulance" said reena,
"but we have no ambulance service out here" pointed out jo, "well i will have to sow him up myself" said reena,
"right" said debz, "sophie you help her, julia p get whatever she wants, and i will get the whiskey"

so everyone did as they were told, and reena begun to prepare for surgery, "i will need somthing stronger than cotton for the stiching, "what about nozzle leaf fibres?" suggested alion, "what a good idea" said jeni, "right hurry up emily go get some leafs left over from the harvest" said joe, "rightoh" she said, running for the door, "i can't take all this. i'm off to the pub"
said louise, "yes i will join you when i have finished sorting here" replied joe, so reena started the 7 hour surgery,
it was very tedius but she took it all in her pride, "right i'm off to the pub" said joe, "anyone coming?"
"i can't i'm babysitting" said alion, "me neither, i'm diving" replied debbie, "yeah and i went out last week, so i'm tired"
said jo yawning, "i'm visiting tom" said jess, "but he lives here" replied joe exasperated, "yeah well sorry" she said.
in the tavern, rii was serving louise, "what'll it be?" she asked, "a pint of ellies finest ale please" she said,
"rightoh, ale it is" just then joe came in, "i pint please rii" he said, "what a day, i tell you, what will happen next?"

"where the hell are we?" asked suz, "i have no idea" replied emma, "and i'm so cold" grrrrrrr!!!!!!
"what was that?" asked suz????????????...............................


NEXT CHAPTER, IS ARTHUR OK? WHAT HAPPENS TO SUZ AND EMMA? AND WILL ANYONE COME TO THE PUB...
EVER???