1400 hours, 25,04,2004. alions room.
"i was riding home from my band practice, i've got a band with a few mates called eastern walking boots. when all of a sudden there was a huge rush of air all around me, i couldn't see anything, but then a bright light, brighter than anything i've ever seen,
shone out of, well i don't know where really, it was just everywhere. and then i felt a huge thud on my back". matt paused, seemingly thinking hard. "well that was last month, some time on a tuesday evening i think, in hoddesdon. anyway then i woke up at some point and then all i remember was being wrapped up in clingfilm and having those nasty nipple clamps put on me, and being handed this" matt preduced a small glowing ball about tthe size of a golf ball from his pocket. "what is is?" asked suz.
"i don't no some voice somewhere said it was for a leader" replied matt, as puzzled as everyone else.
"well i think he must be talking about me" said nick stepping forward. "i think he was talking about joe, nick" said debbie.
"yes i think so" said joe scratching his arse. "what to do what to do" he said pondering. "well i think we should, cain!!!! it!" said dan wisely. "i agree totally" said bigmore. "well i think we should all go down the pub" said louise eager to get some sponsership for her own convent!
0100 hours, 26,04,2004. joes and debbies room.
so when everyone had been to the pub and played the quiz and fatbob had charged £8.50 per game of pool. everyone had decided to go home and get some sleep. except fatbob, who stayed up watching latvian premiership football till 3 in the morning.
"well i better have a look at this" said joe to himself while getting ready for bed. he got the little glowing ball out of the drawer by his bed. it had little tiny symbols all round what appeared to be a seam of some kind. "lets have a look" said debs jumping out of bed.
"ar its malagasey i think" she said taking a closer look. "yes it says, "the seeds of wrath, and many growths"
just then, the ball split right open revealing a small amount of what appeared to be nozzle seeds.
"well i'll be" said susie climbing out form under the bed. "what are you doing under there?" asked joe dumbfounded.
"i was looking for erm, beetles!" "susie! don't spy on us, especially joe when hes doing leadership type stuff" said debbie,
quite cross. "but the cute little beetles!! aarr their sooo sweet" she added squinting hard. "yes debbie dear".
said joe, patting her hard. "anyway lets get to sleep"
1000 hours , 01,05,2004. the river zambia.
emily was taking a walk with carlos one morning. joe had decided in the end to plant the seeds and wait to see what would happen. so as emily strolled by the river hand in hand with carlos. emily suddenly stopped, to look at something.
"what is it em?" asked carlos. "look, down there a another ledge just like the one we saw back in tollyhot".
"well i never" said carlos taking a closer look. "i think we should go tell joe" he said heading back. joe was sitting by the fire, working out when exactly he reckoned the harvest would be ready. when emily came bounding through the door!
"joe i think we found some more of those fish people!" she said all flustered. "really, you sure?" he asked.
"well its a ledge just like the other one, back in tollyhot" emily replied. "well lets go have a look shall we" said joe pulling his boots on. so everyone headed over to the river. when they got there, there was a big whirlpool brewing just by the ledge.
"wow just like the one we fell down arthur" said jules. "yeah come on" said arthur throwing himself in.
1100 hours, 01,05,2004. the field of marrows.
"well i never" said jeni quite excited about it all. and so there it was, just like before miles and miles of marrows! and swimming towards them a fish. "oh i do hope its fondu" said debbie. "he was soo cute" as the fish came up to them he stopped and said,
"hello, i am mondu son of fondu, friend and servant of steve the king carp" "you speak english?" said arthur stepping forward.
"arrr the bearded one has returned" said mondu bowing before arthur. "oh well thanks, come on take us to steve then, this is all veey interesting" said arthur. so to the gates of fishland they went, the gates of slounot. "oh look their's fellow"
said pasty. "so it is" said bidge in amazement. "greetings bearded monkey man, you may enter" said fellow, nodding after each of the gang walked through. in side there was th elovely gardens again in all their beauty. so they all met steve again and had much maroow juice then it was time for some serious questions. "so how come your here?" asked joe baffled. "well after your farm was destroyed and the police and FBI turned up, everythoing started to go wrong, the water got poluted by some sort of chemicals from the spaceship then the whole thing dryed up when no-one was allowed on the site. so we figured we'd migrate, but we never thought we'd see you lot again" finished steve at last. "so how did you get here?" asked alion, clinging to matt in a sort of annoying way! "well we got the 712 bus from chorley wood" replied mondu. "fair enough" said anna, riding a unicycle and playing the piano at the same time. so after much reminising, everyone decided to come again soon and they would talk properly about forming an alliance of some.
1700 hours, 01,05,2004. mug and nonce.
"well i think everything has gone well today" said wendy. "yes i look forward to more meetings with those lovely fish people again"
agreed emma. "yes but for now we must concentrate on the crop" said joe not letting anyone get carried away. "our harvest will be ready in 3 days!!!"
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