Julia has sent me across the (frankly brilliant) pictures and I'm in the process of uploading them, starting at the very beginning.
I hope everyone else is getting as much happiness from the memories as I am.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Tuesday, 3 November 2009
Hi all, still a work in progress, but finally here's all 50 episodes of Fields of Nozzles together. Julia has found the pictures in the deep recesses of her computer and I'll get those uploaded as soon as I get them. If anyone fancies helping out with going through and sorting out the dates (about 2/3 of the stories have generic dates at the moment as I can't find the original dates of the emails) or the formatting (most the paragraph breaks got lost in the copy-paste exercise), let me know and I'll give you admin rights.
Here's a glass raised to happy memories.
Here's a glass raised to happy memories.
Thursday, 11 April 2002
CHAPTER 25, FIELDS OF NOZZLES VOLUME 2. THE FINAL EPISODE. WELL GUYS YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO MORE IN OCTOBER, THAT IS IF YOU WANT MORE?
chapter 25
gondor.
1730 hours, 15,01,2005. steves palace, guys living area.
many months had passed, the computers technology had advanced to amazing levels, nearly 90% of the earth was under pc control. but the band of brothers fought on as best they could. "well come on luke, i think its our turn to run the gauntlet" said fatbob one day playing poker with luke. "yes i guess it is" replied luke getting up. "its funny isn't it guys" said onion knitting fatbob a new jumper. "whats funny onion?" asked bidge brewing marrow tea (the only tea they now had) "well this place almost feels like home, we've been here what? sinse the 19th of june thats nealry 7 months ago" "yes i guess your right except for our transister radio, we've been cut off from above all that time" said bidge. "i do miss the natural light" said luke sadly staring at the fish lanterns
"well i'm glad we found some surviving fish people anyway" said jess reading in the corner. "yes at least they know this place and all its secret passage's" said fatbob pulling on his jumper. "it fits like a glove bob" said onion proudly.
2100 hours, 15,01,2005. main hallway.
"phew that was close" said fatbob bundling through the gates with his arms full of marrows. "what happened bob?" asked louise concerned. "well we all made it back, but poor old carlos has been badly wounded" said fatbob, as luke came through the doorway holding carlos up. "get reena will you someone" he said putting carlos down on a chair. "oh no not my carlos!" said emily running towards them. "he'll be ok em, i'm sure" said joe comfortingly. so when carlos had been set down on a makeshift trolley, and reena had begun her surgery. it was time for everyone to play monopoly and have a few marrow beers. "its good just to try and relax isn't it" said jeni counting her money."yes it is, we may only have marrows but aslong as we have marrow flan and marrow beer we're ok" said ellie. "well i hope julia p finds somewhere habitable for us soon" said suz. "we can't stay here forever, eventually we'll run out of food and then what" she added. "yes well i'm sure it'll work out" said joe playing with debbies pigtails. "hopefully we will finish the spacecraft tomorrow"
1546 hours, 16,01,2005 spacecraft launch site.
"well people this is it" said joe screwing in the last screw. "i think we're ready to test her out" "its a shame we can't actually fly her, but its too dangerous to risk flying her where the computers could fire at her" said robyn thinking hard. "yes well we can test her engines and turbines and all the important machinery at least" said alion fiddling with the onboard computer system. "right ok people lets fire her up" said joe stepping back and pulling out his control panel. so when everyone had taken their positions, it was time to start her main engines. "ok people on my count" said joe, waving to luke and debs who were on board. "5 4 3 2 1 we are all systems go!!" he shouted as the engine turbines kicked in and the rocket fuel started burning. so after several tests, including seeing if everyone could fit inside alright. they were all finally satisfied it was ready. and not a moment too soon it seamed, as tom reported large numbers of computers heading through the marrown fields! "we will have to send out pickets to keep an eye on them" said joe when tom told him the news. "yeah we'll have to try and slow them up as much as possible" said tom i'll get my war mokisons out of the cupboard" "good man tom" said energy. "i'll help organise our offensive" she added. "good show energy, i'll go break the news to everyone else" said joe walking off. so as joe and the guys were discussing their coming actions, julia p came running in! "guys guys! i think i've found a planet we can go to!" "what! thats brilliant julia" said susie trying to control her excitement. "so where abouts is this planet julia?" asked joe. "well its quite near actually i don't know how i missed it really, just because there was so many to look at i guess. "its called gondor, and from what i can gather its an oxygon based enviroment perfect for us humans" "well we must get ready to leave as soon as we're ready then" said joe. just then sophie came running in.
"we better get out of here pretty quick guys, the computers are nearly apon us!"
1735 hours, 16,01,2005. living area.
"don't worry sophie, julia p's found a planet she reckons we can escape to" said debbie. "well i'm pretty sure we can" said julai p.
"well i hope so, because i don't think we've much more than a day!" said sophie breathing hard. just then energy came bounding down the corridor. "they got bex, they shot her right through the heart!" she said, obviously in a lot of shock. "right well this is it people" said joe taking command. "everyone start loading all our equipment, food, and essentials into the spacecraft. we leave tomorrow!"
1400 hours, 17,01,2005. spacecraft launch site.
everyone was rushing around trying to get ready. fatbob and some of the guys were fending off the computers from the main gate. with all the remaining fish people. dave, steves son and air to the throne had been crowned king of all fish of earth and was rallying the last few dozon fish people, including quindo the dash and dot goatfish, to defend their home to the last. even robyns eyebrows were getting stuck in again. the only big problem was carlos, who was getting worse by the hour. "its no good i'm afraid emily" said reena administering more morphine. "i'm afraid he's not well enough to survive the flight, and i don't think he'll live till we're ready to go" she said sadly. emily sat by carlos's bed holding little baby pimlico, who had been born a few weeks earlier. "oh carlos, i promise i'll look after little pimlico for you" she said tears running down her face. "goodbye my love, take care!"
1732 hours, 17,01,2005. lauch site.
"well the computers have finally broken through joe" said dave the king carp. "i'm afraid we only have a few minutes" "thats all we need i hope" replied joe tearing around making last minute adjustments to the navigation system with julia p and debs. "right i think
we're set" said debs looking at her watch. "ok people, everyone whos finished what their doing onboard!!" shouted joe, "pasty you done?" called arthur as he ran to the craft his arms full of eggnog. "i thought you hated that stuff?" asked pasty saying goodbye to his oboe. "well its better than damn marrows all the time" replied arthur jumping onboard. so all the fishpeople piled into the craft.
"where's fatbob, tom and luke?" shouted jules. "i think their still battling the computers in the palace!" answered becca.
