FIELDS OF NOZZLES PART 9. YEAH BABY!!!!

everyone rushed outside to see what was happening,
"my god look at that" said tom, over in the third field (the furthest field from the house) was a large silver object, half buried in the ground, around it was a strange blue light, that was flashing on and off,
"i'm going to have a look at this" said luke walking off,
"be carefull" shouted jess, "we don't know what it is"
"i'll be fine" said luke casually, so he walked off towards the strange object,
"i do hope he is ok" said emily, "i don't like this atall"

it was pitch black by now and getting very cold, as luke walked onwards, when he was just a small black object against the blue light he stopped,
"what is it?" shouted jo, luke looked back with terror in his eyes, and then he was gone!!....
"what the...." said james,
"i don't know but it isn't good" added joe, "theres nothing we can do now anyway" he said sadly,
"but we have to go get him" said robyn,
"not while it is dark we're not, come on lets go inside" joe replied.

inside the house everyone was very scared,
"what the hell is that thing" said tom,
"i don't know, but we have to find out where luke went" replied joe, "i think tomorrow we will send a search party out there",
"well in that case we have to decide who go's" said debz,
"yes who will volunteer to come with me" added joe,
"i will" said james,
"count me in too i guess" said tom,
"yeah and i better go" said alion,
"me too" said debz,
"right that will do" said joe,
"for now i think we should all get some rest" said jess, "its nearly 2.00am"
"i can't sleep with that thing out there" said sarah,
"me neither", said jo,
"right i will stay up with anyone who isn't going to bed" said joe in an important voice, "its not a good idea to all sleep with that thing out there anyway whatever it is, if you can sleep, i suggest you do, we will have a long day tomorrow i fear"
"i have to check on julia p" said reena,
"well i'm off to bed" said james,

so joe, sarah and jo all stayed up in the living room,
"i will get some tea on" said jo yawning,
"good idea" said sarah,
"nozzle or normal?" asked jo,
"nozzle for me please" replied joe,
"right you are" said jo making for the kitchen,
"oh i do hope luke is ok wherever he is" said sarah,
"yes i hope so" said joe looking worried,

just then wilko walked in, "will you please be quiet some people are trying to sleep" he said,
"a strange flying object has just crash landed in our field, luke has disapeared, and you want us to be quiet?" said joe,
"well where was i when all this happened?" wilko replied,
"probably smoking your cigars or somthing, you really should pay more attention to whats going on" replied joe,
"well i'm off to bed anyway, i've got swedish puffs in a leather coffee shop to watch on bravo" said wilko, "night night"

it was 4.00 in the morning, sarah was asleep rapped in a table cloth, and joe and jo were playing scrabble,
"well you got me again" said jo sighing,
"no-one can spell like me" he replied,
"more tea?" asked jo yawning again,
"yeah i could go for some" said joe.
"ok" she replied off again to the kitchen.

just then there was a loud bang, and what sounded like sand rushing throu a siv,
"what on earth is that" said joe peering throu the window,
"did you hear that?" said jo, coming back from the kitchen,
"yeah it was weird wasn't it" replied joe, just then sarah woke up,
"whats going on?" she asked seeing joe and jo looking out the window,
"we heard somthing" answered jo,
"well whatever it is out there, its doing something" said joe, "i dread to think what" added jo.........
the next morning all was quiet, slowly everyone got up,
"morning" said suz coming down the stairs,
"have you been up all night?" asked emma, looking at the 3 tired bodys on the floor,
"yeah pretty much" replied joe, except when sarah slept for about a couple of hours,

then carlos came in, "morning all, i how you say, very tired, i not sleep well",
"no i don't think any of us did" said viki,
"well while breakfast is being prepared, i think we should go and look for luke" said joe,
"yes the sooner the better" added alion, so debbie, james, alion, joe and tom got there things together, and left the house by the back door, it was a warm october morning,
"well lets go" said tom trying not to be afraid, and wearing his lucky mokosons, so off they wen towards the craft.

