0900 hours, 06,05,2004. farm lab.
"well i don't think i've ever seen anything like it in my life" said alion baffled. "no me too ali, i think we should disect one and see what comes up there" said robyn pondering herself. "yes i agree"said louise taking a skalpel. "right here go's" she said slicing at a nozzle stem. "now why won't that cut?" wandered louise. "are you sure you have a sharp knife?" asked alion. "yes its brand new" replied louise. "i'll try another one" decided robyn. but to no avail could any of them cut open any nozzles nor any stems.
"i think we should get joe in here" suggested alion lighting up with all the stress. so robyn went off to get joe and brought him straight back. "well i never" he said as he heard all their stories. "and this is the most amazing thing" said louise holding a huge nozzle about 5"s long and glowing bright. "well these must be some sort of magical seeds." he said wandering.
"i wander what all this is about" said debbie walking in, and putting her computer bag down on the side by the nozzles.
"hows the computing going debs?" asked robyn. "not bad i reackon i can get a pc that can practically do anything, within a few months anyway" she said. "i'm waiting for my next instalment of my course now anyway" "well we're going to carry on with some tests" said louise. "righteo" said joe. "yup we'll leave you to it" agreed debs trotting off down the path.
1330 hours, 06,05,2004. eating hall.
in the eating hall everyone was having lunch, when the doorbell rang loudly. "i'll get it" said jess strolling up to the door.
"hello and who may you be?" jess asked a strange man. "hi, is babe there? i miss ya babe. your big and your good and your a woman and i love you, its wednesday babe come home." "ok, bidge i think your husband wants a word" said jess quite disturbed by it all. "oh not again" said bidge sighing and coming to the door rather reluctantly. "hello barry what do you want now?" she asked impatiently. "i miss ya babe, i keep ringing but you never answer. why not babe your good and your a woman and your big and your good" "barry you went off with a camel when we'd been married 3 months. what do you expect?" bidge asked.
"but babe your good and your big and your a woman! and i miss ya babe" answered barry. "well seeya" said bidge closing the door. "what is it with that guy?" asked louise. "well some people are just anally challenged" replied bidge. "tea anyone?"
1430 hours, 08,05,2004. the mug and nonce.
"well i think its time me and arthur went to see those lovely fish people again" said jules pulling on a wetsuit. "good idea jules, i will be interested to hear your findings, and remember to ask after fondu" said joe playing with a clown and guzzling a beer all at once!
"joe! stop chatting up that clown" said debbie in disgust. "well sorry!! i'll just go and hug and kiss a poisoness snake an evil piosoness snake!!" "ok joe, breath in deep" said tom comfortingly. so when jules and arthur had rather too many beers to be scuba diving. off they went to see how steve the carp was. "well here go's" said arthur throwing himself in. so under the ledge they swam for about 200 yards (yes i work in imperial got a problem with that?) so out of the waterfall the other end they came. "well to the gates my anal friend" said jules grabbing art by the beard! "oy watch me rats bitch" said arthur. "evening fellow, may we come in?" asked jules. "why of course. give my regards to mondu if you see him" said fellow winding the gold ring.
"hey theres someone new" said arthur walking towards a very colourfull fish. "hello i'm arthur and this is my best friend jules" said arthur courteously. "best friend, i thought we were going out?" asked jules. "oh yeah ok" replied arthur. "anyway who are you good fish?" "hi my name is quindo. i'm a dash and dot goatfish" "very nice to meet you" said jules. "well shall i show you to steve he's not very well" said quindo. "oh right we beta then" said jules looking worried.
1515 hours, 08,05,2004. steves palace.
"greeting steve i hear you are not well?" asked arthur stepping forward. "ar great bearded one i pretail you are well?" asked steve coughing loudly. "i fear i may not live much longer" said steve, looking not very well atal. "what can we do to help?" asked arthur very concerned. "well i need something new and state of the art, or i'm a gonna" he replied. "i have an idea, said jules thinking hard. "we have a magical nozzle plant, that we know very little about but it may just be able to heal you, you never no" "well i'm willing to try anything" said steve. "when can you bring it?" he asked. "oh we can't bring it here, it wouldn't survive the trip through the water" said jules ernestly. "well i guess i will have to come to your land after all" sighed steve. "i'm rather scared but hey" he added. so arthur and jules bade their farewell. and went off through the gates of the garden and back into the waterfall.
but as they came up the other side with just enough air to get back, jules found something was blocking the way.
"don't worry" signalled arthur. i've got an idea"
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