"right joe, we're ready when you are" called alion from the controls inside. "ok i'l get fatbob and the rest" he said running towards the doors. but as he arrived at them, luke came tumbling in, i hope your ready to go, because we are!" he screamed running to the spacecraft. "so everyone including fatbob and tom were finally onboard. the hangers overhead were opened and it was showtime.
"well everyone i'd just like to say, good luck and God bless" said joe above the din of the engines. so as the evil computers came pouring through into the launch room, the thrusters came onto full power!! "well here go's" said everyone at once.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the supports fell away and as laser blast flew in every direction, the remaining friends and fishpeople went souring into the sky. as the youngsters peered through windows, they saw the true destruction apon the earth. in every direction there was darkness except the flashing searchlights and lasers of the computers
"well people we did it, i don't know how but we did" said joe looking out into space. "yes i think whatever there is on gondor" said anna. "yup" said everyone together, "they'll surely need nozzles!!"
THE END.
gondor.
1730 hours, 15,01,2005. steves palace, guys living area.
many months had passed, the computers technology had advanced to amazing levels, nearly 90% of the earth was under pc control. but the band of brothers fought on as best they could. "well come on luke, i think its our turn to run the gauntlet" said fatbob one day playing poker with luke. "yes i guess it is" replied luke getting up. "its funny isn't it guys" said onion knitting fatbob a new jumper. "whats funny onion?" asked bidge brewing marrow tea (the only tea they now had) "well this place almost feels like home, we've been here what? sinse the 19th of june thats nealry 7 months ago" "yes i guess your right except for our transister radio, we've been cut off from above all that time" said bidge. "i do miss the natural light" said luke sadly staring at the fish lanterns
"well i'm glad we found some surviving fish people anyway" said jess reading in the corner. "yes at least they know this place and all its secret passage's" said fatbob pulling on his jumper. "it fits like a glove bob" said onion proudly.
2100 hours, 15,01,2005. main hallway.
"phew that was close" said fatbob bundling through the gates with his arms full of marrows. "what happened bob?" asked louise concerned. "well we all made it back, but poor old carlos has been badly wounded" said fatbob, as luke came through the doorway holding carlos up. "get reena will you someone" he said putting carlos down on a chair. "oh no not my carlos!" said emily running towards them. "he'll be ok em, i'm sure" said joe comfortingly. so when carlos had been set down on a makeshift trolley, and reena had begun her surgery. it was time for everyone to play monopoly and have a few marrow beers. "its good just to try and relax isn't it" said jeni counting her money."yes it is, we may only have marrows but aslong as we have marrow flan and marrow beer we're ok" said ellie. "well i hope julia p finds somewhere habitable for us soon" said suz. "we can't stay here forever, eventually we'll run out of food and then what" she added. "yes well i'm sure it'll work out" said joe playing with debbies pigtails. "hopefully we will finish the spacecraft tomorrow"
1546 hours, 16,01,2005 spacecraft launch site.
"well people this is it" said joe screwing in the last screw. "i think we're ready to test her out" "its a shame we can't actually fly her, but its too dangerous to risk flying her where the computers could fire at her" said robyn thinking hard. "yes well we can test her engines and turbines and all the important machinery at least" said alion fiddling with the onboard computer system. "right ok people lets fire her up" said joe stepping back and pulling out his control panel. so when everyone had taken their positions, it was time to start her main engines. "ok people on my count" said joe, waving to luke and debs who were on board. "5 4 3 2 1 we are all systems go!!" he shouted as the engine turbines kicked in and the rocket fuel started burning. so after several tests, including seeing if everyone could fit inside alright. they were all finally satisfied it was ready. and not a moment too soon it seamed, as tom reported large numbers of computers heading through the marrown fields! "we will have to send out pickets to keep an eye on them" said joe when tom told him the news. "yeah we'll have to try and slow them up as much as possible" said tom i'll get my war mokisons out of the cupboard" "good man tom" said energy. "i'll help organise our offensive" she added. "good show energy, i'll go break the news to everyone else" said joe walking off. so as joe and the guys were discussing their coming actions, julia p came running in! "guys guys! i think i've found a planet we can go to!" "what! thats brilliant julia" said susie trying to control her excitement. "so where abouts is this planet julia?" asked joe. "well its quite near actually i don't know how i missed it really, just because there was so many to look at i guess. "its called gondor, and from what i can gather its an oxygon based enviroment perfect for us humans" "well we must get ready to leave as soon as we're ready then" said joe. just then sophie came running in.
"we better get out of here pretty quick guys, the computers are nearly apon us!"
1735 hours, 16,01,2005. living area.
"don't worry sophie, julia p's found a planet she reckons we can escape to" said debbie. "well i'm pretty sure we can" said julai p.
"well i hope so, because i don't think we've much more than a day!" said sophie breathing hard. just then energy came bounding down the corridor. "they got bex, they shot her right through the heart!" she said, obviously in a lot of shock. "right well this is it people" said joe taking command. "everyone start loading all our equipment, food, and essentials into the spacecraft. we leave tomorrow!"
1400 hours, 17,01,2005. spacecraft launch site.
everyone was rushing around trying to get ready. fatbob and some of the guys were fending off the computers from the main gate. with all the remaining fish people. dave, steves son and air to the throne had been crowned king of all fish of earth and was rallying the last few dozon fish people, including quindo the dash and dot goatfish, to defend their home to the last. even robyns eyebrows were getting stuck in again. the only big problem was carlos, who was getting worse by the hour. "its no good i'm afraid emily" said reena administering more morphine. "i'm afraid he's not well enough to survive the flight, and i don't think he'll live till we're ready to go" she said sadly. emily sat by carlos's bed holding little baby pimlico, who had been born a few weeks earlier. "oh carlos, i promise i'll look after little pimlico for you" she said tears running down her face. "goodbye my love, take care!"
1732 hours, 17,01,2005. lauch site.
"well the computers have finally broken through joe" said dave the king carp. "i'm afraid we only have a few minutes" "thats all we need i hope" replied joe tearing around making last minute adjustments to the navigation system with julia p and debs. "right i think
we're set" said debs looking at her watch. "ok people, everyone whos finished what their doing onboard!!" shouted joe, "pasty you done?" called arthur as he ran to the craft his arms full of eggnog. "i thought you hated that stuff?" asked pasty saying goodbye to his oboe. "well its better than damn marrows all the time" replied arthur jumping onboard. so all the fishpeople piled into the craft.
"where's fatbob, tom and luke?" shouted jules. "i think their still battling the computers in the palace!" answered becca.
