2200 hours, 11,03,2004
debbie was sitting by the fire, in her small cave in iceland, when the phone rang loudly, "i wonder who that is, at this time of night"
she wondered, "hello, oh hello officer, WHAT!!, what do you mean you have found him, i don't believe it"
she inquired, totally flabbergasted, "ok thanku, i will be over as soon as possible" so debbie rang alion imediately,
"hey alion, listen i am flying bach to england straight away, they have found joe!!!
robyn was eating her dinner in solitary confinement, where she had been sent for killing a guard with a biscuit tin,
when one of the officers opened the door, "good news sanderson, your being released for personal reasons"
"why" asked robyn, "don't know, but the united states army rang this morning and told me to send you straight away to the airport,
by whatever means is quickest" "i wonder what all this is about" robyn pondered.
fatbob was sitting in the okapi and penguin, his favorite pub, telling the barman about when he saved tollyhot from certain doom,
all those years ago, "i think your drunk mate" said sim the barman, "you can't fool me, you killed my brother, so you could marry debbie and climb the social ladder" "you will never believe me will you, i'm telling you aliens got him"
"yeah yeah" replied sim, just as the phone rang, "hello" spoke up sim, "yes hes here, oh right ok, yes i will do cheerio officer"
"what" asked fatbob, "you must go to the hopmoe police station right away" replied sim.
jo was listening to the radio, and writng a new novel, when in came her husband fat tony the greek,
"theres someone at the door for you dear" he said, "ok be right there" jo replied looking up from her typewriter.
at the door stood two FBI officers, "come with me please" said one of them, "sure i'll just get my coat" "no right away please".
somewhere in bolivia. "come on people, up with the national front" shouted jeni from the top of a turned over bus,
firing off her kalashnikof into the air, just then a helicopter flew down and hovered above the bus,
"oh shit, the've got me this time" said jeni shooting at the helicopter, "do not be afraid" came a loud speaker from the craft,
"we have come to take you to your friends, in nevada, joe is alive!!!!
the united arab emirates, oil field. "yes he'll be fine" said reena, inspecting a patient, "darling" said mr horon,
"there are some people to see you, from england" "ok" said reena, walking over to a landrover, "tom!! what are you doing here"
"no time to explain, we have to get back to england straight away, and to gatwick airport!
2300 hours, 11,03,2004
back in england, debbie and alion met jo and fatbob, "now" said the police officer, "you must come with me straight away, no questions asked not a word, we are going to nevada, vier private helicopter"
"wow wow their pal" said fatbob, opening a kebab up, "why the hell are we going to nevada, i want to see my mate"
"i said no questions please, now follow me" replied the officer quite anally,
so off went alion, debbie, fatbob and jo, at the airport, they met up with tom, reena, robyn and jeni.
and off they all went to nevada, "i wonder what the hell all this is about" said tom, thinking hard,
"hows prison then robyn?" asked fatbob, "not bad actually, you get your own scrabble and a copy of badger life, by bob fleming"
replied robyn, "i can't think why we have to go to nevada" said jo,
"well i hope it is good news" added robyn, munching on her brownies, "yes i do hope joe is really alive, but i don't see how he possibly could be" replied debbie, "yes, its been nearly 3 years, so if he is alive why the hell hasn't he turned up" added jeni,
1100 hours, 12,03,2004, usa time,
so in nevada airport, tom and the guys were piled into an offroad coach, and driven far into the desert! under armed escort,
so into the desert they drove for many miles, without any stops for drinks or toilets, infact tom was beginning to feel quite full,
and fatbob was wishing he hadn't had quite so many tennents before he boarded,
so finally, the coach pulled up outside some vast steel barriers, and out marched some us marines,
"welcome to the united states space and alien research center" said an officer, "come this way please"
intrigued alion and the rest followed the marines through some corridors to a large white room,
"now what you are about to see is strictly confidential, and you must never speak of what you see or hear, understand"
said the officer, "meet Dr francis drakes, head of extra terrestrial research" "hello" said the Dr, shaking everyones hands,
"follow me please" he said leading them through several foot thick glass doors,
eventually they were lead into a massive laboratory, full of test tubes and peices of metal and all sorts of interesting stuff,
"wow this is cool" said tom, looking round in ore, "now" said the Dr, "3 years ago our exploration department discovered
the remains of a massive spacecraft, in norfolk, in amongst what looked like a huge battlefield, in order to keep this all a secret,
we made up a story about, our department unearthing several bodys, and covered up the spacecraft we had found"
"wait a minute" interupted debbie, "you mean you never found any bodys?" "well" replied the Dr,
"we found all sorts of things on board ship, but nothing outside except tiny DNA strands from we presume the aliens,
so anyway, we took everything we had found back here for research, including some bodies, and now we have finished investigating
certain aspects of our find, we can return what is rightfully yours"
so once again the Dr led everyone into yet another room, all the walls were surounded by steel compartments on the wall.
