so in the morning, while jo got the kettle on, joe bagan the plan of attack for the badger, "so we will release it in about half an hour, before it gets too light" "yes but where do we release it?" asked sarah, "well i think we should release it in the north corner" replied joe, "so as to have maximum cover, while approaching" "good" said debbie approvingly, "lets get those nasty killer rabbits" so after everyone had eaten and drunk lots of tea, it was time for the great offensive,
"right" said joe in an important voice, "tom, robyn, jess and anna come with me, everyone else, under james instrutions,
get on with the wall" so off they all went,
"now" said robyn pondering, "tom you climb in, jess, you and joe prepare to opperate the pulleys" "right you are" replied jess, so tom put on his camo cagoule, and climbed inside the badger, "right, you comfortable tom?" asked robyn,
"yup ready to go mate" tom called back out of the badger, "good lets do it" said joe proudly, so jess, joe and anna all pulled
and strained and slowly began to push the badger into the field, "while robyn controlled the direction and speed, with her solar panel control board, "its working, its working" shouted robyn, "quiet rob" replied joe in a hushed voice,
"you'll scare the rabbits away"
meanwhile everyone else was busy building the wall, "so scot, why do they call you scot "the rock" cooper?" asked arthur,
"coz i is well hard" replied scot polishing his mini gun, "oh right, that makes sense" said arthur, "come along now"
said james trying to sound in charge, just then jo came running out of the house, "here james" she said, "try some of this nozzle leaf oil on your arm" "ok" said james looking interested, "what will it do?"? asked james, "it should clean the wound,
and help it to close up" replied jo, "cool" said james, "i hope it works, coz its really beginning to annoy me now"
back in the rabbit field, "tom was waiting patiently inside the badger, "how long will they be" he said to himelf,
"you ready tom" whispered jess, from outside the badger, "yes i'm ready" replied tom, "good off you go" so tom slowly opened the hatch at the head of the badger, and peered out, there in the field, were maybe up to 1000 rabbits!!!
"bloody hell" said tom, "right have some of this you furry nozzle seed eating cretins" he shouted, as he began to hurl his mokosons at great speed through the air, meanwhile jess, robyn, joe and anna were waiting under a hedge,
"whats happening" asked jess worrying again, "yes what can you see" added robyn, "not alot" answered joe peering through his binoculers, "aslong as they don't ambush him from behind, and tear him to peices, he'll be fine"
back at the walls, luke was sitting under a tree, holding a small object and talking into it, "what are you doing" asked julia p, "oh nothing, just doing a comentary on the farm" replied luke, "oh right" said julia p, even more worried than before,
so by lunch time, they had one entire wall finished, "this is going rather well" said james, standing back to veiw what they had done, "i wonder how tom and the guys are getting on" said suz, "yes i hope they are ok" said jeni,
"take that and that you fools, hahahaha" laughed tom drunk on his own sense of power, "look out" shouted anna,
"their coming in behind you" "oh shit" said tom picking up a lump of wood of the floor, just as a rabbit came bouding into the firing pit, smack!!!! went his wood as he took a rabbits head clean off, "oh yeah you want some too eh" he screamed,
swinging in every direction,
at the farmhouse, everyone else was having lunch, "this is good tukka reena" said arthur belting it down, "why thanku"
replied reena proudly, "right i'll get some tea on" said jo, just then anna came running in, "you should see whats happening in the field" she said puffing after her long run, "tom is kicking ass" "right lets go have a look, said mark, "come on scot"
so several people went bounding down the lane, "well thats that" said tom, dusting himself off, and climbing out of the burning badger, then mark came tearing round the corner, "woh" he said stopped in his tracks, "what the hell has happened here" all over the field lay hundreds apon hundreds of slane rabbits, the carnage was appalling, "hurray for tom" cheered jess, "yes pints are all free for this chap tonight" added robyn, "well it was nothing really" said tom modestly,
"any self respecting citizen would of done the same" "still you did the job and you did it well" said alion,
"yeah it was like the falklands all over again" said ellie,"right come on people" said joe very aware of the wolves,
"we'll have a quick bite, and then get on with the wall, except tom who is excused duty for the rest of the day"
so after lunch, everyone piled out of the farmhouse, back to work, "do you want some oil on those wounds" asked jo,
looking at tom, who was looking rather like a mauled dog, "yes please they sting like mad" he replied,
"those rabbits aint half got sharp claws" so when darkness fell, it was time to pack up, set a watchman and have some dinner, "right come on then eveybody, well done, that'll do for the day" said joe, wiping his forehead,
back indoors reena started dinner with jeni, while ingham went to heck on emily, upstairs emily was in bed resting,
"oh hi sarah" she said as ingham came in, "you alright em?" asked sarah, "not bad thanks" replied emily,
"but i have a terrible headache and i can't remember everything,but i do have some bad news, but i will tell everyone about it when i'm feeling better" "yes that is a good idea" said ingham, "i must be off to set the table, would you like some dinner?"
"yes please" answered emily, "right i will bring some up, when its ready"
so after dinner, everyone went to the pub to get started on the darts, "you coming luke?" asked tom, "eer no i will stay here actually, i have some "work" to do" "ok its your life" said tom suprised at luke missing drinking,
so back at the pub, jeni and susie started their match against louise and viki, and everyone else got some pints down them,
james and ellie had a downing competition, (which naturally ellie won) and rii went to clear the glasses in the beer garden,
"its funny why no grass grows, on that funny mounded part of the lawn" wondered rii to herself,
back at the farmhouse, carlos was upstairs seeing how emily was, "yes this is zogenox, i will report back tomorrow,
no the don't suspect a thing, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!.............................
NEXT CHAPTER!!! EMILY HAS SOME BAD NEWS, THE WOLVES GET CLOSER, AND WILL THEY FINISH THE WALLS IN TIME???