"right joe, we're ready when you are" called alion from the controls inside. "ok i'l get fatbob and the rest" he said running towards the doors. but as he arrived at them, luke came tumbling in, i hope your ready to go, because we are!" he screamed running to the spacecraft. "so everyone including fatbob and tom were finally onboard. the hangers overhead were opened and it was showtime.
"well everyone i'd just like to say, good luck and God bless" said joe above the din of the engines. so as the evil computers came pouring through into the launch room, the thrusters came onto full power!! "well here go's" said everyone at once.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the supports fell away and as laser blast flew in every direction, the remaining friends and fishpeople went souring into the sky. as the youngsters peered through windows, they saw the true destruction apon the earth. in every direction there was darkness except the flashing searchlights and lasers of the computers
"well people we did it, i don't know how but we did" said joe looking out into space. "yes i think whatever there is on gondor" said anna. "yup" said everyone together, "they'll surely need nozzles!!"
THE END.
Tuesday, 26 March 2002
CHAPTER 24 FIELDS OF NOZZLES VOLUME 2. ONLY ONE MORE CHAPTER TO GO! SORRY IF ITS ALL RATHER DEPRESSING!!
chapter 24
the silence of death.
2200 hours, 18,06,2004. spacecraft storage barn.
so everyone got stuck in to gather all the important equipment and information they could. "how are we going to get into the fishland?" asked pasty very concerned. "because that's full of evil computers too" he added. "well we will have to fight our way in I fear!" replied Joe, "yes we will have to gather all the weapons we can get" added fatbob, munching on a kebab. "fatbob can you please help us instead of dosing around you prick!" said tom getting quite irate. "yeah alright keep your moccasins on" replied fatbob. so when they had got everything they could into bags and rucksacks, it was time for the men (and alion who was determined to prove herself more of a man than Joe, easily enough done) to go back to the farm to retrieve any weapons they could get. "right come on lads, first we'll go to the farmhouse then the village" said Joe loading his rifle. in the farmhouse chaos was ensuing. "my goodness!" said tom ducking kettle laser blasts. "right come on everyone" said Arthur leaping up stairs.
"I'll get my silenced illegal pistols" said fatbob rummaging amongst cocaine. "right lads come on,to the village" said Joe making a dash for the door. as the young men jogged down the half mile track to the village, flames and screaming could be heard coming from the village. "I do hope we can get some weapons before we're all gunned down" said Essex boy putting on all his gold sovereign rings. "at least I'll give em a fistful of this" he added.
0100 hours, 19,06,2004. quotak village.
as they entered the village, there was corpses and wounded people everywhere. "we must get these people into fishland" said Arthur swinging Simons courgette in defence. "I somehow don't think they will be keen to go down there, their village is very sacred to them" said Luke. "right into the armoury" said pasty kicking the door down. "the door was open actually pasty" said Arthur. but as Arthur stuck his head round the door, several shots narrowly missed his head! "steady on Arthur, have you not been taking your eggnog?" asked tom. "well to be honest, I hate the stuff" replied Arthur. "nows not the time to discuss eggnog gentlemen" said Joe in an important voice. so they all piled into the barn. and started firing shots into the darkness. "right gather everything you can carry, and we better get to the village chief" said Joe. "yes we must see how old Barry smith is" said fatbob.
meanwhile all the girls were heading through the fields of marrow's to the main gates. "now we can't get in there, till the lads are back with the weapons" said jules waving a glow stick around. "what's the glow stick for jules?" asked robyn. "to fend off killer clubers of course" replied jules. "but won't that attract them?" asked jeni mystified. "oh yeah, shit your right" said jules throwing them away. back in the village. "you no can do dis ting you try" said Barry swigging whiskey and shouting at a toaster. "er chief, that's just a normal toaster" said gumbo one of his advisers. "I don't care, I don't like toasters anyway, damn poptarts" "I don't think its the toasters fault, for bad advertising on Kellogg's front sir" replied gumbo. just then an electric bikini line shaver blasted through the window and took gumbo's head clean off! "don't worry chief Barry! we're here" said alion piling through the door.
"oh thank goodness, dis a very bad place" said the chief.
0300 hours, 19,06,2004. main gates of fishland.
"I do hope they hurry up, I need a shower" said louise flicking her hair around. "I'm sure they'll have hairdryers lou" said Catherine. "yes Catherine, and lots and lots of lovely men to obey your every call" said sophie sarcastically. "really? wow I can't wait" said Catherine. "she was taking the piss cath" said julia p. "and if they had hairdryers,they'd all be evil anyway wouldn't they?" "oh yeah I guess they would" pondered Catherine. "I do hope they have ditches though" said becca. "shut up you lot, here comes the guys" said viki peering hard. as the lads came running towards them, it was obvious no villagers has survived. "everyone's dead pretty much" said Luke. "yeah not even my moccasins could persuade them to come down here" said tom brushing away with a suede brush. "right alion, shoot the bolts off" said Joe loading his gun again. "everyone grab a weapon and aim at the doors" he added levelling his rifle. as alion blasted the bolts off and one gate came crashing to the ground, everyone opened fire into the room beyond. "well that was easy" said jess. "there's no-one around" so as they all piled in and pulled in all the gear, Joe started to swing the gates back into place. "right lets secure these gates as best we can" said Joe. "so as some of the guys nailed anything they could onto the gates. the rest of the guys made their way towards the main hall. "there's an awful lot of dead fish around" said suz holding her hand over her nose. "yes what a stink" added Emily holding Carlos's hand very tight. "Carlos how come you didn't go with all guys to get the guns?" asked Susie. "what! and risk messing up my slicked hair. you must me joking" he replied combing it back for the forth time. so as the rest of the guys joined them. they all gingerly opened the main doors into Steve's palace.
1432 hours, 13,08,2004. Steve's palace.
nearly two months had passed. it turned out all the computers had returned to the surface to help in the world wide annihilation of the human race. the young go getters, had done all they could to fortify the small fishland. but now nearly all the marrow's they had gathered had run out, and they had to make the dangerous run from the front gates to gather more food, all the while the computers would take pot shots at them as they ran from jar to jar. "I don't think I can take much more of this Joe" said jess returning from her turn at running the gauntlet. "I know jess, but we have to finish the spacecraft. then we may just have a chance of getting out of here" said Joe looking quite wreck form weeks of hardly eating and restless nights working on the spacecraft.
just then tom and Luke came down from the secret entrance. "it looks like they've killed everyone in Africa, there's not a sound or a standing building for miles" said Luke looking very bleak. "yes there's only the gentle hum of software, and the constant searchlights" agreed tom scratching his now long beard. "well people" said Joe looking determined. "we must get on with the spacecraft and then if Julia p finds anything, get of this God forsaken rock!"
the silence of death.
