chapter 24
the silence of death.
2200 hours, 18,06,2004. spacecraft storage barn.
so everyone got stuck in to gather all the important equipment and information they could. "how are we going to get into the fishland?" asked pasty very concerned. "because that's full of evil computers too" he added. "well we will have to fight our way in I fear!" replied Joe, "yes we will have to gather all the weapons we can get" added fatbob, munching on a kebab. "fatbob can you please help us instead of dosing around you prick!" said tom getting quite irate. "yeah alright keep your moccasins on" replied fatbob. so when they had got everything they could into bags and rucksacks, it was time for the men (and alion who was determined to prove herself more of a man than Joe, easily enough done) to go back to the farm to retrieve any weapons they could get. "right come on lads, first we'll go to the farmhouse then the village" said Joe loading his rifle. in the farmhouse chaos was ensuing. "my goodness!" said tom ducking kettle laser blasts. "right come on everyone" said Arthur leaping up stairs.
"I'll get my silenced illegal pistols" said fatbob rummaging amongst cocaine. "right lads come on,to the village" said Joe making a dash for the door. as the young men jogged down the half mile track to the village, flames and screaming could be heard coming from the village. "I do hope we can get some weapons before we're all gunned down" said Essex boy putting on all his gold sovereign rings. "at least I'll give em a fistful of this" he added.
0100 hours, 19,06,2004. quotak village.
as they entered the village, there was corpses and wounded people everywhere. "we must get these people into fishland" said Arthur swinging Simons courgette in defence. "I somehow don't think they will be keen to go down there, their village is very sacred to them" said Luke. "right into the armoury" said pasty kicking the door down. "the door was open actually pasty" said Arthur. but as Arthur stuck his head round the door, several shots narrowly missed his head! "steady on Arthur, have you not been taking your eggnog?" asked tom. "well to be honest, I hate the stuff" replied Arthur. "nows not the time to discuss eggnog gentlemen" said Joe in an important voice. so they all piled into the barn. and started firing shots into the darkness. "right gather everything you can carry, and we better get to the village chief" said Joe. "yes we must see how old Barry smith is" said fatbob.
meanwhile all the girls were heading through the fields of marrow's to the main gates. "now we can't get in there, till the lads are back with the weapons" said jules waving a glow stick around. "what's the glow stick for jules?" asked robyn. "to fend off killer clubers of course" replied jules. "but won't that attract them?" asked jeni mystified. "oh yeah, shit your right" said jules throwing them away. back in the village. "you no can do dis ting you try" said Barry swigging whiskey and shouting at a toaster. "er chief, that's just a normal toaster" said gumbo one of his advisers. "I don't care, I don't like toasters anyway, damn poptarts" "I don't think its the toasters fault, for bad advertising on Kellogg's front sir" replied gumbo. just then an electric bikini line shaver blasted through the window and took gumbo's head clean off! "don't worry chief Barry! we're here" said alion piling through the door.
"oh thank goodness, dis a very bad place" said the chief.
0300 hours, 19,06,2004. main gates of fishland.
"I do hope they hurry up, I need a shower" said louise flicking her hair around. "I'm sure they'll have hairdryers lou" said Catherine. "yes Catherine, and lots and lots of lovely men to obey your every call" said sophie sarcastically. "really? wow I can't wait" said Catherine. "she was taking the piss cath" said julia p. "and if they had hairdryers,they'd all be evil anyway wouldn't they?" "oh yeah I guess they would" pondered Catherine. "I do hope they have ditches though" said becca. "shut up you lot, here comes the guys" said viki peering hard. as the lads came running towards them, it was obvious no villagers has survived. "everyone's dead pretty much" said Luke. "yeah not even my moccasins could persuade them to come down here" said tom brushing away with a suede brush. "right alion, shoot the bolts off" said Joe loading his gun again. "everyone grab a weapon and aim at the doors" he added levelling his rifle. as alion blasted the bolts off and one gate came crashing to the ground, everyone opened fire into the room beyond. "well that was easy" said jess. "there's no-one around" so as they all piled in and pulled in all the gear, Joe started to swing the gates back into place. "right lets secure these gates as best we can" said Joe. "so as some of the guys nailed anything they could onto the gates. the rest of the guys made their way towards the main hall. "there's an awful lot of dead fish around" said suz holding her hand over her nose. "yes what a stink" added Emily holding Carlos's hand very tight. "Carlos how come you didn't go with all guys to get the guns?" asked Susie. "what! and risk messing up my slicked hair. you must me joking" he replied combing it back for the forth time. so as the rest of the guys joined them. they all gingerly opened the main doors into Steve's palace.
1432 hours, 13,08,2004. Steve's palace.
nearly two months had passed. it turned out all the computers had returned to the surface to help in the world wide annihilation of the human race. the young go getters, had done all they could to fortify the small fishland. but now nearly all the marrow's they had gathered had run out, and they had to make the dangerous run from the front gates to gather more food, all the while the computers would take pot shots at them as they ran from jar to jar. "I don't think I can take much more of this Joe" said jess returning from her turn at running the gauntlet. "I know jess, but we have to finish the spacecraft. then we may just have a chance of getting out of here" said Joe looking quite wreck form weeks of hardly eating and restless nights working on the spacecraft.
just then tom and Luke came down from the secret entrance. "it looks like they've killed everyone in Africa, there's not a sound or a standing building for miles" said Luke looking very bleak. "yes there's only the gentle hum of software, and the constant searchlights" agreed tom scratching his now long beard. "well people" said Joe looking determined. "we must get on with the spacecraft and then if Julia p finds anything, get of this God forsaken rock!"
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