Saturday, 20 January 2001
Friday, 19 January 2001
Fields of Nozzles - Part 16
everyone stood there in silence, finally joe spoke, "are you ok luke" he asked, "where have you been, what have they done to you?" "i i don't rememeber" he said, "how long have i been gone?" "well over a week" replied james,
"i don't remember anything after monday" luke said looking bemused, "well that was 10 days ago" said joe,
"they must of brain washed him" said alion, "yes i think you should go and lie down" said reena wisely,
"yes i feel rather strange, like i have been in a dream for months" replied luke, "right" said joe, "catherine you go put luke to bed, anna, you me and alion will stay up, and watch very carefully" so everyone went to bed, and arthur ate some proper food,
that night all was quiet, there was no sound from the 3rd field, and the killer rabbits were sleeping,
"i hope those wolves don't come before we have built the walls" said anna looking worried, "well we should have them finished within a few days, if everyone pitchs in" replied joe scetching away on the back of a weetabix box,
"well" said alion lighting her pipe, "i better get to my post, hand me the shotgun" "yes you should be off" replied joe,
handing over the weapon, so off went alion to the old goblin tower, "i hope she is ok" said anna, "she'll be fine" said joe,
"she can look after herself"
in the morning everyone was up by 6am, ready to start their very busy day, "morning all" said jo walking down the hall, past debbie, viki and jo c, "morning jo" replied debbie, "cups of tea all round?" jo asked, "yeah baby" replied julia p as she tripped over her feet and fell down 3 flights of stairs, "oh pigs shoes" she said picking herself up slightly dazed,
"carefull" said jo disaprovingly, down stairs while everyone drank tea, ,joe gave out the days orders, "now" he said,
"we need 20 people to collect rocks, and build the perimeter walls, and 10 people to work on the badger"
"i will be in comand of the badger building" said robyn proudly, "yes and i will be in charge of collecting rocks" said tom,
"good, now split yourselves into groups, and we'll be off" said joe in an important voice,
so everyone headed off to start work, "this is exciting isn't it" said jess, "well you might think so, but i don't like it atall"
replied emma g, "now we will begin the walls on the east side, as that is the most likely place for them to attack" said joe
so james and luke (now feeling much better) went off to start collecting rocks, with arthur, julia, emma and julia p,
while robyn started ordering people around, "now you, you little cretin" she said looking at charlotte, "get some nozzle leafs, double quike, as for you catherine, go get some wood with jo c and tim" meanwhile jo was busy with her aromatherapy course, "this is so cool, nozzle leaf oil" back in brushland, "so luke, how come you don't remember what happened to you" asked julia p, "i have no mother" he replied, "ok" said julia p looking very concerned,
by lunch time, the badger was almost complete, and the walls were coming along quite nicely, "lunch time" shouted arthur,
"wehey" said tom running down the lane, "well we are doing very well people, well done" said joe proudly,
"we will release the badger tomora morning, when it is dawn" "yes but one thing" said tom, "why do i have to throw the mokosons?" "because" replied robyn crossly, "you have more mokoson experience than the rest of us" "oh right"
said tom, quite pleased with the responsability, so after lunh time, they finished the badger off, and began to consentrate fully on the walls, incorperating the goblin tower in the outer skin, for maximum vision, so when it began to get dark,
everyone headed indoors to change into their darts gear, "i hope we win" said robyn, "oh we will" replied, james,
"those ellie and emma aint what they good"
so when everyone was ready, and had had a light snack, in the line of broth of hot bovril, it was time to be off,
"now whos turn is it in the tower, while we are away?" asked joe, "i will do it" said scot, "right heres the shotgun" said alion, "no i have my own defense thanks" replied scot, brandishing a 24mm german mini gun, "cool" said tom,
"why can't i just have that to kill the rabbits" "don't be silly" said robyn, "thats just what they'll expect" "mm" said tom,
thinking hard, so off went the others, while scot set up his machine gun, in the pub ellie was already plastered and all ready to go, "right" she said, "i'll have the lot of ya" "calm down mate" said emma, beginning to wonder what she had got herself into, so joe got the drinks in, robyn and james began their pre game war dance, and ellie tried to sober up on coffee,
so after many pints and lots of prawn coktail crisps all round, james and robyn, had won 2 sets to 1,
"well done" said jeni, "now it is jeni and susie, versus louise and viki, "right come on then" said louise warming up,
"lets kick some ass!!!"
the clock struck 1am, "now now ladies and gents" said rii, "time please, drink up and get lost" "right people, come on, before it turns nasty" said joe, so off they all danced, back to the farmhouse, singing and laughing,
back at the house all was quiet, "i will go check on scot" said joe, outside in the watch tower, scot was poised behind his 24mm "come on then you freaks" he shouted, "come and have some of this" "whats up scot?" asked joe, climbing into the tower, "i saw them they are moving towards the west" scot replied, "right in the morning we must get those walls built,
or at least on these two sides" "yes" replied scot, "or we are in deep miden juice!!!!"...............
NEXT CHAPTER, THE BADGER GO'S TO WAR!!!! LUKE GETS STRANGER, AND EMILY RECOVERS AND TELLS ALL!!!!!!!!
"i don't remember anything after monday" luke said looking bemused, "well that was 10 days ago" said joe,
"they must of brain washed him" said alion, "yes i think you should go and lie down" said reena wisely,
"yes i feel rather strange, like i have been in a dream for months" replied luke, "right" said joe, "catherine you go put luke to bed, anna, you me and alion will stay up, and watch very carefully" so everyone went to bed, and arthur ate some proper food,
that night all was quiet, there was no sound from the 3rd field, and the killer rabbits were sleeping,
"i hope those wolves don't come before we have built the walls" said anna looking worried, "well we should have them finished within a few days, if everyone pitchs in" replied joe scetching away on the back of a weetabix box,
"well" said alion lighting her pipe, "i better get to my post, hand me the shotgun" "yes you should be off" replied joe,
handing over the weapon, so off went alion to the old goblin tower, "i hope she is ok" said anna, "she'll be fine" said joe,
"she can look after herself"
in the morning everyone was up by 6am, ready to start their very busy day, "morning all" said jo walking down the hall, past debbie, viki and jo c, "morning jo" replied debbie, "cups of tea all round?" jo asked, "yeah baby" replied julia p as she tripped over her feet and fell down 3 flights of stairs, "oh pigs shoes" she said picking herself up slightly dazed,
"carefull" said jo disaprovingly, down stairs while everyone drank tea, ,joe gave out the days orders, "now" he said,
"we need 20 people to collect rocks, and build the perimeter walls, and 10 people to work on the badger"
"i will be in comand of the badger building" said robyn proudly, "yes and i will be in charge of collecting rocks" said tom,
"good, now split yourselves into groups, and we'll be off" said joe in an important voice,
so everyone headed off to start work, "this is exciting isn't it" said jess, "well you might think so, but i don't like it atall"
replied emma g, "now we will begin the walls on the east side, as that is the most likely place for them to attack" said joe
so james and luke (now feeling much better) went off to start collecting rocks, with arthur, julia, emma and julia p,
while robyn started ordering people around, "now you, you little cretin" she said looking at charlotte, "get some nozzle leafs, double quike, as for you catherine, go get some wood with jo c and tim" meanwhile jo was busy with her aromatherapy course, "this is so cool, nozzle leaf oil" back in brushland, "so luke, how come you don't remember what happened to you" asked julia p, "i have no mother" he replied, "ok" said julia p looking very concerned,
by lunch time, the badger was almost complete, and the walls were coming along quite nicely, "lunch time" shouted arthur,
"wehey" said tom running down the lane, "well we are doing very well people, well done" said joe proudly,
"we will release the badger tomora morning, when it is dawn" "yes but one thing" said tom, "why do i have to throw the mokosons?" "because" replied robyn crossly, "you have more mokoson experience than the rest of us" "oh right"
said tom, quite pleased with the responsability, so after lunh time, they finished the badger off, and began to consentrate fully on the walls, incorperating the goblin tower in the outer skin, for maximum vision, so when it began to get dark,
everyone headed indoors to change into their darts gear, "i hope we win" said robyn, "oh we will" replied, james,
"those ellie and emma aint what they good"
so when everyone was ready, and had had a light snack, in the line of broth of hot bovril, it was time to be off,
"now whos turn is it in the tower, while we are away?" asked joe, "i will do it" said scot, "right heres the shotgun" said alion, "no i have my own defense thanks" replied scot, brandishing a 24mm german mini gun, "cool" said tom,
"why can't i just have that to kill the rabbits" "don't be silly" said robyn, "thats just what they'll expect" "mm" said tom,
thinking hard, so off went the others, while scot set up his machine gun, in the pub ellie was already plastered and all ready to go, "right" she said, "i'll have the lot of ya" "calm down mate" said emma, beginning to wonder what she had got herself into, so joe got the drinks in, robyn and james began their pre game war dance, and ellie tried to sober up on coffee,
so after many pints and lots of prawn coktail crisps all round, james and robyn, had won 2 sets to 1,
"well done" said jeni, "now it is jeni and susie, versus louise and viki, "right come on then" said louise warming up,
"lets kick some ass!!!"
the clock struck 1am, "now now ladies and gents" said rii, "time please, drink up and get lost" "right people, come on, before it turns nasty" said joe, so off they all danced, back to the farmhouse, singing and laughing,
back at the house all was quiet, "i will go check on scot" said joe, outside in the watch tower, scot was poised behind his 24mm "come on then you freaks" he shouted, "come and have some of this" "whats up scot?" asked joe, climbing into the tower, "i saw them they are moving towards the west" scot replied, "right in the morning we must get those walls built,
or at least on these two sides" "yes" replied scot, "or we are in deep miden juice!!!!"...............