2200 hours, 18,06,2004. spacecraft storage barn.
so everyone got stuck in to gather all the important equipment and information they could. "how are we going to get into the fishland?" asked pasty very concerned. "because that's full of evil computers too" he added. "well we will have to fight our way in I fear!" replied Joe, "yes we will have to gather all the weapons we can get" added fatbob, munching on a kebab. "fatbob can you please help us instead of dosing around you prick!" said tom getting quite irate. "yeah alright keep your moccasins on" replied fatbob. so when they had got everything they could into bags and rucksacks, it was time for the men (and alion who was determined to prove herself more of a man than Joe, easily enough done) to go back to the farm to retrieve any weapons they could get. "right come on lads, first we'll go to the farmhouse then the village" said Joe loading his rifle. in the farmhouse chaos was ensuing. "my goodness!" said tom ducking kettle laser blasts. "right come on everyone" said Arthur leaping up stairs.
"I'll get my silenced illegal pistols" said fatbob rummaging amongst cocaine. "right lads come on,to the village" said Joe making a dash for the door. as the young men jogged down the half mile track to the village, flames and screaming could be heard coming from the village. "I do hope we can get some weapons before we're all gunned down" said Essex boy putting on all his gold sovereign rings. "at least I'll give em a fistful of this" he added.
0100 hours, 19,06,2004. quotak village.
as they entered the village, there was corpses and wounded people everywhere. "we must get these people into fishland" said Arthur swinging Simons courgette in defence. "I somehow don't think they will be keen to go down there, their village is very sacred to them" said Luke. "right into the armoury" said pasty kicking the door down. "the door was open actually pasty" said Arthur. but as Arthur stuck his head round the door, several shots narrowly missed his head! "steady on Arthur, have you not been taking your eggnog?" asked tom. "well to be honest, I hate the stuff" replied Arthur. "nows not the time to discuss eggnog gentlemen" said Joe in an important voice. so they all piled into the barn. and started firing shots into the darkness. "right gather everything you can carry, and we better get to the village chief" said Joe. "yes we must see how old Barry smith is" said fatbob.
meanwhile all the girls were heading through the fields of marrow's to the main gates. "now we can't get in there, till the lads are back with the weapons" said jules waving a glow stick around. "what's the glow stick for jules?" asked robyn. "to fend off killer clubers of course" replied jules. "but won't that attract them?" asked jeni mystified. "oh yeah, shit your right" said jules throwing them away. back in the village. "you no can do dis ting you try" said Barry swigging whiskey and shouting at a toaster. "er chief, that's just a normal toaster" said gumbo one of his advisers. "I don't care, I don't like toasters anyway, damn poptarts" "I don't think its the toasters fault, for bad advertising on Kellogg's front sir" replied gumbo. just then an electric bikini line shaver blasted through the window and took gumbo's head clean off! "don't worry chief Barry! we're here" said alion piling through the door.
"oh thank goodness, dis a very bad place" said the chief.
0300 hours, 19,06,2004. main gates of fishland.
"I do hope they hurry up, I need a shower" said louise flicking her hair around. "I'm sure they'll have hairdryers lou" said Catherine. "yes Catherine, and lots and lots of lovely men to obey your every call" said sophie sarcastically. "really? wow I can't wait" said Catherine. "she was taking the piss cath" said julia p. "and if they had hairdryers,they'd all be evil anyway wouldn't they?" "oh yeah I guess they would" pondered Catherine. "I do hope they have ditches though" said becca. "shut up you lot, here comes the guys" said viki peering hard. as the lads came running towards them, it was obvious no villagers has survived. "everyone's dead pretty much" said Luke. "yeah not even my moccasins could persuade them to come down here" said tom brushing away with a suede brush. "right alion, shoot the bolts off" said Joe loading his gun again. "everyone grab a weapon and aim at the doors" he added levelling his rifle. as alion blasted the bolts off and one gate came crashing to the ground, everyone opened fire into the room beyond. "well that was easy" said jess. "there's no-one around" so as they all piled in and pulled in all the gear, Joe started to swing the gates back into place. "right lets secure these gates as best we can" said Joe. "so as some of the guys nailed anything they could onto the gates. the rest of the guys made their way towards the main hall. "there's an awful lot of dead fish around" said suz holding her hand over her nose. "yes what a stink" added Emily holding Carlos's hand very tight. "Carlos how come you didn't go with all guys to get the guns?" asked Susie. "what! and risk messing up my slicked hair. you must me joking" he replied combing it back for the forth time. so as the rest of the guys joined them. they all gingerly opened the main doors into Steve's palace.
1432 hours, 13,08,2004. Steve's palace.
nearly two months had passed. it turned out all the computers had returned to the surface to help in the world wide annihilation of the human race. the young go getters, had done all they could to fortify the small fishland. but now nearly all the marrow's they had gathered had run out, and they had to make the dangerous run from the front gates to gather more food, all the while the computers would take pot shots at them as they ran from jar to jar. "I don't think I can take much more of this Joe" said jess returning from her turn at running the gauntlet. "I know jess, but we have to finish the spacecraft. then we may just have a chance of getting out of here" said Joe looking quite wreck form weeks of hardly eating and restless nights working on the spacecraft.
just then tom and Luke came down from the secret entrance. "it looks like they've killed everyone in Africa, there's not a sound or a standing building for miles" said Luke looking very bleak. "yes there's only the gentle hum of software, and the constant searchlights" agreed tom scratching his now long beard. "well people" said Joe looking determined. "we must get on with the spacecraft and then if Julia p finds anything, get of this God forsaken rock!"
Sunday, 24 March 2002
CHAPTER 23 FIELDS OF NOZZLES VOLUME 2. ONLY A COUPLE OF CHAPTERS LEFT GUYS, HOPE YOUR ENJOYING.
chapter 23
refuge of the marrow's.
1112 hours, 18,06,2004. launch pad.
so Luke ran off to get byork, while robyn and jess loaded on the necessary equipment. "right get in there byork my old chum, my old mucker, me old spittle of a half nut matey" "yeah all right Luke just sit her in and strap her up" said Joe getting awfully impatient.
"right she's all ready to go Joe" said jess jumping out of the control room. "good show, Debbie, alion fire her up. Julia p, Arthur, prepare for the countdown" said Joe looking at his watch. "right engines fired" shouted alion. "ready to go when you are Arthur" said Debbie tapping in a few final instructions. "ok chiefs, she's 3 2 1 GO!!" shouted Arthur as he let off the thrusters.
as the spacecraft started to lift of the ground and byork closed her eyes and hoped. everyone stood in ore of what they had achieved. except wilko who claimed he could of done it all by himself, and entirely out of balsa wood and fairy washing up bottles.
so as the rocket shot up into the air, it started veering off to the left. "funny I'm sure that shouldn't happen" said Julia p fumbling with the ground navigation controls. "oops, I put Grimsby, not outer space, derh!" she exclaimed a little annoyed with herself.