back in the house julia p was up and walking at last, "its great to be able to join you guys again" she said happily, "but it would be nice if it was under happier circumstances"
"yes but i'm glad you are feeling better" replied louise,

half an hour past,
"i hope they are ok" said wendy,
"yes i'm beginning to get a little worried now" said viki,

just then joe and the others walked in,
"well theres no sign of luke" said joe bleakly, "all there is, is a what looks like a.....
well a huge metal object, round, with a edge on it, like two soup bowls placed against eachother, no entrance or anything"
"well all we can do i wait i guess" said viki, "for now breakfast is ready" said ellie.

NEXT CHAPTER, FURTHER DISAPEARANCES AND HORSE RACING!!!

Fields of Nozzles - Part 10

days past nothing else happened with the spacecraft. in the house, on a quiet evening, everyone was gathered in the living room,
"well everyone i'm sad to say but i don't think we will be seeing luke again, i fear whatever happened to luke he is gone forever" said joe sadly,
"yes i think tho it is very sad, we have to continue with our work" added robyn, "yes as for the spacecraft, that field is out of bounds for the timebeing" said joe, "lets have some wine" suggested ellie, "its ready at last"
"yes lets" said louise, so everyone drank wine and played strip monopoly, "this is nice isn't it" said viki,
"yes lets forget our wohs and have fun" said james,

the next day it was the day of the big horse race, louise was very excited, "i do hope they win" she said,
"well we have entered two so the chances are good" replied viki, also rather excited, "you have trained them well" she said,
just then jeni came running in to the stable, "joe wants us all in the living room" she said, "oh what now" said louise,
"hes always calling these sudden meetings" "well come on then" said jeni,
in the living room everyone else was waiting, "ar there you are" said alion, "thats everyone joe" she said,
"right as you know it is now winter, but in the new year, we will be planting our new harvest, and for that we will need some more help, so i need a rider to go back to hopmoe, and get the rest of our friends who couldn't make it this year"
"i will go" said emma, "it may take several days as the roads are bad at this time of year" replied joe, "and then there are the wolves" "yes i think someone should go with you" said debbie wisely, "i will go with her" said suz, "good it is settled then"
said joe, "you leave tomorrow" "but our horse's will still be at the races" added viki, "ar well carlos has kindly allowed us to borrow his horse's" replied joe,

so while suz and emma prepared for their journey, viki and louise were off to the races, "well we will see you all tomorrw"
said louise looking hopefull, "yes later everyone" said viki, so off they went cheerfully with their horsebox and wagon,
meanwhile ellie was trying out her other ales and wines, "these are quite good" she said quite pleased with herself,
"i will try them out on everybody tonight, just then rii came in, "guess what i got a job in the local tavern" she said excitedly,
"oh cool good for you" replied ellie, so that evening while emily and carlos were talking on the veranda,
everyone else was trying out ellies wine and fine ales, "these are jolly good" said tom, "yes very good" added joe,
"where is wendy?" asked emma walking in, "i don't know, i thaught she was with you", answered jeni,
just then there was a loud scream and a flash of light coming from the 3rd field!!,

"what the hell was that" said jess, "i don't know but we better have a look, it didn't sound too good" said joe in an important voice, "right lets be off" said james, throwing on his coat and running outside, followed by the others,
outside it was bitterly cold, but everyone rushed over to the strange object, "where the hell is it?" asked anna,
"its just gone" all there was, was a large hole in the ground, "hey look what i found" shouted tom,
in his hand was a small shoe, "thats wendys" said emma looking very worried, "i wonder what happened to her" added julia,
"this is way too weird" added arthur, "my beards beginning to hurt", "come on lets go inside" said joe looking bleak,