NEXT CHAPTER, THE BADGER GO'S TO WAR!!!! LUKE GETS STRANGER, AND EMILY RECOVERS AND TELLS ALL!!!!!!!!
Thursday, 18 January 2001
Fields of Nozzles - Part 15
inside everyone discussed the wolf problem, "i think we should build some parapet walls around the farm" said jess,
"yes i think that is a very good idea" said joe in an important voice, "right when do we start" asked tom itching to get started
"well first things first we need a lookout" said joe, "we can use the abandoned goblin tower, who will take first watch?"
"i will" piped up alion, "good" said joe satisfied, "tomorrow then we will begin the constrution of the perimeter walls"
so after lunch, it was time to discuss the other problem, the killer rabbits, "well" said robyn, "i have devised a plan of attack
we build a giant wooden badger covered in nozzle leafs, then we push it into the field vier a pulley system, meanwhile tom
is cunninly placed inside the badger, wearing his camouflage cagoule, and when the time is right, form a prominent position, he hurls mokosons at them, slaying them in their millions, "thats brilliant" said james enthusiasticly,
"right we will also begin construction of the badger tomorrow" said joe looking proudly at his foes,
as evening fell, it was time for the darts to proceed, but first reena had to once again operate on arthur,
"this time i will get it right" said reena looking determined, back in the living room, while ellie and rii, were opening up the tavern, james and robyn were preparing for their match against ellie and emma, while emma was revising for her phd in
midden management, and joe was drawing up plans for the perimeter walls, "hey guess what" said jo running in,
"i'm doing a crash course in aromatherapy" "oh cool" said anna, "i think i will just go and survey the area" said joe,
outside in the in cold wind, joe walked throu the gates of the farmyard, and prodeeded towards the woods at the edge of the 3rd field, just then he saw a strange light coming from the woods, and outlined against the strange light, there walking towards him was emily!!, "emily" shouted joe, "what happened to you?" there was no reply as emily staggered up to joe,
and collapsed at his feet, hurriedly he throu her into a wheelbarrow and ran back to the house,
inside everyone was getting ready to go to the pub, "i wonder where joe is?" pondered jeni, "yes he has been quite a while" replied tom, just then joe came bounding throu the door, "quikly i've found emily" everyone rushed outside,
there was emily singing bright eyes by simon & garfunkal, to the tune of sweet home alabama, "what has happened to her"
said debbie, "i think they got her" said joe sadly, staring towards the strange craft, "just a minute" said alion,
"i thaught the craft went under ground" "thats right" said louise, and then the craft began to rise out of the ground,
letting off a strange blue glow, "my goodness its massive" said jess in sheer horror, "those bastards have been building underground" said james, just then the craft began to move towards the farmhouse, "quikly inside" shouted joe,
inside julia p was totally hysterical, "what do we do" she said almost reduced to tears, "calm down you fool"
said debbie slaping her across the face, meanwhile alion lit her pipe and pondered. then there was a loud and resounding woosh!!. and then west end girls by the pet shop boys, started blasting out of the craft, "my god its awfull" shouted james runningfrom the room, just then there was a another enormous blast of sound and light!!, and then there was silence......
back in the pub ellie was wondering where everyone was, "i can't understand it, joe and louise never miss a drink"
"there must be something up" said rii thrusting her darts into the board, then in came julia, "there you are, where have you been?" asked ellie, "no time for this bollocks" said julia, "the spaceship has just flown out of the ground"
"right back to the farmhouse" said ellie pulling a shotgun out from under the counter, so they all ran back to the house,
when they returned, they found emily looking rather odd, and arthur looking quite well, "what he hell has happened here"
asked rii, "we will tell you in the morning" said joe, "for now, i will take that shotgun ellie, and alion, anna and me will stay up and watch, just then the door slowly opened, and there standing on the doorstep stood luke!!!!!!!!.......................
NEXT CHAPTER WHERE THE HELL HAS LUKE BEEN?? WILL THEY EVER FINISH THE DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP!?
AND WILL ROBYNS GIANT BADGER WORK????
"yes i think that is a very good idea" said joe in an important voice, "right when do we start" asked tom itching to get started
"well first things first we need a lookout" said joe, "we can use the abandoned goblin tower, who will take first watch?"
"i will" piped up alion, "good" said joe satisfied, "tomorrow then we will begin the constrution of the perimeter walls"
so after lunch, it was time to discuss the other problem, the killer rabbits, "well" said robyn, "i have devised a plan of attack
we build a giant wooden badger covered in nozzle leafs, then we push it into the field vier a pulley system, meanwhile tom
is cunninly placed inside the badger, wearing his camouflage cagoule, and when the time is right, form a prominent position, he hurls mokosons at them, slaying them in their millions, "thats brilliant" said james enthusiasticly,
"right we will also begin construction of the badger tomorrow" said joe looking proudly at his foes,
as evening fell, it was time for the darts to proceed, but first reena had to once again operate on arthur,
"this time i will get it right" said reena looking determined, back in the living room, while ellie and rii, were opening up the tavern, james and robyn were preparing for their match against ellie and emma, while emma was revising for her phd in
midden management, and joe was drawing up plans for the perimeter walls, "hey guess what" said jo running in,
"i'm doing a crash course in aromatherapy" "oh cool" said anna, "i think i will just go and survey the area" said joe,
outside in the in cold wind, joe walked throu the gates of the farmyard, and prodeeded towards the woods at the edge of the 3rd field, just then he saw a strange light coming from the woods, and outlined against the strange light, there walking towards him was emily!!, "emily" shouted joe, "what happened to you?" there was no reply as emily staggered up to joe,
and collapsed at his feet, hurriedly he throu her into a wheelbarrow and ran back to the house,
inside everyone was getting ready to go to the pub, "i wonder where joe is?" pondered jeni, "yes he has been quite a while" replied tom, just then joe came bounding throu the door, "quikly i've found emily" everyone rushed outside,
there was emily singing bright eyes by simon & garfunkal, to the tune of sweet home alabama, "what has happened to her"
said debbie, "i think they got her" said joe sadly, staring towards the strange craft, "just a minute" said alion,
"i thaught the craft went under ground" "thats right" said louise, and then the craft began to rise out of the ground,
letting off a strange blue glow, "my goodness its massive" said jess in sheer horror, "those bastards have been building underground" said james, just then the craft began to move towards the farmhouse, "quikly inside" shouted joe,
inside julia p was totally hysterical, "what do we do" she said almost reduced to tears, "calm down you fool"
said debbie slaping her across the face, meanwhile alion lit her pipe and pondered. then there was a loud and resounding woosh!!. and then west end girls by the pet shop boys, started blasting out of the craft, "my god its awfull" shouted james runningfrom the room, just then there was a another enormous blast of sound and light!!, and then there was silence......
back in the pub ellie was wondering where everyone was, "i can't understand it, joe and louise never miss a drink"
"there must be something up" said rii thrusting her darts into the board, then in came julia, "there you are, where have you been?" asked ellie, "no time for this bollocks" said julia, "the spaceship has just flown out of the ground"
"right back to the farmhouse" said ellie pulling a shotgun out from under the counter, so they all ran back to the house,
when they returned, they found emily looking rather odd, and arthur looking quite well, "what he hell has happened here"
asked rii, "we will tell you in the morning" said joe, "for now, i will take that shotgun ellie, and alion, anna and me will stay up and watch, just then the door slowly opened, and there standing on the doorstep stood luke!!!!!!!!.......................
NEXT CHAPTER WHERE THE HELL HAS LUKE BEEN?? WILL THEY EVER FINISH THE DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP!?
