0700 hours, 12,04,2004 hotel dining hall
"morning joe, how be you?" asked ellie strolling in to the restaurant. "i be good thanks" replied joe. "sleep well?"
"yes except i heard clarke and onion throwing armchairs at eachother at 3 in the morning!" replied joe."arr shame" said jeni carrying a tray of toast. "oh yeah tea toast fag" said fatbob helping himself! "its not all yours bob" said debs cradling a ring tailed lemur. "sorry debs, but i do love my toast" "i quite agree, toast is essential" added arthur. "where has pasty gone this morning? he wasn't in his room when i called him for breakfast" said reena eating lots of icelandic curry. "as good as at home reena?" asked wendy, "i can't believe they took my drugs" "no not as good as my mum cooks" replied reena.
"thats it eat your fill people, because todays gonna all be on the hoof!" said joe rapidly digesting muffins. "fatbob,you seem very happy this morning, any reason?" asked louise, while flipping through a convent holiday brochure.
"no reason really, just got some eyebrow action last night!!" "fatbob!!" shouted robyn in a hushed voice! kicking him under the chair
so when everyone had finished eating it was time for some serious sight seeing.
0900 hours, 12,04,2004 outside the hotel.
"right lets get some transport sorted" said energy rubbing her hands together. "yes i think we should rent a bus" suggested pasty appearing from behind a dustbin. "yes i quite agree young paste, to the rental garage!" said joe anally.
"so where did you go this morning pasty?" asked jeni, "reena called you and you weren't there" "oh well i was... erm buying a new guitar string, for the band. "oh i see, how convenient!! said ellie, not believing him atal. "yeah and where'd you get those fancy clothes ey?" asked jess, "he was wearing them yesterday jess" pointed out viki. "well then everythings wrapped up in a neat little package isn't it!!" replied jess. "come on now people, lets get to this garage" said joe taking command.
1100 hours, 12,04, 2004 in the bus.
"well that was nice and easy!" said louise, still looking through her convent brochure. "what are you doing lou?" asked bidge making a cup of tea. "oh i'm just thinking of becoming a nun, thats all" replied louise. "fair enough, didn't think that was really you"
said bidge pondering. "boy i'm hungry" said arthur, his stomach rumbling as ususl. "oh your always hungry monkey boy" said jules in dispair!. "erm neil" said fastbob, peering over his chair. "yes mate, is there a problem?" answered neil.
"just thinking, you do know that theres a 100% interest on that money you lended don't you?"
"oh is there, i mean i thought there would be a small fee.. but i dont think i could get that sort of money" said neil looking worried.
"well we've got a little problem then aven't we?" said wilko. "yes" said fatbob, "see this, this is my favourite axe!!"
"how much further bigmore?" asked suz, "i really need a novelty item right about now" "yes dear we'll soon be there, have some more flowers while your waiting" replied bigmore. "do you really have to drive so fast simon" said sophie, sliding from one seat to another!! "yes.. yes i do" said simon, handbrake turning round a corner!
so after many hours of fun swimming, walking, buying novelty items and playing icelandic strip monopoly. (which julia p won)
it was nice to be back in the warm, at the hotel.
2000 hours, 12,04,2004 pastys room.
look robyn, you've got your eyebrows, me my guitar and my secret oboe lessons, we're from two differant worlds" said pasty smoking on the bed, "yes well i've been renting out my eyebrows to fatbob for weeks now" said robyn outwardly.
"well i've been using your parents money to buy guitar strings" replied pasty. "you've got to admit you have a problem pasty, no more guitar strings" "i don't have a problem i just keep f*"*"ing breaking them, damn those festivals!" "well i guess thats it, lets never fight again!" said robyn practising brow movements in the mirror! "yes i agree. now if you don't mind i have an oboe lesson i'm late for" just then jo c burst in. "come quick tim just fell into a fire he was trying to light in the hotel grounds!!"
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