"what! you put Grimsby as the destination!" said tom horrified. "well lets not be too hard on her, it was easily done" said Catherine.
"easily done!, how can outer space be anything like Grimsby?" retorted tom. "well this isn't good atal" said Anna.
1134 hours, 18,06,2004. Grimsby town.
"hey look up yonder Bernard, its spacecraft of some kind" "naw its probably concorde, ya daft cow" "but its travelling awful quick for concorde" said rose pondering. "cum on gal, horses need shoeing and dog need washing" said Bernard. "but first we need potato's from garden" said ethyl peering out of a window. "ooh shite, look up yonder, spacecraft!" she shouted. "ooh bugger!!"
1203 hours, 18,06,2004. workshop.
so as the burning flames of Grimsby lit up the skyline. Julia started whistling and strolling off. "Julia, come back I think we need to make a few minor adjustments" said pasty staring. so everyone went down the pub for a pint and a rethink.
"well never mind everyone, lets start again, at least now we know exactly how to build it" said sophie. "well that's true soph" said Vikki. so everyone had another drink and discussed there building plans. "well I'm going to get a kebab" said freeman. "I'll come with you for a kingsize" said fatbob finishing his pint. "anyone want anything?" asked freeman. so fatbob and freeman strolled off down the path. "right I'm getting the drinks in, who wants what?" said bigmore getting up. "well I want your pink shirt, but I guess that's not very likely is it?" said Joe analy. "well not really mate, I love this shirt" replied bigmore. just then fatbob came running in.
"you wont believe this" said fatbob panting from the "very" short run. "what?" asked suz buying another sambuca. "the kebab shops till just shot freeman straight in the head!" "oh shit! there taking over the world" said Luke throwing himself out the window.
"right" said becca, "we have to do something, there's a whole army of self aware electrical items heading towards the village" said fatbob looking worried for the first time since his pub was burnt down by aliens all those years ago. "ok calm down everyone, pasty get the shotgun. everyone else we have to get back to the barn and make it as secure as poss" said Joe strapping on a leather girdle. "why the girdle Joe?" asked Essex boy. "I think it just looks cool" so everyone headed towards the barn.
2000 hours, 18,06,2004. spacecraft storage barn.
"well everyone we have to make this place as secure as possible, we can't let this get destroyed no matter what happens" said Joe.
"why is is so important?" asked robyn. "because if all else fails at least we may be able to escape somewhere else" "that seems very far fetched. there's no where known to man that is actually inhabitable" said Julia p. "yes well we will see" replied Joe suspiciously. just then pasty came running clutching his sacred oboe, and oboe weekly magazines. "their coming! their coming! gather what you can. we have to get out of here" he started shouting. "ok calm down paste my dear, what exactly is the situation?" asked Joe formally. "Debbie's computer has come back and is commanding a massive army of war computers!" pasty replied running around all over the gaff. "are they looking to break someone's ham and eggs then, causing a bit of bubble. coz if they are, we beta get on the dog and bone. that is unless you've got the Aristotle to take em on. coz if you have you might get a smack in the chevy chase! know what I mean" said wilko smoking a huge cigar and wearing an italian suit. "look we have to get out of here fast" said alion and ellie together. "right well we have to gather everything we can, anything any of you can think of that we might need. and get to the fish land!" said Joe packing up blueprints. "Joe's right, for a change. lets get going" said jeni.
refuge of the marrow's.
1112 hours, 18,06,2004. launch pad.
so Luke ran off to get byork, while robyn and jess loaded on the necessary equipment. "right get in there byork my old chum, my old mucker, me old spittle of a half nut matey" "yeah all right Luke just sit her in and strap her up" said Joe getting awfully impatient.
"right she's all ready to go Joe" said jess jumping out of the control room. "good show, Debbie, alion fire her up. Julia p, Arthur, prepare for the countdown" said Joe looking at his watch. "right engines fired" shouted alion. "ready to go when you are Arthur" said Debbie tapping in a few final instructions. "ok chiefs, she's 3 2 1 GO!!" shouted Arthur as he let off the thrusters.
as the spacecraft started to lift of the ground and byork closed her eyes and hoped. everyone stood in ore of what they had achieved. except wilko who claimed he could of done it all by himself, and entirely out of balsa wood and fairy washing up bottles.
so as the rocket shot up into the air, it started veering off to the left. "funny I'm sure that shouldn't happen" said Julia p fumbling with the ground navigation controls. "oops, I put Grimsby, not outer space, derh!" she exclaimed a little annoyed with herself.
"what! you put Grimsby as the destination!" said tom horrified. "well lets not be too hard on her, it was easily done" said Catherine.
"easily done!, how can outer space be anything like Grimsby?" retorted tom. "well this isn't good atal" said Anna.
1134 hours, 18,06,2004. Grimsby town.
"hey look up yonder Bernard, its spacecraft of some kind" "naw its probably concorde, ya daft cow" "but its travelling awful quick for concorde" said rose pondering. "cum on gal, horses need shoeing and dog need washing" said Bernard. "but first we need potato's from garden" said ethyl peering out of a window. "ooh shite, look up yonder, spacecraft!" she shouted. "ooh bugger!!"
1203 hours, 18,06,2004. workshop.
so as the burning flames of Grimsby lit up the skyline. Julia started whistling and strolling off. "Julia, come back I think we need to make a few minor adjustments" said pasty staring. so everyone went down the pub for a pint and a rethink.
"well never mind everyone, lets start again, at least now we know exactly how to build it" said sophie. "well that's true soph" said Vikki. so everyone had another drink and discussed there building plans. "well I'm going to get a kebab" said freeman. "I'll come with you for a kingsize" said fatbob finishing his pint. "anyone want anything?" asked freeman. so fatbob and freeman strolled off down the path. "right I'm getting the drinks in, who wants what?" said bigmore getting up. "well I want your pink shirt, but I guess that's not very likely is it?" said Joe analy. "well not really mate, I love this shirt" replied bigmore. just then fatbob came running in.
"you wont believe this" said fatbob panting from the "very" short run. "what?" asked suz buying another sambuca. "the kebab shops till just shot freeman straight in the head!" "oh shit! there taking over the world" said Luke throwing himself out the window.