AND WILL ROBYNS GIANT BADGER WORK????
Wednesday, 17 January 2001
Fields of Nozzles - Part 14
night had fallen, as Suz, Emma and the all the guys, headed for home, "i simply can't wait to see everyone" said Charlotte,
"i haven't seen them for about 6 months" "yes we all look forward to seeing them" added Jo c,
"i don't even know who this Joe bloke is" said Tim, "but it sounds fun" he hastened to add, "i just hope we don't run into any wolves again" said Emma, "i hope Sophie has been behaving while she has been away" said Kathrine,
"yeah she has been strangely quiet" replied Suz, "still we will be there by morning" said Becca, "yes" added Ingham,
"it will be nice to be in the country"
back at the pub Ellie was pouring pints, (and drinking them) Rii was clearing glass's, and everyone else was making ready for the darts competition, "well we're up first" said Tom, "against the mighty Debbie and Joe" "yes we will have to play hard"
replied Jess, meanwhile Joe was devising tactics, "we will lull them into a false sense of sercurity" he said to Debz in a hushed voice, "and then when the papers have found their new flavour of the month, they'll find this cat has claws!!"
"yes" said Debbie approvingly, "just one small question" "shoot from the hip Debz, its always been your style" replied Joe,
"why are you talking such complete and utter bollocks!!" "anyway we will win" said Joe a little embarassed,
"right" said reena importantly, "first up, Jess and Tom, versus Joe and Debbie, please take your stance, fisrt leg first set,
and play" "boy she takes it all very seriously" said Tom rather worried,
so after 8 legs it was, Joe and Debbie 1set and 2legs to Tom and Jess with no sets and 2legs,
back on the trail it was time to start thinking about stoping for the night, "yes i think we should stop just ahead"
said Suz, "one question" said Kathrine, "yeah what" asked Suz, "well why does Joe spell my name with a k in this story?"
"because hes a wanker" replied Suz, "oh right well that sorts that out" said Cathrine, so after another mile or so, they camped for the night,"well night everyone" said Emma, "yes" said Jo c, "tomorrow we will see all our friends"
"thats it we have won" shouted Debbie leaping into the air, "good show Debz" said Joe looking very proud,
"its all your fault Tom" said Jess smacking him round the back of the head, "what did i do" he asked bemused,
"well for a start you didn't even wear your lucky mokosons" she replied, "anyway we'll get throu in the playoffs" she said,
"well everyone i think we should be off now" said Joe in an important voice, "well played everyone" he said smirking"
so everyone headed home, while Ellie and Rii with help from Jeni, cleared up all the blood and tended to the dying and wounded,
"Debbie is very good and all, but i with she would just watch what shes doing a bit more" said Ellie, "this is my pub, and i want it to have a good reputation" "by the way" said Jeni, "what happened to Alf?" "oh he moved away" replied Ellie casually,
so when everyone had gone to bed, bar Julia p, Sophie and Joe, they all played strip cluedo and ate roast camel,
"this is fun" said Julia p "staying up late and playing games and stuff" "yes it is a laugh isn't it" replied Sophie, "but we musn't forget why we are here" Joe reminded them, "we have to look out for any alien goings on" "mm" replied Julia p "its all very odd isn't it? "morning came and people started to get up, Sophie was asleep on the table, Joe was reading about the paranormal,
and Julia was tying peices of string together, "why are you doing that" asked Anna looking at Julia p, "its somthing to do i suppose,
its better than listening to Joe prattling on about aliens and stuff" she said tying furiously,
"right who wants food" said Reena coming out of her room, "me" shouted Arthur "i'm starved" he said, "i'll get a brew on then" said Jo, meanwhile Louise and Viki were mucking out the horse's "i can't believe one of them won" said Viki still very pleased with herself, "well i trained them" said Louise proudly, just then Carlos walked in, "have you seen Emily?" he asked looking rather worried, "no we haven't, we thaught she was with you" answered Viki, "oh well i will keep looking" he said walking off,
"well i hope all is well with Suz and the guys" said Viki, "yeah we'll find out soon enough i hope" replied Louise, "we should see them by lunch time i hope" back indoors breakfast was ready, "right lets eat" announced Reena, "one question" said Robyn,
"is curry really a morning sort of food?" "curry is good for any time of the day" Reena replied,
so after breakfast, while Robyn and James warmed up for their match against Ellie and Emma, and Ellie and Rii went to the tavern to open up, everyone else was very excited about seeing all their friends, "oh i do hope they are ok" said Jeni,
"they'll be fine" said Jess, Carlos came into the living room, "i still can't find Emily, i'm beginning to get worried" "yes it is odd for her to disapear like this" replied Joe thinking hard, just then Tom came belting down the path, "thier coming thier coming" he shouted, so everyone ran outside to see, "why is there only one wagon" wondered Alion, "i hope everything is ok" she said,
just then Emma came galloping up, "we are all ok" she said, "but we bring sad news, wolves have raided and destroyed hopmoe!!"
"oh no, was anyone hurt?" asked Alion, "everyone was slane and burned in the raid" replied Charlotte, leading the wagon,
"this is terrible" said Joe, "it means the wolves are on the move, and could turn up anywhere" "yes i hadn't thaught of that"
said Cathrine, "anyway come inside, we have much to talk about!!!".........
NEXT CHAPTER, MORE DARTS FUN, THE KILLER RABBITS BECOME A PROBLEM, AND SOMEONE TURNS UP AGAIN!!!!!
"i haven't seen them for about 6 months" "yes we all look forward to seeing them" added Jo c,
"i don't even know who this Joe bloke is" said Tim, "but it sounds fun" he hastened to add, "i just hope we don't run into any wolves again" said Emma, "i hope Sophie has been behaving while she has been away" said Kathrine,
"yeah she has been strangely quiet" replied Suz, "still we will be there by morning" said Becca, "yes" added Ingham,
"it will be nice to be in the country"
back at the pub Ellie was pouring pints, (and drinking them) Rii was clearing glass's, and everyone else was making ready for the darts competition, "well we're up first" said Tom, "against the mighty Debbie and Joe" "yes we will have to play hard"
replied Jess, meanwhile Joe was devising tactics, "we will lull them into a false sense of sercurity" he said to Debz in a hushed voice, "and then when the papers have found their new flavour of the month, they'll find this cat has claws!!"
"yes" said Debbie approvingly, "just one small question" "shoot from the hip Debz, its always been your style" replied Joe,
"why are you talking such complete and utter bollocks!!" "anyway we will win" said Joe a little embarassed,
"right" said reena importantly, "first up, Jess and Tom, versus Joe and Debbie, please take your stance, fisrt leg first set,
and play" "boy she takes it all very seriously" said Tom rather worried,
so after 8 legs it was, Joe and Debbie 1set and 2legs to Tom and Jess with no sets and 2legs,
back on the trail it was time to start thinking about stoping for the night, "yes i think we should stop just ahead"
said Suz, "one question" said Kathrine, "yeah what" asked Suz, "well why does Joe spell my name with a k in this story?"