back inside jo got the kettle on, while julia got out the monopoly set, and ellie poured some wine,
"well from now on" said joe, "we will take turns to stay up on look out each night," "yes a very good idea" replied anna,
"right who will stay up with me tonight? i need two people", "i will said ellie" me too i guess" added debbie,
"good now for some tea and games" joe said, so after many hours of monopoly and thousand of cups of tea and flagons of wine, it was time for bed, for those who weren't staying up, "right i'm off said jo yawning again, "yeah me too" added jeni,
just then rii came in from work, "hey everyone" she said, "whats up?" she asked, "wendy has disapeared, and so has the spacecraft" replied reena, "oh no not another" she sighed, "yes i'm afraid so, me, ellie and debz are staying up tonight,
and we will take turns throu the week" said joe, "ok then, sounds a good idea" she replied.
so everyone went to bed, "i don't like this atall" said debbie, "no neither do i" answered ellie, "still all we can do is stick it out
"but i wonder where it went" said joe looking bemused,

the clock struck 5am, "all was deadly quite except he whistle of the teapot, "what are you doing up?" asked joe looking at jo
"i couldn't sleep, tea anyone?" "yeah go for it" replied debbie, so they all drank tea and wondered about the spacecraft,
and how viki and louise had done at the races, and how it would go when emma and suz, left ij the morning for hopmoe,
"well anyway for the moment, we should sort out the fields for next season" said joe , "yes and go to the pub" added debbie,
"for darts!!!!"


NEXT CHAPTER SUZ AND EMMA LEAVE FOR HOPMOE, AND ARTHUR HAS A NASTY ACCIDENT!!!!

FIELDS OF NOZZLES PART 8 (NOW THINGS ARE REALLY HOTTING UP!!)‏

the next day, everyone got ready to explore the land Julia and Arthur had discoverd, except for Julia p who was still recovering,
"so Debz are you not angry with me anymore?" asked Joe, "na not really they were pretty screwed up kids" she replied, "yeah well you braught em up" answered Joe,
"you did too matey" said Debz,
"well most of the time i was out saving penguins from almost certain death"
"ar true" said Debbie, "anyway lets forget about it, their dead now"
"yeah lets try and find this land" added Ellie,
"hows your arm feelingJjames?" asked Tom,
"not too bad thanks" he replied,

so back at the river everyone started searching for the whirlpool, or some kind of sign, "hey look at this" called Jess, everyone rushed over to see what she had found, there was a small cave under a ledge, half covered with water, just near the bridge!!,
"lets have a look inside" said Robyn,
"ok" replied Joe "but we have to be carefull, who knows whats down there"
"yes we will have to hold our breaths while we swim throu" added Arthur,

meanwhile back at the house, Julia was in the living room watching telly,"oh i'm so bored" she said, "infact i'm so bored i could watch an entire episode of the bill without vomiting blood!!"
Reena had volunteered to stay hame and look after her, "don't worry Julia p, you'll be as right as ninepence soon"
"i hope so" said Julia, looking glum, "i'm missing all the fun"

just then Wilko walked in, "can i watch the tv now?" he asked,
"no i'm dying" replied Julia p, "and i'm watching geraldo"
"but its noles christmas family household video accidents" he said, "i have to watch it"
"oh go and see Viki and Louise" said Reena, "their training the horse's in the field"
"ar touche" said Wilko, "i will do that"

back at the river, they were ready to go throu the strange tunnel, "well lets go for it" said Luke,
"yes nows as good a time as any" added Suz,
"right i will go first" said Joe in an important voice, "everyone follow me"

so they all swam throu the eerie cave! the other side, there was a strange place, like a huge glass bubble, full of jars,
in which were placed thousands of marrows!,
"wow this place is cool" said Emma,
"yes its amazing" added Robyn,
"hey here comes sombody" said Alion,

there swimming towards them, tho there was no water,so it seemed as tho he was flying, was a fish. "greetings" said the fish, "i am fondu"
"hello my name is Joe, and these are my friends"
"welcome" said fondu, "come to our leader" so they all followed fondu throu the maze of marrow jars, till they came to some massive golden gates, "this is where we came before" said Julia, at the gates stood a sloth, holding a spear and a shield,
"who are these people you bring to our gates?" the sloth asked fondu, "peoples from the strange world above, which we do not understand", answered fondu
"well let them in let them in" said the sloth hurriedly, "hello i'm felow" he said, so he opened the gates by turning a huge brass wheel, and the gates swung open,