"right" said becca, "we have to do something, there's a whole army of self aware electrical items heading towards the village" said fatbob looking worried for the first time since his pub was burnt down by aliens all those years ago. "ok calm down everyone, pasty get the shotgun. everyone else we have to get back to the barn and make it as secure as poss" said Joe strapping on a leather girdle. "why the girdle Joe?" asked Essex boy. "I think it just looks cool" so everyone headed towards the barn.
2000 hours, 18,06,2004. spacecraft storage barn.
"well everyone we have to make this place as secure as possible, we can't let this get destroyed no matter what happens" said Joe.
"why is is so important?" asked robyn. "because if all else fails at least we may be able to escape somewhere else" "that seems very far fetched. there's no where known to man that is actually inhabitable" said Julia p. "yes well we will see" replied Joe suspiciously. just then pasty came running clutching his sacred oboe, and oboe weekly magazines. "their coming! their coming! gather what you can. we have to get out of here" he started shouting. "ok calm down paste my dear, what exactly is the situation?" asked Joe formally. "Debbie's computer has come back and is commanding a massive army of war computers!" pasty replied running around all over the gaff. "are they looking to break someone's ham and eggs then, causing a bit of bubble. coz if they are, we beta get on the dog and bone. that is unless you've got the Aristotle to take em on. coz if you have you might get a smack in the chevy chase! know what I mean" said wilko smoking a huge cigar and wearing an italian suit. "look we have to get out of here fast" said alion and ellie together. "right well we have to gather everything we can, anything any of you can think of that we might need. and get to the fish land!" said Joe packing up blueprints. "Joe's right, for a change. lets get going" said jeni.
Thursday, 21 March 2002
CHAPTER 22 FIELDS OF NOZZLES VOLUME 2!! NOW THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING, BUT I DON'T CARE DARLING, SHE HASN'T GOT THE RANGE!! I LOVE HER TO BITS DA
DARLING, SHE HASN'T GOT THE RANGE!! I LOVE HER TO BITS DARLING, BUT SHE HASN'T GOT THE RANGE!!
chapter 22
an unforgettable discovery.
1700 hours, 15,06,2004. living room.
"oh my goodness!!" said Debbie almost in tears. "what are we going to do Joe" said robyn equally afraid. "I don't know guys, I really don't if the..... wait a sec something else is coming up" Joe stood staring at the screen. THE BRINGER OF DEATH IS AMONG U. 4 HE CAME OF THE CLINGFILM... 238648484. "what the hell does that mean" said suz walking in hearing all the commotion. "wait a minute, wait one damn minute" said Arthur. "what?" asked jules impatiently. "well who brought us the special nozzles?" he said. "well we grew them....... MATT!!! Essex boy brought them in his trunk" said Joe thinking very hard. as they were all wondering what to do, ellie came rushing in. "its cracknel they got him, they got him!" she said. "just a minute who, who got him?" asked Joe, as everyone came piling into the living room. "the fish people, they snatched him from the river! but they were different they looked evil and almost like robots!" she said sobbing. "the computers" said Debbie. "they've become self aware!!"
everyone stood still and quite for while. "I wonder what the numbers mean" said reena scratching violently. "I don't know maybe some sort of code for something" said jess. "well it must be important, I'll write it down" said Joe pulling out his notebook.
"right well I think we should destroy the computer before it does too much damage" said Debbie looking damn fine! "well I agree lets do it" agreed robyn.
1746 hours, 15,06,2004. back of barn.
so everyone except pasty and the band, congregated outside to destroy the evil computer. "now I think we should smash it first, then burn it, and then of course finally bury it" said Joe thinking hard. (something very hard for him to do!) so everyone smashed up the computer and burned it well. "well people what now?" asked freeman, "well we could always do your hair and dress you up in a pretty frock, simonettea!" said Luke. "well that would delightful!.. shut up boy!" replied freeman. so everyone retired to the house to discuss the situation. "well I think we need to be very careful from now on" said bidge putting the kettle on. "yes and we must finish the spacecraft as soon as possible" added Anna teaching a tortoise to play badminton! "well we could use it as some sort of laser if we designed one" suggested jess. "yes but on the other hand we could simply make a huge giraffe out of semolina and fill it with sugar mice, and then we" "no robyn" said jeni getting annoyed. "giant stuff might work on evil rabbits but not super efficient intelligent killing machines" she added. "is it just me, or is this whole situation rather like the terminator films?" asked Emily suspiciously. "well yes and no really, there weren't nozzles in the terminator" pondered bigmore. "now that would of been a movie worth watching" added sophie. "now look everyone lets concentrate on the job at hand shall we" said Joe in an important voice. "which is?" asked Debbie. "to finish building the spacecraft, test it out using byork, and then try to destroy the computers in the fish land, while trying not to get killed" he replied analy. "one things for sure, I'm never going anywhere with Joe again!" said ellie. "there been nothing but trouble" she added. "lets be fair" said louise, "its bidge's fault aswell, if it wasn't for her damn books!"
"now now lets not argue over who's fault it is" said tom firmly. "yes nows a time for rallying together" agreed viki.
"viki's right! its everyman for himself!" shouted wilko waving a club in the air! "do you ever actually listen?" asked louise despairingly. "huh men" she added. so everyone rallied round and, played strip monopoly.
1000 hours, 18,06, 2004. workshop.
so as the days went by, everyone worked non stop on the spacecraft. there was no more upheaval from the computers. and no-one had been able to get into see the fish people. though Arthur, Catherine and jules had tried a couple more times. pasty and the guys had returned and been filled in with the crazy news, fatbob had to sit down and have another shot of heroin to get over the shock!
so the day finally came on the 21st of the fine month of may when the spacecraft was ready to test. "well people lets test this thing, I think we have done everything but first we shall just run through the checklist" said Joe pulling out his pad again.
"right, onboard navigation" "check" said Julia p excitedly. "good, main fuel bay. good. engine cooling system, anti evil rabbit proof outer shell" "check" said robyn proudly. "good. on board computer, ejector thrusters, food lock chamber, giant connect 4!, good.
creative jenga, entire pixies album collection, nice pleated throws for the sofa, good. hamster wheel in case of boredom. good"
so when everything was checked and nothing had been forgotten. it was time for lift off. "well people lets do it, Luke get byork!!"
chapter 22
an unforgettable discovery.
1700 hours, 15,06,2004. living room.