"because hes a wanker" replied Suz, "oh right well that sorts that out" said Cathrine, so after another mile or so, they camped for the night,"well night everyone" said Emma, "yes" said Jo c, "tomorrow we will see all our friends"
"thats it we have won" shouted Debbie leaping into the air, "good show Debz" said Joe looking very proud,
"its all your fault Tom" said Jess smacking him round the back of the head, "what did i do" he asked bemused,
"well for a start you didn't even wear your lucky mokosons" she replied, "anyway we'll get throu in the playoffs" she said,
"well everyone i think we should be off now" said Joe in an important voice, "well played everyone" he said smirking"
so everyone headed home, while Ellie and Rii with help from Jeni, cleared up all the blood and tended to the dying and wounded,
"Debbie is very good and all, but i with she would just watch what shes doing a bit more" said Ellie, "this is my pub, and i want it to have a good reputation" "by the way" said Jeni, "what happened to Alf?" "oh he moved away" replied Ellie casually,
so when everyone had gone to bed, bar Julia p, Sophie and Joe, they all played strip cluedo and ate roast camel,
"this is fun" said Julia p "staying up late and playing games and stuff" "yes it is a laugh isn't it" replied Sophie, "but we musn't forget why we are here" Joe reminded them, "we have to look out for any alien goings on" "mm" replied Julia p "its all very odd isn't it? "morning came and people started to get up, Sophie was asleep on the table, Joe was reading about the paranormal,
and Julia was tying peices of string together, "why are you doing that" asked Anna looking at Julia p, "its somthing to do i suppose,
its better than listening to Joe prattling on about aliens and stuff" she said tying furiously,
"right who wants food" said Reena coming out of her room, "me" shouted Arthur "i'm starved" he said, "i'll get a brew on then" said Jo, meanwhile Louise and Viki were mucking out the horse's "i can't believe one of them won" said Viki still very pleased with herself, "well i trained them" said Louise proudly, just then Carlos walked in, "have you seen Emily?" he asked looking rather worried, "no we haven't, we thaught she was with you" answered Viki, "oh well i will keep looking" he said walking off,
"well i hope all is well with Suz and the guys" said Viki, "yeah we'll find out soon enough i hope" replied Louise, "we should see them by lunch time i hope" back indoors breakfast was ready, "right lets eat" announced Reena, "one question" said Robyn,
"is curry really a morning sort of food?" "curry is good for any time of the day" Reena replied,
so after breakfast, while Robyn and James warmed up for their match against Ellie and Emma, and Ellie and Rii went to the tavern to open up, everyone else was very excited about seeing all their friends, "oh i do hope they are ok" said Jeni,
"they'll be fine" said Jess, Carlos came into the living room, "i still can't find Emily, i'm beginning to get worried" "yes it is odd for her to disapear like this" replied Joe thinking hard, just then Tom came belting down the path, "thier coming thier coming" he shouted, so everyone ran outside to see, "why is there only one wagon" wondered Alion, "i hope everything is ok" she said,
just then Emma came galloping up, "we are all ok" she said, "but we bring sad news, wolves have raided and destroyed hopmoe!!"
"oh no, was anyone hurt?" asked Alion, "everyone was slane and burned in the raid" replied Charlotte, leading the wagon,
"this is terrible" said Joe, "it means the wolves are on the move, and could turn up anywhere" "yes i hadn't thaught of that"
said Cathrine, "anyway come inside, we have much to talk about!!!".........
NEXT CHAPTER, MORE DARTS FUN, THE KILLER RABBITS BECOME A PROBLEM, AND SOMEONE TURNS UP AGAIN!!!!!
Tuesday, 16 January 2001
Fields of Nozzles - Part 13
in the pub Rii was preparing for the evenings customers, "it will be busy tonight" she said to Alf, the tavern owner,
"yes i expect so" he replied, "i was thinking of selling up actually" "really" said Rii, "yes well i'm not getting any younger, and i feel its time to wind down" he said, just then Louise and Joe arrived, "evening Alf" Joe said cheerfully,
"evening joe" he replied, "hi guys" said Rii, "pint please" said Louise, "same for me thanks" added Joe.
"can i have a word please Alf?" asked Ellie,
back home everyone else was busy, Jess was writing more of her song, Tom was mending a hole in his mokasons,
Emily and Carlos where in the barn (wink wink nudge nudge) Jo was brewing some more nozzle leaf tea,
and James was changing the bandage on his arm, "ooh it looks all green and smells of almonds" he said worriedly,
"it'll be fine" said Reena, "hows the head Arthur?" asked Tom sowing away, "not bad thanks, a little painfull" replied Arthur,
"i can't wait for Kathrine to join us tomorrow" said Sophie excitedly, "yes it will be cool when eveyone else gets here" said Debbie,
in the conservatory, Julia p and Emma were talking, "i do hope i see Wendy again" Emma said sadly, "i'm sure we will" said Julia p, "i know she was annoyingly clever but so am i, i suppose" said Emma, just then Viki came in with a armadillo on her shoulder,
"what is that?" asked Julia looking rather bemused, "oh this is coco, i found him in the field" "ar hes soo cute" said Debbie walking in.
back in the tavern, Louise and Joe were a little worried, "they have been an awfully long time in there" said Louise,
"i know i wonder what is happening" replied Joe, just then there was a loud thunk followed by a thud,
just then Ellie came throu the door, pulling a large brown sack, "help me with this nonce will ya" she asked,
"Ellie what have you done?" asked Louise completely shocked, "he didn't want to sell afterall, but i changed his mind"
"well come on then help me bury this geezer" she said crossly, "ok ok" said Joe, "come on Louise lets get it over with"
so out the back in the beer garden, while Ellie cut Alf up with a hacksaw, Louise and Joe dug a large hole,
"phew this is hard work" Louise complained. "come on i used to do this every day when i worked for NASA" said Joe,
so after Alf was well and truly mutilated, and Joe and Louise had finished the hole, in went Alf belongings and all,
"well thats that done" said Ellie, "and no harm done to anybody, well pretty much"
"well i'm off to bed" said Emily coming in from the barn, "where's Carlos then" asked Jess, "he's gone to bed in his shed" replied Emily, "so hows it going then?" asked Alion excitedly, "not bad not bad" replied Emily smugly, "well i'm off to bed too" said Anna,
"night Anna" said James picking again at his arm, so when eveyone had gone to bed, apart from Tom, who was waiting for Louise and Joe, just then Ellie walked in holding a baseball bat, "oh hi Ellie, whats that for" asked Tom, "oh nothing just, practicing my swing" she replied, "anyway i'm off to bed, night" "what a night" said Joe stumbling in, "ready for the night then?" asked Tom,
"not really but i will wake up" answered Joe, "right i'll get the kettle on then" said Louise, walking in.
next day everyone was up talking about the darts competition, Debbie was doing her special warmup routine,
Ellie was practicing downing pints, James was still trying to work out what 3 20s were, and Joe was polishing his dart shafts,
"tonight will be fun" said Debbie flexing her wrists, "yes i hope so" said Ellie falling down the basement stairs, with a loud crash,
just then Viki came running in, "we have trouble guys, we've got giant white killer rabbits in one of the fields!!"
"oh damn those rabbits" said Robyn throthing at the mouth, "calm down" said Alion, "we have to think about this, how do we get rid of them" she wondered.
just a mile or so away from hopmoe, Suz and Emma were getting very excited, "i never thaught we would get out of that one"
said Emma, "yes what with the wolves and all" added Suz, but as they approached, they could see smoke billowing from the village!, "what on earth is that" wondered Emma, "whatever it is it doesn't sound good", replied Suz
as they came out into the common which surrounds the village, they saw the entire village was in ruins!!!
"what on earth has happened here" said Suz in utter horror, then out of the distance, came a figure running up to them,
as she approached they saw it was Jo c, "Jo c what has happened here?"asked Emma, "the wolves did it last night"
replied Jo c, "they came in, torched everything and stole all our valuables" she continued, "it was awfull"
"was anyone hurt" asked Suz, "everyone is dead, except me, Tim, Kathrine Scot, Mark, Ingham, Charlotte and Becca,
"this is terrible" said Emma, "have you any wagons to come back with you?" she asked, "only one" said Charlotte,
running towards them, "right lets be off before they return" said Suz looking solemn.
in the tavern, unaware of the plight of hopmoe, everyone was getting ready for the big championship,
"right here are the teams" announced Reena who was not taking part, "group A, Joe & Debbie, Ellie & Emma,
Tom & Jess, and Robyn & James, group B, Louise & Viki, Emily & Carlos, Jeni & Susie, and Wilko & Alion,
group C, Arthur & Julia, Julia p & Sophie, Jo & Rii, and Sarah & Anna," "now" she continued the two winners of each group go throu, plus 2 from the play offs, then there will be q finals semi's and the final, the winning team gets a trophy and a frozen pre jurrasic nozzle" "well lets go for it" said joe, "let the games begin!!!".........