inside was a vast garden, full of beutifull trees, and flowers taller than a man, in the middle of the garden which was about 20 acres, was what looked like a huge bees nest, "this is where we live" said findu, "come i will show you"
"this place is so cool" said Tom looking around in utter amazement!,
"yes it is rather good" said Alion lighting her pipe again,

inside the huge structure, were hundreds of rooms full of furniture of all types, all shaped like diferent animals and trees, "so what is that place outside your gates?" asked Joe,
"well" answered fondu, "those are our vast farming fields, you see marrows are our only source of food"
all the rooms came off a large corridor, at the end of the corridor was another set of gates, throu these gates sat a huge carp,
"thats him" said Arthur, "thats Steve"

back at the farm, Louise was training the horse's, while Viki prepared their beds of hay for the night, "oh hi Wilko" said Viki,
"hello there my overendorsed associate" replied Wilko,
"what are you like" said Viki laughing under her breath,
"well i'm white and fluffy with a small head and hoofs as oposed to feet" replied Wilko smugly,
"yeah whatever Wilko" she said,

just then Louise came in, "those horse's are coming along well" she said, "i got them up to 67
mph today"
"cool" said Viki,
"well i could do better" said Wilko,
"what you up against a horse, no chance" said Louise laughing,
"well if i had a little training" he replied dryly,

"welcome to our kingdom" said Steve, "i am Steve, i see you have returned oh great bearded one" he said looking at Arthur,
"yes i have braught my friends to see your true glory" he replied,

so after they had all talked for many hours, and eaten gtreat quantities of marrows, it was time to leave,
"please came again" said Steve, "we have enjoyed your company greatly"
"yes so have we" replied Joe bowing gracefully,
"yes thankyou for your custom" added Debbie,
"just one more thing" began Joe, "why do you not come to our land?"
"well we have no reason to, we have everything we need here" said Steve, "plus we are very carefull of what we do not understand, your land is vast and strange to us"
"well you must come one day" said Emily, "yes we will one day, call on us if you need any help won't you?" said Steve,
"yes we will" said Joe, "thankyou"

so when everyone had shaken hands (or fins) and said their goodbyes, everyone made there way throu the vast gardens, and the marrow fields, back throu the cave, and home again,
"well what an adventure" said James"
"yes wasn't it" said Alion,
"still it is nearly midnight" said Joe, "we will talk all about it in the morning,

so when everyone was inside, it was time to say goodnight, "just then there was a very loud noise, and a massive blast of light!..... "quikly quikly" said Carlos tearing into the room, something has crashed in the field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT CHAPTER, WHAT IS IT THAT HAS LANDED IN THE FIELD? AND HOW DO THE HORSE'S DO IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS?

FIELDS OF NOZZLES!! PART 7 THINGS ARE LOOKING BLEAK!

the next day was very exciting!! it was time to sort out the nozzles, "now" said joe, after breakfast, "we need to sell most of the nozzles, to make enough money to cover our costs!, but we can sell some of the wine and tea too"
"ok" said jo,"i will start some today"
"yeah i will start on the wine aswell" added ellie, so everyone started the long process of harvesting the nozzles, and the leafs, for the big push!!

