feilds of nozzles part 1
a small man was walking down the road. "what am i doing here? why did i move to hopmoe?" said the man,
"i think its time for a change of scenery, i'm gonna set up a nozzle farm" "first i need all my friends to help me" "i will call a meeting at my house to tell everyone the good news"
so the very next day invitations went out to everyone, inviting them to a grand barbecue,
two days later the whole town was buzzing with excitement everyone wanted to know why Joe had called such a fantastic party,
"well i can't wait" said Robyn,
"no neither can i" said Jess, "i think we may have to just peek a little throu the window"
"well i think its silly" said Rii,
"why do you say that?" said Robyn,
"oh i don't know i just want to know i guess"
"i hope you've made your brownies Robyn" said Tom running up the hill all in a puff,
"oh yes i wouldn't forget them"
"good" said Tom, "i haven't eaten for 3 days!!"
"why the hell not?" said Jess, "well its a long story, but i sold my stomach to a clown for 2&6"," but on the bright side i did buy these lovely new mokasons"
"well i think your mad Tom and you aint wearing those round my house"
"quikly quikly Joes just come out of his house" said Debz looking very excited!!!
"well we beta be off then chaps" said Robyn.
back at 32 lazyass green, the small man was putting the final touches to the party, "well i think thats everything, time to tell the guests" so as he was just coming out of his small but spacious cottage, there was Jess, Robyn, Tom, Rii and Debz,
"well" said Joe, "you were here quike"
"we all want to know whats up" said James, ( he had just turned up)
"you will have to wait till the others are here, but come in and have some flaun",
"flaun!!!!" said Robyn "me first"
so when everyone had arrived, and had eaten lots of flaun and brownies, and drunk lots of cottonbadger wine, (a specialty of hopmoe) it was time to tell everyone what was up,
"well firstly i would like to say thankyou all for coming" said Joe in a quiet voice, " i have decided to move to norfolk, to a small village called tollyhot, i have become bored of this life and i want some adventure, i am going to start a nozzle farm!"
"but you can't leave us" said Ellie looking very sad indeed!,
"well thats the thing you see i want you all to come with me, and stay in my vast farmhouse"
"well i'm up for it" shouted Alion looking very pleased, "but correct me if i'm wrong, there isn't actually a nozzle plant is there?"
"ar well thats where you come in Alion we need to genetically cross breed one"
"well i think its a brill idea" said Jo,
"good its settled then we leave next flaunday" (there is an extra day in a hopmoe week)
so it was settled, everyone drank more cottonbadger wine and sung songs while Jess played every instrument you can think of, and Tom showed of his new mokosons! "good night everyone" said Julia,
"you going already" said Kathrine,
"i'm afraid you all have to go" said Joe, "or i will be forced to force feed you your own shoes!"
"well i think we should go then" said Robyn looking rather worried,
"its been a good evening" said Luke "but i am very tired" "i have to get up early tomorrow and change all the pillow case's at our local Y.M.C.A"
"well thanks again for coming everyone, see you next week flaunday with all your napsacks packed and ready"
"bye bye Joe" said everyone "we will be back soon, with all things we need!".
NEXT WEEK. they all move to tollyhot and have lots of fun!!!!!
a small man was walking down the road. "what am i doing here? why did i move to hopmoe?" said the man,
"i think its time for a change of scenery, i'm gonna set up a nozzle farm" "first i need all my friends to help me" "i will call a meeting at my house to tell everyone the good news"
so the very next day invitations went out to everyone, inviting them to a grand barbecue,
two days later the whole town was buzzing with excitement everyone wanted to know why Joe had called such a fantastic party,
"well i can't wait" said Robyn, "no neither can i" said Jess, "i think we may have to just peek a little throu the window"
"well i think its silly" said Rii,
"why do you say that?" said Robyn,
"oh i don't know i just want to know i guess"
"i hope you've made your brownies Robyn" said Tom running up the hill all in a puff,
"oh yes i wouldn't forget them"
"good" said Tom, "i haven't eaten for 3 days!!"
"why the hell not?" said Jess, "well its a long story, but i sold my stomach to a clown for 2&6"," but on the bright side i did buy these lovely new mokasons"
"well i think your mad Tom and you aint wearing those round my house"
"quikly quikly Joes just come out of his house" said Debz looking very excited!!!
"well we beta be off then chaps" said Robyn.
back at 32 lazyass green, the small man was putting the final touches to the party, "well i think thats everything, time to tell the guests" so as he was just coming out of his small but spacious cottage, there was Jess, Robyn, Tom, Rii and Debz,
"well" said Joe, "you were here quike"
"we all want to know whats up" said James, ( he had just turned up)
"you will have to wait till the others are here, but come in and have some flaun",
"flaun!!!!" said Robyn "me first"
so when everyone had arrived, and had eaten lots of flaun and brownies, and drunk lots of cottonbadger wine, (a specialty of hopmoe) it was time to tell everyone what was up, "well firstly i would like to say thankyou all for coming" said Joe in a quiet voice, " i have decided to move to norfolk, to a small village called tollyhot, i have become bored of this life and i want some adventure, i am going to start a nozzle farm!"
"but you can't leave us" said Ellie looking very sad indeed!,
"well thats the thing you see i want you all to come with me, and stay in my vast farmhouse"
"well i'm up for it" shouted Alion looking very pleased, "but correct me if i'm wrong, there isn't actually a nozzle plant is there?"
"ar well thats where you come in Alion we need to genetically cross breed one"
"well i think its a brill idea" said Jo,
"good its settled then we leave next flaunday" (there is an extra day in a hopmoe week)
so it was settled, everyone drank more cottonbadger wine and sung songs while Jess played every instrument you can think of, and Tom showed of his new mokosons! "good night everyone" said Julia,
"you going already" said Kathrine,
"i'm afraid you all have to go" said Joe, "or i will be forced to force feed you your own shoes!"
"well i think we should go then" said Robyn looking rather worried,
"its been a good evening" said Luke "but i am very tired" "i have to get up early tomorrow and change all the pillow case's at our local Y.M.C.A"
"well thanks again for coming everyone, see you next week flaunday with all your napsacks packed and ready"
"bye bye Joe" said everyone "we will be back soon, with all things we need!".
NEXT WEEK. they all move to tollyhot and have lots of fun!!!!!
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