NEXT CHAPTER SUZ AND EMMA RETURN WITH THE GUYS!!!!!! THE DARTS GET UNDERWAY, AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!!!!!
"yes i expect so" he replied, "i was thinking of selling up actually" "really" said Rii, "yes well i'm not getting any younger, and i feel its time to wind down" he said, just then Louise and Joe arrived, "evening Alf" Joe said cheerfully,
"evening joe" he replied, "hi guys" said Rii, "pint please" said Louise, "same for me thanks" added Joe.
"can i have a word please Alf?" asked Ellie,
back home everyone else was busy, Jess was writing more of her song, Tom was mending a hole in his mokasons,
Emily and Carlos where in the barn (wink wink nudge nudge) Jo was brewing some more nozzle leaf tea,
and James was changing the bandage on his arm, "ooh it looks all green and smells of almonds" he said worriedly,
"it'll be fine" said Reena, "hows the head Arthur?" asked Tom sowing away, "not bad thanks, a little painfull" replied Arthur,
"i can't wait for Kathrine to join us tomorrow" said Sophie excitedly, "yes it will be cool when eveyone else gets here" said Debbie,
in the conservatory, Julia p and Emma were talking, "i do hope i see Wendy again" Emma said sadly, "i'm sure we will" said Julia p, "i know she was annoyingly clever but so am i, i suppose" said Emma, just then Viki came in with a armadillo on her shoulder,
"what is that?" asked Julia looking rather bemused, "oh this is coco, i found him in the field" "ar hes soo cute" said Debbie walking in.
back in the tavern, Louise and Joe were a little worried, "they have been an awfully long time in there" said Louise,
"i know i wonder what is happening" replied Joe, just then there was a loud thunk followed by a thud,
just then Ellie came throu the door, pulling a large brown sack, "help me with this nonce will ya" she asked,
"Ellie what have you done?" asked Louise completely shocked, "he didn't want to sell afterall, but i changed his mind"
"well come on then help me bury this geezer" she said crossly, "ok ok" said Joe, "come on Louise lets get it over with"
so out the back in the beer garden, while Ellie cut Alf up with a hacksaw, Louise and Joe dug a large hole,
"phew this is hard work" Louise complained. "come on i used to do this every day when i worked for NASA" said Joe,
so after Alf was well and truly mutilated, and Joe and Louise had finished the hole, in went Alf belongings and all,
"well thats that done" said Ellie, "and no harm done to anybody, well pretty much"
"well i'm off to bed" said Emily coming in from the barn, "where's Carlos then" asked Jess, "he's gone to bed in his shed" replied Emily, "so hows it going then?" asked Alion excitedly, "not bad not bad" replied Emily smugly, "well i'm off to bed too" said Anna,
"night Anna" said James picking again at his arm, so when eveyone had gone to bed, apart from Tom, who was waiting for Louise and Joe, just then Ellie walked in holding a baseball bat, "oh hi Ellie, whats that for" asked Tom, "oh nothing just, practicing my swing" she replied, "anyway i'm off to bed, night" "what a night" said Joe stumbling in, "ready for the night then?" asked Tom,
"not really but i will wake up" answered Joe, "right i'll get the kettle on then" said Louise, walking in.
next day everyone was up talking about the darts competition, Debbie was doing her special warmup routine,
Ellie was practicing downing pints, James was still trying to work out what 3 20s were, and Joe was polishing his dart shafts,
"tonight will be fun" said Debbie flexing her wrists, "yes i hope so" said Ellie falling down the basement stairs, with a loud crash,
just then Viki came running in, "we have trouble guys, we've got giant white killer rabbits in one of the fields!!"
"oh damn those rabbits" said Robyn throthing at the mouth, "calm down" said Alion, "we have to think about this, how do we get rid of them" she wondered.
just a mile or so away from hopmoe, Suz and Emma were getting very excited, "i never thaught we would get out of that one"
said Emma, "yes what with the wolves and all" added Suz, but as they approached, they could see smoke billowing from the village!, "what on earth is that" wondered Emma, "whatever it is it doesn't sound good", replied Suz
as they came out into the common which surrounds the village, they saw the entire village was in ruins!!!
"what on earth has happened here" said Suz in utter horror, then out of the distance, came a figure running up to them,
as she approached they saw it was Jo c, "Jo c what has happened here?"asked Emma, "the wolves did it last night"
replied Jo c, "they came in, torched everything and stole all our valuables" she continued, "it was awfull"
"was anyone hurt" asked Suz, "everyone is dead, except me, Tim, Kathrine Scot, Mark, Ingham, Charlotte and Becca,
"this is terrible" said Emma, "have you any wagons to come back with you?" she asked, "only one" said Charlotte,
running towards them, "right lets be off before they return" said Suz looking solemn.
in the tavern, unaware of the plight of hopmoe, everyone was getting ready for the big championship,
"right here are the teams" announced Reena who was not taking part, "group A, Joe & Debbie, Ellie & Emma,
Tom & Jess, and Robyn & James, group B, Louise & Viki, Emily & Carlos, Jeni & Susie, and Wilko & Alion,
group C, Arthur & Julia, Julia p & Sophie, Jo & Rii, and Sarah & Anna," "now" she continued the two winners of each group go throu, plus 2 from the play offs, then there will be q finals semi's and the final, the winning team gets a trophy and a frozen pre jurrasic nozzle" "well lets go for it" said joe, "let the games begin!!!".........
NEXT CHAPTER SUZ AND EMMA RETURN WITH THE GUYS!!!!!! THE DARTS GET UNDERWAY, AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!!!!!
Monday, 15 January 2001
Fields of Nozzles - Part 12
"well i think we should go home now louise, its 2.30am" said joe "yes i've been waiting for you to say that" said rii,
"this place closes at 12 you know" "yeah sorry about that" said louise stumbling out the door,
"laters rii" said joe triping over a stool, so as they walked home, about 500 yards, "i wonder how arthur is?" said louise,
"well we will find out soon, reena is a very good surgeon tho" "yeah she rocks" added louise,
so back at the farmhouse, jo was making tea for reena, "where have you been?" she asked crossly,
"we have been relaxing, after a very long day" replied joe, "make that tea for 4 will ya jo" added louise,
"well its for 6 actually, julia is still up and so is jess writing her nozzle song, "oh right, how is julia?" asked joe,
"shes ok considering" jo replied, upstairs reena had nearly finished, "well thats that" she said,
just then joe came in, "so what do you think?" she asked, "mm reena, i don't know how to say this, you've sowed it to his shoulder, "oh well it will do" she said casually, "yeah i suppose so" said joe "i'm too tired to be bothered"
down stairs, jo was off to bed, "well seeya tomora robyn" she said, as jeni and robyn came down stairs for their night lookout.