meanwhile, the foreign man was talking to emily, "so what is your name then?"asked emily,
"i am carlos" said the man, "i'm a horse dealer"
"cool" said emily, "my friends are training some horses at the moment"
"if they are interested i will sell them some very nice ones" said carlos,
"yeah you will have to speak to viki about that"

back at the farmhouse. jo was busy in the kitchen with her nozzle leaf tea. and in the basement ellie was busy with her wine making, meanwhile in the office, "well" said joe, "i think we have covered our costs"
"good" said debz, "i think we will do well next harvest"
"yes i hope so" said joe, "lets tell everyone the good news"

so back in the living room, everyone was gathered. "good news everybody" said joe in a important voice, "we have covered all our costs for the year, and still have plenty of nozzles for ourselves"
"yey" said arthur, "does this mean more smoking to be done?"
"yup" replied joe, "we can all enjoy smoking them, drinking them when jo's tea is ready, and of course getting very drunk with ellie's wine!"
"sounds good to me" said everyone, just then carlos came in,
"hello everyone" he said, "i have been looking at your horse's viki, they are very nice"
"thanku" replied viki, "i like them too"
"yes" added louise, "we are gonna enter them in a race, when i have finished training them".
"that reminds me" said alion, "what about the strange land arthur and julia found in the water?"
"yes that is a good point" said joe wondering, "i think we shall look into that tomorrow"

just then two boys came in dressed as rude boys, "ay man respect to da nations" said the older boy,
"jamie, peter!" said debbie looking very surprised, "what are you doing here?"
"well" said peter, "after dad sold us into slavery, we escaped and started living in da hood"
"joe!! how could you" said debz in a harsh voice,
"ar well" said joe looking very worried,"we needed the money you see, and well they aren't very nice kids anyway"
"we is gangster rappers now innit" said jamie, "in da hood we is f*****g homeys iiet"
"you watch your mouth young man" said joe, "f**k ya papa" jamie replied,
"you see what i mean" said joe looking at debz in despair,
"well i must admit they have changed somewhat" replied debbie, "but they are still our kids, you nonce"
"well i am sorry, but look at all the fun we have had out here"
"i is ungry, what bout some food innit" said peter,

"we have to do somthing with these guys" said james, "what about let them stay if their nice?"
"dis bitch is f*****g pissing me off like" said peter,
"well" said james, "i have never been so humiliated in all my life, you wait till i set my monkey on you"

just then monkey came in (he has no formal name) "eekk eekk" said the monkey,
"f**k you apey" said jamie pulling out a kalashnikov!!
"wow this is getting heavy" said tom diving under a chair and taking jess with him,
"die you mother f****r" he said as he emptied a few rounds into the monkey,
"right thats it" said james taking a cucumber of the table, "take that you adolesent" he said, as he began to beat the crap out of him with a warm crusty roll,
"why then the cucumber?" asked robyn,
"i might get hungry" replied james setting himself on the next one, and munching the cucumber at the same time, "well thats that" he said as he rubbed his hands together,

"watch out" shouted sophie, as jamie pulled out a pistol!!,
"oh shit" said james swinging round, BANG! the gun went off, missing james by inch's, but burying itself straight in julia p's chest!,
"arrg" mumbled julia p falling to the floor,
"at that moment james threw the cucumber, straight throu jamies heart!!, "good shot james" said emily,
"ow i need a little help here ppl" said julia trying to talk,
"oh yeah julia" said reena, "somebody get a bandage or somthing!"

the next day julia p was recovering quite well, in bed upstairs, "i do hope she is ok" said jeni looking rather worried, "i couldn't sleep last night thinking about it"
"i'm sure she'll be ok" said jess, "tho reena was up very late removing the bullet"
"how is james?"asked louise,"well" said robyn, he's very upset to be honest he loved that monkey"
"yes and after his arm aswell" added luke,
"yeah at least his arm will get better, that monkey was one in a million" said robyn looking very sad,
"well i think he was very brave" said joe walking in, "he deserves a medal for killing them two, and all with a crusty roll"
"don't you mind? they were your kids" asked saah,
"well not really, after all the did shoot julia p"
"true" said jo thinking hard,
"that reminds me, hows your tea coming along jo?" asked wendy,
"not bad thanks, i gave some to julia p, she said it was good"
"good we will all have some today then" said joe looking very excited, "but for the moment lets look for that land!!!"

NEXT CHAPTER DO THEY FIND THE UNDERWATER LAND?? AND WHAT IS IT THAT CRASH LANDS IN ONE OF THE FIELDS?!!!!!!!!!!!

