CHAPTER 17 FIELDS OF NOZZLES VOLUME 2. ITS ONE THING TO DITCH SOMEONE AT THE ALTER, BUT SURELY ITS WORSE TO SEND SOMEONE ALONG WHO LOOKS A LITTLE BIT

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1800 hours, 13,05,2004. farmhouse, jules room.
so everyone went to see how jules was getting on. "hows it going jules?" asked joe analy. "not too bad not too bad, these special nozzles seem to disperse some sort of healing chemical" replied jules up to her elbows in fish. "what exactly is wrong with him?" asked pasty. "well its some sort of liver and lung condition. i think it may of come about due to the polution back in tollyhot river" answered reena stitching away happily. "well i think your doing very well, both of you" said joe, "i knew those nozzles would do the trick" he said. "how come you knew?" asked arthur suspiciously. "well i just had a feeling really" replied joe awkwardly. "mm" pondered arthur. "well lets get some horses bought" said onion to viki. "yes lets get to it, carlos, you coming to arrange some buying?" asked viki. "yes of course my dears, lets get to it" replied carlos, quite looking forward to showing off his horse knowledge
1015 hours, 14,05,2004. main situation chamber (living room)
"well bidge lets get this book online shall we" said debbie rubbing her hands together. "yes lets give it a go, i'll get the kettle on while you boot her up" said bidge heading for the kitchen. "yes i'll try my new updated publishing software" said debbie pulling out a disk from her pc bag. "well robyn shall we continue our research into the strange healing power of the nozzle" said alion finshing breakfast. "yes i think we shall" said robyn, rubbing savlon into her eyebrows. "how are the eyebrows after yesterday robyn?" asked emily rubbing her now quite enormous tummy!! "well their a bit scratched and bruised but not too bad thanks, i'm giving them a break from fatbob for a day or so" replied robyn. "oh good, i hoped you would" said emily. "hows the baby anyway?" asked catherine. "not bad thanks, a bit kicky at the moment though" so onion and viki (with carlos's help) were off buying horses. emma was checking over the working cattle. and the last stand of fuckwit and the pilchard pokers were having another band practice.
"fatbob do you have to keep shooting up while we practice" said pasty flamboyantly playing the guitar. "yes well wilko sells it so cheap.... so yes, yes i do" meanwhile debbie was having a lot of problems with her pc. "i just don't understand, it keeps coming up with errors, i think there's some sort of software bug. "well i hope it doesn't loose any important information" said bidge, checking over her book, while stirring a teapot vigouresly.
1200 hours, 14,05,2004. louises's room.
"well wendy, looks like we've lost again" said louise as energy cleared up at monopoly again. just then emma came trotting in.
"i'm afraid bonko the bull is very unwell" she said looking a bit worried. "oh well i better go have a look" said louise. "come on wendy" down at the cattle barn bonko looked very tired. "well lets have a look" said louise, getting out her stethoskope (apoligies to those "medical" people who will be annoyed by the spelling) "yes i think we will have to opperate imediately" agreed wendy.
meanwhile king steve was looking and feeling much better. he even got a visit from the village chief. "you wanna whiskey yes, mm good whiskey this be" said barry smiling and holding himself up by holding grimly onto the curtains. "yeah i'm ok thanks chief" replied steve, not quite ready for alcohol just yet! "oh i'll go for some though" said arthur strolling in, "mm sweet whiskey"
1314 hours, 14,05,2004. filberts barn.
"you know filberts quite a nice vegesaur when you get to know him" jess said to jeni, playing rock, paper, scissors with filbert.
"yeah he's not too bad a guy is he, i'm glad he stopped being a murderous killer" agreed jeni flicking through some useful notes on dinosaurs. "its all thanks to robyns eyebrows at the end of the day, i do hope their ok, i may send them some flowers" said jess.
"yes quite, very brave facial hairs they were" said jeni. "come on jess lets get bidge to make us some tea" so jess and jeni came to see how debs and bidge were doing. "hows it going debs, any luck yet?" asked jeni. "well it seems to be working now, i'm just spell checking it through" replied debbie, still not quite satisfied. "hey guys" said luke walking in. "have you seen some shackles anywhere around?" no not recently luke, why?" replied emily eating gherkin and honey sandwiches. "well byork keeps trying to escape, and next week we need her to come on the pilchard pokers zambian tour" "well will you let her go after that?" enquired emily. "er.......... no"