"good night all, see you all up early in the morning" said joe, "night joe" said louise heading for the stairs,
so jeni, robyn and joe talked of nozzles aliens and darts championships, "yes i love darts" said jeni,
" good we will play tomorrow night in the pub" said robyn, "yes it will be cool" said joe.........
the clock struck 7am. "well i hope they are up soon, we have much to do today" said joe in an important voice,
"morning" said jo walking down the stairs and heading for the kitchen, "morning jo" replied jeni,
so after much laughing and some dancing, breakfast was over and everyone headed out the door, to continue their chores,
"oh i forgot to ask you viki" said emily, "how did your horse's do?" "not bad thanks, one came 1st and the other came 3rd"
"cool" said emily, just then arthur came out of the house, "morning everyone" he said, "i feel like shit, and my shoulder itches" "yeah it'll do that" replied wilko sarcastically, "well i'm glad you are ok amnway" said tom "you gave us quite a shock"
so after many hours of working with the horse's, and in the fields, it was time for some tea and wine,
"right lets go lads, well done everyone we have completed the preperation for next years harvest" said joe "yes time for lots of fun now" added james, so anna, rii and debbie prepared some dinner, while jo got the kettle on, "so whos coming out tonight?" asked louise, "i can't i have no money" replied james, "yeah and i can't get there" added robyn, "i'm diving again sorry" said debbie, "me neither i live in hatfield" added emily,
"oh well just you and me then louise" said joe, "you ok arthur" asked julia p, "you look a little pale" "well i can't eat can i,
where do i put the food?" "just stuff it down the hole" said james, shoving a bakewell tart down his neck.
"ow quit it mate" screamed arthur, "don't be such a baby" said julia,
meanwhile suz and emma were rather lost. "i have no idea where we are emma" said suz "no neither do i" replied emma,
"still we got away from those wolves" said suz looking on the bright side, "yes for now anyway" replied emma,
"i would not be suprised if we see them again" "mm i hope not" suz replied, "anyway i think we should go this way"
said emma, "its getting dark, and we need somwhere to camp for the night" a few miles on, it was getting dark,
"yes i think this little glade will do for tonight" said suz, "right i'll get the blankets out then" replied emma
"yes tomorrow we shall arrive in hopmoe, i hope!!!!!" said suz.........
back at the farmhouse it ws time for louise and joe to be off to the pub, "i was thinking" said ellie, "i might put a bid in to buy the tavern" "well i think thats a good idea" replied joe, "it sells your ale and wine as it is, and rii works there"
"yes she could put in a good word for you" added louise,"anyway we must be off" said joe in a hurry to get plastered,
"right lets go then" said louise just checking the mirror, "i think i might come afterall and have a word" said ellie,
"good idea" replied joe, "that reminds me" wondererd ellie, "whos up for watch tonight?" "louise, tom and me" replied joe,
"anyway lets go"...................
NEXT CHAPTER, DARTS AT THE PUB!!!! SUZ AND EMMA REACH HOPMOE, BUT WHAT DO THEY FIND WHEN THEY GET THERE??? AND ELLIE BIDS FOR THE TAVERN!!
"this place closes at 12 you know" "yeah sorry about that" said louise stumbling out the door,
"laters rii" said joe triping over a stool, so as they walked home, about 500 yards, "i wonder how arthur is?" said louise,
"well we will find out soon, reena is a very good surgeon tho" "yeah she rocks" added louise,
so back at the farmhouse, jo was making tea for reena, "where have you been?" she asked crossly,
"we have been relaxing, after a very long day" replied joe, "make that tea for 4 will ya jo" added louise,
"well its for 6 actually, julia is still up and so is jess writing her nozzle song, "oh right, how is julia?" asked joe,
"shes ok considering" jo replied, upstairs reena had nearly finished, "well thats that" she said,
just then joe came in, "so what do you think?" she asked, "mm reena, i don't know how to say this, you've sowed it to his shoulder, "oh well it will do" she said casually, "yeah i suppose so" said joe "i'm too tired to be bothered"
down stairs, jo was off to bed, "well seeya tomora robyn" she said, as jeni and robyn came down stairs for their night lookout.
"good night all, see you all up early in the morning" said joe, "night joe" said louise heading for the stairs,
so jeni, robyn and joe talked of nozzles aliens and darts championships, "yes i love darts" said jeni,
" good we will play tomorrow night in the pub" said robyn, "yes it will be cool" said joe.........
the clock struck 7am. "well i hope they are up soon, we have much to do today" said joe in an important voice,
"morning" said jo walking down the stairs and heading for the kitchen, "morning jo" replied jeni,
so after much laughing and some dancing, breakfast was over and everyone headed out the door, to continue their chores,
"oh i forgot to ask you viki" said emily, "how did your horse's do?" "not bad thanks, one came 1st and the other came 3rd"
"cool" said emily, just then arthur came out of the house, "morning everyone" he said, "i feel like shit, and my shoulder itches" "yeah it'll do that" replied wilko sarcastically, "well i'm glad you are ok amnway" said tom "you gave us quite a shock"
so after many hours of working with the horse's, and in the fields, it was time for some tea and wine,
"right lets go lads, well done everyone we have completed the preperation for next years harvest" said joe "yes time for lots of fun now" added james, so anna, rii and debbie prepared some dinner, while jo got the kettle on, "so whos coming out tonight?" asked louise, "i can't i have no money" replied james, "yeah and i can't get there" added robyn, "i'm diving again sorry" said debbie, "me neither i live in hatfield" added emily,
"oh well just you and me then louise" said joe, "you ok arthur" asked julia p, "you look a little pale" "well i can't eat can i,
where do i put the food?" "just stuff it down the hole" said james, shoving a bakewell tart down his neck.
"ow quit it mate" screamed arthur, "don't be such a baby" said julia,
meanwhile suz and emma were rather lost. "i have no idea where we are emma" said suz "no neither do i" replied emma,
"still we got away from those wolves" said suz looking on the bright side, "yes for now anyway" replied emma,
"i would not be suprised if we see them again" "mm i hope not" suz replied, "anyway i think we should go this way"
said emma, "its getting dark, and we need somwhere to camp for the night" a few miles on, it was getting dark,
"yes i think this little glade will do for tonight" said suz, "right i'll get the blankets out then" replied emma
"yes tomorrow we shall arrive in hopmoe, i hope!!!!!" said suz.........
back at the farmhouse it ws time for louise and joe to be off to the pub, "i was thinking" said ellie, "i might put a bid in to buy the tavern" "well i think thats a good idea" replied joe, "it sells your ale and wine as it is, and rii works there"
"yes she could put in a good word for you" added louise,"anyway we must be off" said joe in a hurry to get plastered,
"right lets go then" said louise just checking the mirror, "i think i might come afterall and have a word" said ellie,
"good idea" replied joe, "that reminds me" wondererd ellie, "whos up for watch tonight?" "louise, tom and me" replied joe,
"anyway lets go"...................
NEXT CHAPTER, DARTS AT THE PUB!!!! SUZ AND EMMA REACH HOPMOE, BUT WHAT DO THEY FIND WHEN THEY GET THERE??? AND ELLIE BIDS FOR THE TAVERN!!