PART 6 OF FIELDS OF NOZZLES SORRY FOR IT BEING LATE!!!‏

ring ring went the alarm clock, "oh bugger" said joe "i guess i shall have to get up" so he throu on some clothes, and went down stairs for some breakfast,
"morning everyone" he said,
"no-one else is up yet" said jo, "here have a cup of tea"
"cheers jo" replied joe looking lovingly at the tea,
"morning" said emily running down the stairs,
"good morning em" replied jo, "cup of tea?"
"oh yes please" said emily,
"well i hope everyone else is up soon, we have the harvest to pick" said joe looking at his watch,
"i'm sure they will be" said jo, "everyone is very excited about our first proper harvest"

"good morning" said jeni, "how about a fry up?"
"sounds good" said tom bounding down the stairs, "i can try out my new stomach"
"right a fry up it is then" said jeni, getting out the pots and pans,
"would you like some help?" asked reena,
"go on then" replied jeni,

meanwhile in the living room, everyone was asking about louise. "well i haven't seen her" said robyn,
"i saw her last thing yesterday night" said ellie, "she said she was going to see the horse's"
just then louise walked in looking very tired, but quite happy. "morning everyone" said louise,
"where have you been?" asked suz,
"i have been with the horse's" said louise,
"what all night?" added emma,
"yeah why not?" replied louise, at that moment wilko walked in, wearing a smoking jacket, and slippers and smoking a cigar!
"was it as good for you, as it was for me? asked wilko looking at louise,
"ar i've had better" replied louise looking adamant,
"oh louise i do despair" said jess,

"anyway we haven't got time to discuss this" said joe hurriedly. "as soon as we have eaten, we shall get started on the harvesting, who would like to drive the combine?"
"can i" asked james,
"i'm sorry but you know you can't drive with that arm of yours all mangled"
"i will" said luke firmly
"good its settled then" said joe, "now who will fill the hoppers, and who will pick the nozzles?, if you could organise yourselves into pickers and loaders, that would help"
"right" said debz "i'm picking who will help me?"
so after everyone had eaten jeni and reena's lovely fry up, and drunk more of jo's tea it was time to get to work.

"right lets start shall we" said joe in a firm voice,
"i have an idea" said alion, "why don't we get the squirrels to help us?"
"what a good idea" added robyn, "oh can we joe" she asked,
"i don't see why not" said joe, "it would speed things up a bit"
just then arthur appeared, "arthur" shouted susie, "your back, where is julia?"
"i'm right here" said julia,
"what happened to you then?" asked tom,
"well when we were sucked down the whirlpool" began julia, "we found ourselves in a magical land, where there were flying fish, and they took us to their king, who was a big fat carp, named steve".
"yeah and there were huge jars of marows as far as the eye could see" added arthur!
"cool" said ellie, "can you show us"
"i'm afraid not" said julia, "when we left to come back here, the whirlpool closed up behind us, and we can't find the entrance anywhere"
"oh well" added joe "come along we have alot to do, you must tell us everything tonight tho you two, i would very much like to see this place for myself"

so everyone got stuck into the nozzle picking, and even the squirrels were a good help,
it was a very hot day and they all soon began to perspire!, "phew its hot" said reena, "its a good job we braught some water with us, or we would of died out here"
"yes lets have a little break now, we must of picked nearly half" said joe,
"thank goodness for that" said luke, "at least you are in the fresh air, its bioling in that cab!!"
so eveyone drank water under a bit oak, and gave bits of food to the squirrels for all their help.
"well" said joe, "we can start to harvest this lot tomorrow, we can make some nozzle wine, and smoke some of the leaves!"
"yes that will be fun" said arthur.
"yes and i will make some nozzle leaf tea" said jo.

so as they all talked and discussed nozzles and all the things they could do with them.
a short dark man came up to them, with slick greasy hair, "hello" said joe,
"amo-te" said the man,
"wow he's portuguese" said emily looking very excited,
"can you translate then please" asked joe.
"yeah sure" said emily, "amigo" said the man, "muitos-beijos" said emily smiling. "what sre you saying to him?" asked rii,
"oh just hello and stuff" said emily very casually, but with a strange smirk on her face.
"anyway" said joe, "back to picking".