"now on board ship we found several humans in some sort of transitional time lock" begun the Dr.
"wait a sec" interupted fatbob, "how long after we left was all this?" "about 2 months" replied the Dr,
"anyway, as i was saying, it seemed that not only had the aliens captured several people, but they had brought back, or maybe never really killed, many more people, and that they had also dug up or got from somewhere several other dead bodys,
to use for experiments, and such like" the Dr paused, everyone watched with baited breath,
as the Dr walked over to a control panel, and pressed a large blue button,
then some of the steel compartments began to open, everyone gasped, there inside one of them was Joe!!!!!
floating inside some sort of liquid, "my god" said alion, "how is this possible"
"well we thinik we now know how they did it, and we think we can bring dead people back to life!!" replied the Dr, somehow they could do this, thats what we have been trying to uncover, for the past 3 years" "so what about everyone else?" asked alion,
"well we have several bodys, primarily those of, ellie lawrence, catherine durdon, suzzane bushell and susie"
"so everyone else is alive" said debbie looking very excited. "well take a look for yourself" replied Dr drakes, pressing some more buttons, then all the rest of the steel dorrs began to open, and there were louise!!! and viki!! and simon freeman!! and even julia p!
"my god this is amazing" said reena, "i can't believe it" "now" said the Dr.
"they will be very confused and dizzy for a while, when we release them, remember they have been in some sort of sleep for nearly 3 year!!! "bollocks to that" said tom, hitting jess's glass tube with a crowbar, "please restrain yourself mr reynolds, all in good time"
said the Dr,
1700 hours, 12,03,2004
laboratory sector 5, waiting room. "what are they doing" said fatbob, pacing the room, "i'm sure they won't be long" replied jo,
"have some tea" just then in came a man in a white coat, "they are just drying them out, it wont be long now, please be patient"
another half an hour passed. in walked Dr drakes, "you may see your friends now, but please don't overwelm them, they are very tired and still a bit sleepy" so the Dr lead them into yet another room, furnished in leather, and there stood everyone!!!
"joeeeee!! screamed alion running over to him, "hey u freak, wuz up" he replied very slowly, "hey" said debbie smiling,
"debbie!" said joe perking up, "i missed you" she said, "i missed you too i guess, tho it seems like not long ago when i last saw you" james looked round in a daze, "where are mark and scott" he asked, "i'm sorry" replied the Dr, mark was too far eaten away by maggots, and scott was also torn to a pulp by the wolves" tom was walking around in a daze, he still couldn't believe all this was happening!! then as he scoured the room, in the corner there stood jess!! "JESS" he screamed running into her arms,
"tom, i hoped you were ok" she replied quitely, so when everyone had said their hellos, and opened up a few beers, (fatbobs idea)
it was time to talk seriously, "so what about catherine and ellie and the rest" he asked in an important voice.
"well we are workin gon thme at the moment, and hoping to make a breakthrough very soon" replied the Dr.
"and i've just thought" said louise, "what about luke?" "ar well" said the Dr, "we did find tangled in a mass of alien flesh,
some human DNA, after extensive tests, we found it to be of luke tregidgo, and guess what" said the Dr opening a secret door in the wall, "we grew him from the DNA strands" in walked luke, just as he always used to be!!!!
2200 hours, 12,03,2004 nevada airport,
"well guys, i guess the question is, what now" said joe, "well one things sure, the nozzle industry in this country is corrupt and full of fatcat directors, and of course france and germany grow most of europes nozzles nowadays" said robyn pondering,
"well fear not people, i have a plan" said joe looking very excited, "well come on then what" said sophie.
"we're going to zambia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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