"oh my goodness!!" said Debbie almost in tears. "what are we going to do Joe" said robyn equally afraid. "I don't know guys, I really don't if the..... wait a sec something else is coming up" Joe stood staring at the screen. THE BRINGER OF DEATH IS AMONG U. 4 HE CAME OF THE CLINGFILM... 238648484. "what the hell does that mean" said suz walking in hearing all the commotion. "wait a minute, wait one damn minute" said Arthur. "what?" asked jules impatiently. "well who brought us the special nozzles?" he said. "well we grew them....... MATT!!! Essex boy brought them in his trunk" said Joe thinking very hard. as they were all wondering what to do, ellie came rushing in. "its cracknel they got him, they got him!" she said. "just a minute who, who got him?" asked Joe, as everyone came piling into the living room. "the fish people, they snatched him from the river! but they were different they looked evil and almost like robots!" she said sobbing. "the computers" said Debbie. "they've become self aware!!"
everyone stood still and quite for while. "I wonder what the numbers mean" said reena scratching violently. "I don't know maybe some sort of code for something" said jess. "well it must be important, I'll write it down" said Joe pulling out his notebook.
"right well I think we should destroy the computer before it does too much damage" said Debbie looking damn fine! "well I agree lets do it" agreed robyn.
1746 hours, 15,06,2004. back of barn.
so everyone except pasty and the band, congregated outside to destroy the evil computer. "now I think we should smash it first, then burn it, and then of course finally bury it" said Joe thinking hard. (something very hard for him to do!) so everyone smashed up the computer and burned it well. "well people what now?" asked freeman, "well we could always do your hair and dress you up in a pretty frock, simonettea!" said Luke. "well that would delightful!.. shut up boy!" replied freeman. so everyone retired to the house to discuss the situation. "well I think we need to be very careful from now on" said bidge putting the kettle on. "yes and we must finish the spacecraft as soon as possible" added Anna teaching a tortoise to play badminton! "well we could use it as some sort of laser if we designed one" suggested jess. "yes but on the other hand we could simply make a huge giraffe out of semolina and fill it with sugar mice, and then we" "no robyn" said jeni getting annoyed. "giant stuff might work on evil rabbits but not super efficient intelligent killing machines" she added. "is it just me, or is this whole situation rather like the terminator films?" asked Emily suspiciously. "well yes and no really, there weren't nozzles in the terminator" pondered bigmore. "now that would of been a movie worth watching" added sophie. "now look everyone lets concentrate on the job at hand shall we" said Joe in an important voice. "which is?" asked Debbie. "to finish building the spacecraft, test it out using byork, and then try to destroy the computers in the fish land, while trying not to get killed" he replied analy. "one things for sure, I'm never going anywhere with Joe again!" said ellie. "there been nothing but trouble" she added. "lets be fair" said louise, "its bidge's fault aswell, if it wasn't for her damn books!"
"now now lets not argue over who's fault it is" said tom firmly. "yes nows a time for rallying together" agreed viki.
"viki's right! its everyman for himself!" shouted wilko waving a club in the air! "do you ever actually listen?" asked louise despairingly. "huh men" she added. so everyone rallied round and, played strip monopoly.
1000 hours, 18,06, 2004. workshop.
so as the days went by, everyone worked non stop on the spacecraft. there was no more upheaval from the computers. and no-one had been able to get into see the fish people. though Arthur, Catherine and jules had tried a couple more times. pasty and the guys had returned and been filled in with the crazy news, fatbob had to sit down and have another shot of heroin to get over the shock!
so the day finally came on the 21st of the fine month of may when the spacecraft was ready to test. "well people lets test this thing, I think we have done everything but first we shall just run through the checklist" said Joe pulling out his pad again.
"right, onboard navigation" "check" said Julia p excitedly. "good, main fuel bay. good. engine cooling system, anti evil rabbit proof outer shell" "check" said robyn proudly. "good. on board computer, ejector thrusters, food lock chamber, giant connect 4!, good.
creative jenga, entire pixies album collection, nice pleated throws for the sofa, good. hamster wheel in case of boredom. good"
so when everything was checked and nothing had been forgotten. it was time for lift off. "well people lets do it, Luke get byork!!"
Saturday, 16 March 2002
CHAPTER 21 FIELDS OF NOZZLES. VOLUME 2. OOOH SHIT!
chapter 21
I high quality investigation
0730 hours, 15,06,2004. breakfast room.
"well pasty my son, it is time to continue our tour sir" said fatbob one morning reading his roasts of the world book. "yes I simply can't wait mate" replied pasty. "even essex boy is excited about it" he added. just then onion came in wearing nothing but a bikini and a sarong. "now who wanted mushrooms?" she asked. "ooh me me" shouted fatbob licking his lips. "hey how about me?" asked Arthur. "yeah you better eat well art, remember we're going to see the fish people again today" said jules packing sandwiches for lunch. "oh yeah it will be good to see how Steve is" answered Arthur gobbling down as much as he good. "remember people, all do everything you want today, its full on back to the spacecraft construction tomorrow" said Joe. "why such a hurry to build this spacecraft Joe?" asked alion. "oh I just think its important to be ready tha all" replied Joe analy. "well we're off" said Essex boy loading his guitar case onto his donkey. "yup we'll see you all later" said alion getting very excited and lighting her pipe. "I simply can't wait to use my oboe" said pasty. so the last stand of fuckwit and the pilchard pokers were on their way to their next venue. as jules and Arthur headed towards the river. "hey there's ellie and cracknel" said Arthur waving. "er we were just going for a walk" said ellie cautiously. "oh I see Eleanor "walking" I see" "what are you doing here Joe" said ellie crossly. "don't worry ellie, I'll sort this" said cracknel, smackin Joe one in the jaw! "ow!! that really hurt" said Joe rubbing his face. "you just watch it matey, I've got courgettes" said freeman appearing from the undergrowth. "what are you doing here" said ellie getting more annoyed every minute. "I think we'll go Arthur, before things turn nasty" said jules strolling off. so Joe went to see reena for some stitches, and feeman went back to his bush.
1400 hours, 15,06,2004. fish gates.