Sunday, 14 January 2001
Fields of Nozzles - Part 11
the clock struck 7.am, jo was asleep on the floor, ellie was drinking her wine, and debbie and joe were playing scrabble,
"ha ha i win again" said joe laughing, "oh bollocks" said debbie, just then jeni came down the stairs, "hiya, want some breaky?" "yes please" replied joe, just then suz came down the stairs, "hiya everyone" she said,
"hey suz, ready for the off then?" asked joe, "yes i think so" she replied, "tho emma is a little nervous about the wolves"
just then jo woke up, "oh morning" she said yawning again, "i'll get the kettle on" "sounds good" said james bounding down the stairs, "your drinking early" said robyn looking at ellie, "well its never too early to start" she replied,
"morning" said emma looking very tired, "i did not sleep well last night thinking about today" she said,
"well we will have to get you packed after breakfast" said joe in an important voice, "you must leave early, if you want to be back by thursday" "are the horse's ready viki?" asked louise, "yes they are fed and ready to go" she replied.
so after breakfast and a cup of tea, everyone came outside, to help load the horse's, and see them off,
"please take monkey with you" pleaded james, "why?" asked emma, "because i want him buried in the garden where he was conceived, he replied, "ok" said emma touching him on the shoulder sympatheticly,
so everyone waved goodbye. "see you all soon" yelled suz, riding straight into a hedge, "ooh thats gotta hurt" said jess grimicing, "well lets go inside, and discuss the spacecraft" said joe, "yes and talk to the walls" said susie, "mm indeed"
said wilko, in a somwhat superior attitude,
so inside the house, it was time for a cup of tea, and a warm glass of efluence, "so what are we gonna do about this spacecraft?" asked james, "well first we have to find it" joe reminded them, "yes true" said arthur,
"but where the hell is it" he wondered, "well for now we will have to keep a look out, and stay up each night to ensure our safety" said debbie, "yes whos up tonight?" asked tom, "jeni, robyn and me" replied joe, "how come you stay up every night?" asked tom, "well i was born without eyelids" answered joe, "therefore i am unable to sleep"
"touche" said alion,
"well we better start on the preparation of the fields" said joe, "yes" said emma, "lets" so everyone got stuck into their work,
so after many hours of work, and thousands of cups of tea, it was nearly 6.pm, and arthur was working next to the plow,
which tom was driving, "watch out" shouted tom in alarm, as arthur knelt down to pick up a dogend, splat!!!!!
as his head went flying throu the air, and landed in the middle of emilys kebab, "oh my goodness" she said, "are you ok?"
"i dought he can reply emily" said julia crossly, "oh right" replied emily eating the rest of her kebab,
"right quick put his head in between some frozen peas" said joe seriously, so jess ran into the house, to find some frozen beverages, "tom help me carry this bastard" shouted joe, while debbie collected the tools and shoved them in the shed,
back indoors arthur was slumped in a big chair, "so what now" asked anna, "i will ring the ambulance" said reena,
"but we have no ambulance service out here" pointed out jo, "well i will have to sow him up myself" said reena,
"right" said debz, "sophie you help her, julia p get whatever she wants, and i will get the whiskey"
so everyone did as they were told, and reena begun to prepare for surgery, "i will need somthing stronger than cotton for the stiching, "what about nozzle leaf fibres?" suggested alion, "what a good idea" said jeni, "right hurry up emily go get some leafs left over from the harvest" said joe, "rightoh" she said, running for the door, "i can't take all this. i'm off to the pub"
said louise, "yes i will join you when i have finished sorting here" replied joe, so reena started the 7 hour surgery,
it was very tedius but she took it all in her pride, "right i'm off to the pub" said joe, "anyone coming?"
"i can't i'm babysitting" said alion, "me neither, i'm diving" replied debbie, "yeah and i went out last week, so i'm tired"
said jo yawning, "i'm visiting tom" said jess, "but he lives here" replied joe exasperated, "yeah well sorry" she said.
in the tavern, rii was serving louise, "what'll it be?" she asked, "a pint of ellies finest ale please" she said,
"rightoh, ale it is" just then joe came in, "i pint please rii" he said, "what a day, i tell you, what will happen next?"
"where the hell are we?" asked suz, "i have no idea" replied emma, "and i'm so cold" grrrrrrr!!!!!!
"what was that?" asked suz????????????...............................
NEXT CHAPTER, IS ARTHUR OK? WHAT HAPPENS TO SUZ AND EMMA? AND WILL ANYONE COME TO THE PUB...
EVER???
"ha ha i win again" said joe laughing, "oh bollocks" said debbie, just then jeni came down the stairs, "hiya, want some breaky?" "yes please" replied joe, just then suz came down the stairs, "hiya everyone" she said,
"hey suz, ready for the off then?" asked joe, "yes i think so" she replied, "tho emma is a little nervous about the wolves"
just then jo woke up, "oh morning" she said yawning again, "i'll get the kettle on" "sounds good" said james bounding down the stairs, "your drinking early" said robyn looking at ellie, "well its never too early to start" she replied,
"morning" said emma looking very tired, "i did not sleep well last night thinking about today" she said,
"well we will have to get you packed after breakfast" said joe in an important voice, "you must leave early, if you want to be back by thursday" "are the horse's ready viki?" asked louise, "yes they are fed and ready to go" she replied.
so after breakfast and a cup of tea, everyone came outside, to help load the horse's, and see them off,
"please take monkey with you" pleaded james, "why?" asked emma, "because i want him buried in the garden where he was conceived, he replied, "ok" said emma touching him on the shoulder sympatheticly,
so everyone waved goodbye. "see you all soon" yelled suz, riding straight into a hedge, "ooh thats gotta hurt" said jess grimicing, "well lets go inside, and discuss the spacecraft" said joe, "yes and talk to the walls" said susie, "mm indeed"
said wilko, in a somwhat superior attitude,
so inside the house, it was time for a cup of tea, and a warm glass of efluence, "so what are we gonna do about this spacecraft?" asked james, "well first we have to find it" joe reminded them, "yes true" said arthur,
"but where the hell is it" he wondered, "well for now we will have to keep a look out, and stay up each night to ensure our safety" said debbie, "yes whos up tonight?" asked tom, "jeni, robyn and me" replied joe, "how come you stay up every night?" asked tom, "well i was born without eyelids" answered joe, "therefore i am unable to sleep"
"touche" said alion,
"well we better start on the preparation of the fields" said joe, "yes" said emma, "lets" so everyone got stuck into their work,
so after many hours of work, and thousands of cups of tea, it was nearly 6.pm, and arthur was working next to the plow,
which tom was driving, "watch out" shouted tom in alarm, as arthur knelt down to pick up a dogend, splat!!!!!
as his head went flying throu the air, and landed in the middle of emilys kebab, "oh my goodness" she said, "are you ok?"
"i dought he can reply emily" said julia crossly, "oh right" replied emily eating the rest of her kebab,
"right quick put his head in between some frozen peas" said joe seriously, so jess ran into the house, to find some frozen beverages, "tom help me carry this bastard" shouted joe, while debbie collected the tools and shoved them in the shed,
back indoors arthur was slumped in a big chair, "so what now" asked anna, "i will ring the ambulance" said reena,
"but we have no ambulance service out here" pointed out jo, "well i will have to sow him up myself" said reena,
"right" said debz, "sophie you help her, julia p get whatever she wants, and i will get the whiskey"
so everyone did as they were told, and reena begun to prepare for surgery, "i will need somthing stronger than cotton for the stiching, "what about nozzle leaf fibres?" suggested alion, "what a good idea" said jeni, "right hurry up emily go get some leafs left over from the harvest" said joe, "rightoh" she said, running for the door, "i can't take all this. i'm off to the pub"
said louise, "yes i will join you when i have finished sorting here" replied joe, so reena started the 7 hour surgery,
it was very tedius but she took it all in her pride, "right i'm off to the pub" said joe, "anyone coming?"
"i can't i'm babysitting" said alion, "me neither, i'm diving" replied debbie, "yeah and i went out last week, so i'm tired"
said jo yawning, "i'm visiting tom" said jess, "but he lives here" replied joe exasperated, "yeah well sorry" she said.
in the tavern, rii was serving louise, "what'll it be?" she asked, "a pint of ellies finest ale please" she said,
"rightoh, ale it is" just then joe came in, "i pint please rii" he said, "what a day, i tell you, what will happen next?"
"where the hell are we?" asked suz, "i have no idea" replied emma, "and i'm so cold" grrrrrrr!!!!!!
"what was that?" asked suz????????????...............................
NEXT CHAPTER, IS ARTHUR OK? WHAT HAPPENS TO SUZ AND EMMA? AND WILL ANYONE COME TO THE PUB...
EVER???
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