NEXT CHAPTER MORE FUN WITH THE FOREIGN MAN PLUS JO MAKES NOZZLE LEAF TEA AND DEBBIES KIDS RETURN!!!

PART 5 OF MY STORY "FIELDS OF NOZZLES!!!‏

it was a lovely day, tom was very excited for his stomach would be ready today, "i simply can't wait" said tom, "i have been so hungry"
"yes well its all your fault" said jess, "selling that stomach of yours just for some new mokosons, i can't believe you some times",
well he is the best husband in the world" said ellie, "don't give him too hard a time",

"yeah i guess so" said jess smiling,

"come on everyone i think we have cracked it this time" said joe confidently, "lets plant this lot and see what happens"

so after many hours of planting and digging and lots of cups of tea, provided by jo, (very well indeed) they finally finished, "good" said joe looking very satisfied, "time for a rest i think"

"by the way louise" asked viki, "how is the horse training going?"

"not bad thanks, but they are very dificult ones",

"what do you mean dificult ones, those are my horse's your talking about"

"well they are, sorry mate" replied louise.

"i think we should all go for a picnic, and a swim in the river" suggested debz,

"what a good idea" said james, "i could do with a swim, and some serious food"

"aslong as we can get my stomach first tho" said tom looking very concerned,

"ok" said alion "come along and i will fit it for you"

"thanks alion" said tom,

meanwhile emily and susie were preparing the food, "this will be so cool" said emily excitedly,

"yes and we can climb trees and throw things at ppl walking by" said susie,

"well if you must" said emily looking rather concerned,

back in the living room, arthur was a bit restless, "i need more nozzle splifs, i haven't had one for ages"

"well we will have as many as we can desire soon!!, said robyn,

so when all the food was packed and everyone had gathered their things, it was time to go picnicing,

"this looks like a nice spot! said debz looking around,

"yes" said julia p "very nice, and look theres an elf home up in that tree"

"oh yes" said luke,

"we bring you peace" said the elf,

"its bringing peace" shouted luke, "break its legs"

"hang on a minute" said julia p "why do we always have to break things legs?"

"well if he brings peace, we don't want him to get away do we?" said luke,

"oh i see your point" said julia,

"well its this new skirt, it rucks up very easily" said luke,

"no i mean... oh who cares lets just get the elf"

"wait" said debbie, standing in the way brandishing a meat clever, "lets not kill this poor defenceless elf, look at him hes so cute!" they looked up at the elf,

"haha" laughed the elf, pulling out a colt44, "now you will DIE!"

"shit" yelled debbie, hurling the clever straight at the elf, knocking his head of in one clean move, but not before he shot james in the arm, and skimmed one off jeni's head!,

"good shot debz" said alion, "where did you learn to throw like that?"

"well" said debz, "i used to play darts on a regular basis"

"well i never" said tom "the things you see nowadays, still grub time"

"yes that is a good idea"said emily "you should see what we have braught you"

yes there was lashings of lemonade, mountains of ham, piles of bioled eggs, fresh salad, homemade fruit cake and lots of sandwiches, "well this is just spiffing" said wendy,

yes i haven't eaten this well since the winter of discontent" said tom, "no really i haven't, this stomach is quality" so after everyone had eaten as much as they could, it was time for a swim!