"well here we are again" said Arthur walking up to the gates. "I wonder where fellow is today" he pondered to jules. "he's probably having his lunch art" replied jules knocking on the gates loudly. there was no answer for quite some time, so jules decided to try again. "funny I'll have another go, there must be someone there" she said knocking a bit louder this time. after five minutes or so they heard someone coming. "here we go, see no problem" said Arthur, so relaxed he nearly fell over!! the door slowly opened just a crack and a fish they'd never seen before peered through the opening. "what do you want?" he snapped. "if your selling ironing board covers, we've already got one thanks" he said slamming the doors. "wait we just want to see Steve" shouted Arthur "they worship me!!" he added indignantly. the fish opened the door once again, his eyes appeared almost like high beam ultra violet lights. "steve doesn't live here any more, he is dead" and the doors slammed again. "what the hell is going on" said jules. "i just don't understand. just then there sounded like a comotion coming from the other side of the gates, and the door flung open and mondu appeared frantic with fear! "GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!" he shouted in terror. "the've come, throw it away all of it cds and all!" just then what seemed like a steel fish grabbed him from behind and dragged him back inside! "listen to me destroy your computers!!" he shouted and then he was silenced, the doors slammed shut once again and that was that. "what did he mean by all that?" said arthur astounded. "i don't know but we better get out of here quick, and report this all to joe" said jules looking very worried indeed. "i fear something very nasty is going on in there" she said. so heading towards the waterfall as fast as they could art and jules were soon back by the river. "right lets go tell joe all about this"
1647 hours, 15,06,2004. joes office.
joe was sitting in his office working on the plans for the spacecraft. "joe!!" said jules running up the stairs two at a time. "whats up jules?" he asked. "its the fish people, something terrible is going on down there!" so jules and arthur told joe everything that had happened to them and everything that was said by the sinister fish. "this is all very worrying" said joe stroking his now stupidly long goatee. "yes but what did mondu mean about throwing everything away" said arthur picking nits out of his beard and eating them. just then debbie came in. "hey guys how did you get on with the fish guys? are they enjoying their pc i gave them?" she said stroking her paunch. "what you mean you gave them a computer?" asked joe alarmed. "yes just a pentium i had uprated with my pc course" debbie replied wondering what all the fuss was about. just then robyn came tearing in. "joe! joe! its the special nozzles!" she said all out of breath. "what, what about them" said everyone at once. "well i was studying them under a high pressure genetic strand reactor. and well it seems they have some sort of capaciters in their DNA strands!" she said all in a stress. "i just don't know what to make of it atal" she added. so everyone went downstairs to look at debbies computer.
"now how come the fish peoples computer went so mad assumably. and how come the special nozzles have pc capaciters in them" said joe booting it up. "funny" said debbie tapping in passwords. "i can't seem to access anything atal" then as the screen went completely black. and appearing in big black capitals came the words. GOOD LUK... U R GOING 2 DIE!!!!!!
I high quality investigation
0730 hours, 15,06,2004. breakfast room.
"well pasty my son, it is time to continue our tour sir" said fatbob one morning reading his roasts of the world book. "yes I simply can't wait mate" replied pasty. "even essex boy is excited about it" he added. just then onion came in wearing nothing but a bikini and a sarong. "now who wanted mushrooms?" she asked. "ooh me me" shouted fatbob licking his lips. "hey how about me?" asked Arthur. "yeah you better eat well art, remember we're going to see the fish people again today" said jules packing sandwiches for lunch. "oh yeah it will be good to see how Steve is" answered Arthur gobbling down as much as he good. "remember people, all do everything you want today, its full on back to the spacecraft construction tomorrow" said Joe. "why such a hurry to build this spacecraft Joe?" asked alion. "oh I just think its important to be ready tha all" replied Joe analy. "well we're off" said Essex boy loading his guitar case onto his donkey. "yup we'll see you all later" said alion getting very excited and lighting her pipe. "I simply can't wait to use my oboe" said pasty. so the last stand of fuckwit and the pilchard pokers were on their way to their next venue. as jules and Arthur headed towards the river. "hey there's ellie and cracknel" said Arthur waving. "er we were just going for a walk" said ellie cautiously. "oh I see Eleanor "walking" I see" "what are you doing here Joe" said ellie crossly. "don't worry ellie, I'll sort this" said cracknel, smackin Joe one in the jaw! "ow!! that really hurt" said Joe rubbing his face. "you just watch it matey, I've got courgettes" said freeman appearing from the undergrowth. "what are you doing here" said ellie getting more annoyed every minute. "I think we'll go Arthur, before things turn nasty" said jules strolling off. so Joe went to see reena for some stitches, and feeman went back to his bush.
1400 hours, 15,06,2004. fish gates.
"well here we are again" said Arthur walking up to the gates. "I wonder where fellow is today" he pondered to jules. "he's probably having his lunch art" replied jules knocking on the gates loudly. there was no answer for quite some time, so jules decided to try again. "funny I'll have another go, there must be someone there" she said knocking a bit louder this time. after five minutes or so they heard someone coming. "here we go, see no problem" said Arthur, so relaxed he nearly fell over!! the door slowly opened just a crack and a fish they'd never seen before peered through the opening. "what do you want?" he snapped. "if your selling ironing board covers, we've already got one thanks" he said slamming the doors. "wait we just want to see Steve" shouted Arthur "they worship me!!" he added indignantly. the fish opened the door once again, his eyes appeared almost like high beam ultra violet lights. "steve doesn't live here any more, he is dead" and the doors slammed again. "what the hell is going on" said jules. "i just don't understand. just then there sounded like a comotion coming from the other side of the gates, and the door flung open and mondu appeared frantic with fear! "GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!" he shouted in terror. "the've come, throw it away all of it cds and all!" just then what seemed like a steel fish grabbed him from behind and dragged him back inside! "listen to me destroy your computers!!" he shouted and then he was silenced, the doors slammed shut once again and that was that. "what did he mean by all that?" said arthur astounded. "i don't know but we better get out of here quick, and report this all to joe" said jules looking very worried indeed. "i fear something very nasty is going on in there" she said. so heading towards the waterfall as fast as they could art and jules were soon back by the river. "right lets go tell joe all about this"
1647 hours, 15,06,2004. joes office.
joe was sitting in his office working on the plans for the spacecraft. "joe!!" said jules running up the stairs two at a time. "whats up jules?" he asked. "its the fish people, something terrible is going on down there!" so jules and arthur told joe everything that had happened to them and everything that was said by the sinister fish. "this is all very worrying" said joe stroking his now stupidly long goatee. "yes but what did mondu mean about throwing everything away" said arthur picking nits out of his beard and eating them. just then debbie came in. "hey guys how did you get on with the fish guys? are they enjoying their pc i gave them?" she said stroking her paunch. "what you mean you gave them a computer?" asked joe alarmed. "yes just a pentium i had uprated with my pc course" debbie replied wondering what all the fuss was about. just then robyn came tearing in. "joe! joe! its the special nozzles!" she said all out of breath. "what, what about them" said everyone at once. "well i was studying them under a high pressure genetic strand reactor. and well it seems they have some sort of capaciters in their DNA strands!" she said all in a stress. "i just don't know what to make of it atal" she added. so everyone went downstairs to look at debbies computer.
"now how come the fish peoples computer went so mad assumably. and how come the special nozzles have pc capaciters in them" said joe booting it up. "funny" said debbie tapping in passwords. "i can't seem to access anything atal" then as the screen went completely black. and appearing in big black capitals came the words. GOOD LUK... U R GOING 2 DIE!!!!!!
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