CHAPTER 21 FIELDS OF NOZZLES. VOLUME 2. OOOH SHIT!‏

chapter 21
I high quality investigation
0730 hours, 15,06,2004. breakfast room.
"well pasty my son, it is time to continue our tour sir" said fatbob one morning reading his roasts of the world book. "yes I simply can't wait mate" replied pasty. "even essex boy is excited about it" he added. just then onion came in wearing nothing but a bikini and a sarong. "now who wanted mushrooms?" she asked. "ooh me me" shouted fatbob licking his lips. "hey how about me?" asked Arthur. "yeah you better eat well art, remember we're going to see the fish people again today" said jules packing sandwiches for lunch. "oh yeah it will be good to see how Steve is" answered Arthur gobbling down as much as he good. "remember people, all do everything you want today, its full on back to the spacecraft construction tomorrow" said Joe. "why such a hurry to build this spacecraft Joe?" asked alion. "oh I just think its important to be ready tha all" replied Joe analy. "well we're off" said Essex boy loading his guitar case onto his donkey. "yup we'll see you all later" said alion getting very excited and lighting her pipe. "I simply can't wait to use my oboe" said pasty. so the last stand of fuckwit and the pilchard pokers were on their way to their next venue. as jules and Arthur headed towards the river. "hey there's ellie and cracknel" said Arthur waving. "er we were just going for a walk" said ellie cautiously. "oh I see Eleanor "walking" I see" "what are you doing here Joe" said ellie crossly. "don't worry ellie, I'll sort this" said cracknel, smackin Joe one in the jaw! "ow!! that really hurt" said Joe rubbing his face. "you just watch it matey, I've got courgettes" said freeman appearing from the undergrowth. "what are you doing here" said ellie getting more annoyed every minute. "I think we'll go Arthur, before things turn nasty" said jules strolling off. so Joe went to see reena for some stitches, and feeman went back to his bush.
1400 hours, 15,06,2004. fish gates.
"well here we are again" said Arthur walking up to the gates. "I wonder where fellow is today" he pondered to jules. "he's probably having his lunch art" replied jules knocking on the gates loudly. there was no answer for quite some time, so jules decided to try again. "funny I'll have another go, there must be someone there" she said knocking a bit louder this time. after five minutes or so they heard someone coming. "here we go, see no problem" said Arthur, so relaxed he nearly fell over!! the door slowly opened just a crack and a fish they'd never seen before peered through the opening. "what do you want?" he snapped. "if your selling ironing board covers, we've already got one thanks" he said slamming the doors. "wait we just want to see Steve" shouted Arthur "they worship me!!" he added indignantly. the fish opened the door once again, his eyes appeared almost like high beam ultra violet lights. "steve doesn't live here any more, he is dead" and the doors slammed again. "what the hell is going on" said jules. "i just don't understand. just then there sounded like a comotion coming from the other side of the gates, and the door flung open and mondu appeared frantic with fear! "GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!" he shouted in terror. "the've come, throw it away all of it cds and all!" just then what seemed like a steel fish grabbed him from behind and dragged him back inside! "listen to me destroy your computers!!" he shouted and then he was silenced, the doors slammed shut once again and that was that. "what did he mean by all that?" said arthur astounded. "i don't know but we better get out of here quick, and report this all to joe" said jules looking very worried indeed. "i fear something very nasty is going on in there" she said. so heading towards the waterfall as fast as they could art and jules were soon back by the river. "right lets go tell joe all about this"
1647 hours, 15,06,2004. joes office.
joe was sitting in his office working on the plans for the spacecraft. "joe!!" said jules running up the stairs two at a time. "whats up jules?" he asked. "its the fish people, something terrible is going on down there!" so jules and arthur told joe everything that had happened to them and everything that was said by the sinister fish. "this is all very worrying" said joe stroking his now stupidly long goatee. "yes but what did mondu mean about throwing everything away" said arthur picking nits out of his beard and eating them. just then debbie came in. "hey guys how did you get on with the fish guys? are they enjoying their pc i gave them?" she said stroking her paunch. "what you mean you gave them a computer?" asked joe alarmed. "yes just a pentium i had uprated with my pc course" debbie replied wondering what all the fuss was about. just then robyn came tearing in. "joe! joe! its the special nozzles!" she said all out of breath. "what, what about them" said everyone at once. "well i was studying them under a high pressure genetic strand reactor. and well it seems they have some sort of capaciters in their DNA strands!" she said all in a stress. "i just don't know what to make of it atal" she added. so everyone went downstairs to look at debbies computer.
"now how come the fish peoples computer went so mad assumably. and how come the special nozzles have pc capaciters in them" said joe booting it up. "funny" said debbie tapping in passwords. "i can't seem to access anything atal" then as the screen went completely black. and appearing in big black capitals came the words. GOOD LUK... U R GOING 2 DIE!!!!!!