"i can't swim with this arm" said james looking very sorry for himself,

"oh well" said robyn, "i will stay with you, we can play dominos"

"ok" said james,

meanwhile everyone else was swimming away in the river, "look at me" shouted julia, standing on a bridge, "i can fly", jumping into the river, with a huge splash!,

"carefull julia" shouted rii from the river bank, "you might get hurt"

"like i'd do that" said julia, just as she got sucked down a whirlpool!,

"oh bollocks" said arthur, "here we go again, she's always doing this!" as he also disapeared into the water after her,

"well i hope we see them again" said jess, "i quite liked him" "yes i think we all feel the same" said joe,

"i could sure do with a cupa" added luke, "ar well i braught a big flask of my tea with me, if you want some", said jo,

"cor yeah" said everyone, so they all layed out on the grass to dry off, and drunk lots of tea, and talked lots about nozzles and how they all hoped it would work out!,

"well i think we shall go home now" said joe, "we will be up early again in the morning i'm afraid" so everyone went home to bed, and dreamed of nozzles, except emily who dreamt of portuguese men, and louise who dreamt of fit sheep!.

NEXT CHAPTER. NOZZLES NOZZLES AND A STRANGE FOREIGN MAN!!!?

PART 4 OF "FEILDS OF NOZZLES" NOW YOU ARE ALL IN IT I THINK!?‏

feilds of nozzles part 4

three weeks later everyone was very excited, "the nozzle plants should be ready today" anounced Joe in an important voice,

"we will all have to pitch in to pick them, and remember this is only an experimental batch!" so everyone put on their oldest clothes, and went out side to start investigating,

"this one doesn't look right" said James, "i think it has malformed"

"i will do a cross breed survey on it" said Louise,"and tell you what it is".

"have you got your stomach yet tom" inquired Jess,

"its still growing in the lab" replied Tom,

"well i hopes its ready soon" said Jess despairingly,

"so do i" said Tom, "i'm getting hungry".

"i think this is going rather well" said Joe, very satisfied indeed, "but there isn't very many nozzles on these plants"

"we must be doing somthing wrong" said Suz wondering,

"yes but what is it" added Emma,

"well we will have to find out" said Robyn, "and do somthing about it"

"yes we should do that" said Joe,

"take these plants Alion, and do some tests in the lab, Louise you go and help her".

"right you are" said Alion,

meanwhile back at the house Emily had finished decorating, "well thats that" said Emily looking very pleased with herself, just then everyone turned up, bar Louise and Alion,

"hows it going" asked Emily,

"not bad" said Debz, "but there aren't many nozzles on them!".

"they smoke good tho" added Arthur lighting up,

"well thats one good thing" said Anna always looking on the bright side,

"yes Alion and Louise are investigating right now" said Joe, just at that moment Louise came running in

"i found out what that plant of yours was James"

"oh yeah" inquired James,

"yes its a grunge plant!" said Louise,

"cool" said James "this calls for a song" so he got out his guitar and started playing my generation by limp bizkit,

and so it came to evening, everyone was a little down about the nozzles, but hopefull that they would crack it soon, but for the time being it was time to have fun, and play strip monopoly,

"haha" shouted Julia, "i win again"

"why are you so good at this" inquired Jo,

"years of practice my dear" replied Julia!

"where has Rii gone" asked Luke.

meanwhile Rii was in the barn playing with Wilko, "hey easy tiger" said the sheep, "i'm not an animal"

"yes you are, your a sheep" replied Rii,

"oh yeah" said Wilko, "i guess your right, still its better than being gay"

"what sort of a comment is that?" asked Rii looking rather confused, just then Reena came in,

"there you are, we have been wondering where you got to" said Reena, "you not coming in to play strip monopoly?"

"no i never seem to win that game" replied Rii. "i will stick to talking to the sheep thanks"

"ok" said Reena, "your loss".

back at the house, after many games of strip scrabble, and strip chess. it was time for bed, "well i think we should be off to bed now" said Joe, "we have all drunk too much, and smoked too many nozzle leaf splifs"

"we have to be up early in the morning to continue the planting"

"ok" said everyone sad to see the evening end,

"well goodnight everyone, for tomorrow is another day full of fun and games".

NEXT WEEK HOPEFULLY WE HAVE NOZZLES WE CAN SELL!!