CHAPTER 6 FIELDS OF NOZZLES VOLUME 2. LUCRITIVE DEALINGS

0700 hours, 02,04,2004 fields of nozzles.
it was a warm sunny day in april, everyone was inspecting and weeding the coming summers crop. "i'm glad we cloned these nozzles to be ready in may" said robyn hawking out weeds with her spade. "yes it was a very clever idea of mine wasn't it" said alion proudly. "hang on i think you'll find it was my idea first" said louise also very proudly. "lets not argue people, we have all helped eachother" said debbie wisely (and looking very fit indeed!) "i was thinking joe" said james pufffing away. "do carry on dear chap" replied joe. "well i thought we could go away on holiday somewhere, before the crop is ready for harvesting" he said hoping for the best. "what a good idea" said jess. "i will look at some brochers" "good idea jess" said tom smiling.
"right so its settled then, we will aim to go away in one weeks time" said joe in an important voice. "yey" shouted alion jumping up and down. so over the next few days everyone tried to get everything finished so they could go away. viki and charlotte arranged for the horses to be fed and mucked out, by the villagers while they were away. alion and louise showed onko and maffi how to keep the temperatures correct in the greenhouse. debbie sorted out packing. and jess was doing a marvelous job of finding a bargain hoiliday.
1515 hours, 04,04,2004 the mug and nonce. (in a dingy smoke filled room)
"so you listen here matey" said wilko puffing on a cuban cigar. "i run things round here from now on" he said looking chief barry straight in the eye. "you not can do dat" said barry angered. "oh can't i" said wilko shoving 500 in his hand. "oh yes yes dis very good ting" said barry quickly. "thats right my son, and remember, your the chief ok?" said wilko slyly. "yes yes" replied barry.
"meet fatbob, hes a bit of a wideboy" said wilko waving fatbob into the room. "hello" said fatbob stroking chief barrys hair.
"what is dis you doing?" asked barry. "i'm stroking your frizzy hair!" back in the farmhouse. "yey yey, i've found one!" said jess very excitedly. "well done where are we off to then?" asked sophie. "well it was difficult, but i got a two week split holiday,
one week in iceland, and one week in portugal" she said trying to contain herself. "portugal!! that means carlos can visit his family" said emily extatic. "yey, we're going on holiday" said debbie and alion both at once, jumping all over the place.
so it was all go. they had six days to prepare, and everyone had plenty to do. carlos wrote to his relatives to tell him he was going to visit. debbie bought a brand new bikini ;). alion was trying to get neil to pay for her, but only succeeded in getting rid of half of her payment. everyone was on a high.
0700 hours, 10,04,2004 the day before the holiday.
"come on people, organisation is essential" said charlot polishing a turd vigorously. "why the hell are you doing that?" asked simon clark. "well you never know when you'll need a polished turd do you" replied charlot. "yeah but charlot darling, you can't polish a turd" said simon slightly worried by his girlfriends behaviour. "now listen you, wheres the cash?" fatbob asked maffi in a very intimidating voice."i not know dat sir" replied maffi very scared indeed. "look at me maffi, look at my fucking eyes!! now wheres my money?" "you know what this calls for don't you" said baataur. "kneecap time!!" in the village hall. "now listen please people, as you know, me and my friends are going away for two weeks. are you happy you know what your duties are while we are away?" asked joe in an important voice. "yes yes" said everyone at once. "good. i thank you all again for all your help these past weeks" added joe, almost reduced to tears. in the barn james and arthur were talking like men. "we have to end this now arthur" said james very worried. "yes i think julia is getting suspicious" replied arthur. "always with the lust arthur, thats your problem" said james trying to pass the buck. "yeah well i bet they would do the same to us" answered arthur. "don't be absurd, to think they would do that to us" said james quite shocked. meanwhile emily was packing with ingham. "now take it easy emily, you have to take it easy from now on" said ingham. "yes but there is so much to do" replied emily out of breath. "yes but leave all that to us, you must rest"
said ingham putting her foot down. "i agree totally" added becca strolling in. " remember, you might find the stoat of insecurity, has more than one handhold on the tapier of bereivement" "yes altho the sloth of obessity has an array of cards to play, the creeper vine of hate rings true concerning the okapi of enlightenment" added susie bounding through the door. "what are you trying to say" asked emily a little confusticated. "we're trying to say, the carp of sanity breathes through a copper tube of life" said becca impatiently. "ok in english now" said emily crossly. "take it easy mate" said susie walking off.
1900 hours, 10,04,2004 the mug and nonce again.
"well who wants to play the quiz" asked ellie (never missing a quiz, EVER!) "yeah go on then" said suz fiddling with the pen.
"yes i'll join you" added simon b. "even tho i have purposely forgotten everything i ever learned" "still better than joe hey"
said ellie. "now we need a name" said alion getting all excited and breaking her chair. "how about, a solute to neil" she suggested.
"well its original, i'll give you that" said robyn. "bex stop chatting up other peoples boyfriends" said emily, as bex began to stroke simon c's leg. "yes their are plenty of single men now, no more need for stealing" agreed anna. "ar that reminds me" said nick.
"me and mini nick will be leaving you i'm afraid, after the holiday" "ar why?" asked catherine. "well my dear, you see monkeys have taken over our brains, and we have to get to a docter very soon" said mini nick trying not to laugh. "really!! thats really interesting" said catherine intrigued. "oh stop it nick" said sophie. "raisons anyone?" offered matt taking a large bag out of his rucksack.
"who wants a drink?" offered joe feeling very generous. "go on then" said ellie. "i won't ask what you want" said joe knowing full well
"can i have a drink too please" asked louise batting her eyelids. "that won't work on me mate" said joe. "i will tho"
"and me too i should hope" said debbie throwing her darts wildly through the air.
so after many hours of drinking and an appalling score of 2 and a half in the quiz, it was time to go home. "well guys tomorrow we will be off to iceland" said joe belching loudly.
0600 hours, 11,04,2004 breakfast room.
"tea anyone" offered bidge. "no thanks jo" replied energy. "and one thing, why does joe think your just a brainless girl, with no other task in life other than to supply us with an endless surge of hot beverages of the choiceless variety?" "thats very profound energy" said wendy playing with her face lots. "i don't know energy, maybe hes just an imperialist sexist angst ridden oaf" replied jo pouring tea into countless cups. "excuse me i don't mind being insulted, but in my company i object" said joe peering over his newspaper. "ooh joe reading about the world, are you well?" said jeni sarcastically. "yeah yeah ok" said joe disgusted by his freinds lack of faith in his reading abbilities. after breakfast everyone piled into the minibus, and off they all went
monty provided on board entertainment, singing and dancing down the isle. while simon freeman, acted as courier.
providing jokes and idioms. so the journey went swiftly and without incident, except alan giving out out of date sweets again.
"well here we are people" said joe stretching after the long journey. "yes tomorrow we will be in iceland!!!!!! said luke laughing